{"title":"The 9-to-5 Collection","description":null,"products":[{"product_id":"powered-spite-and-caffeine-t-shirt","title":"Powered Spite and Caffeine T-Shirt","description":"\u003c!-- x-tinymce\/html --\u003e\u003cp class=\"font-claude-response-body break-words whitespace-normal leading-[1.7]\"\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eThe Shirt That Gets It\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp class=\"font-claude-response-body break-words whitespace-pre-wrap leading-[1.7]\"\u003e☕ Soft, lightweight \u0026amp; comfortable enough to survive back-to-back meeting\u003cbr\u003e📏 Unisex true-to-size fit — check the size chart, it's the one deadline worth meeting \u003cbr\u003e🪡 Solid: 100% ring-spun cotton — Heathers \u0026amp; Sport Grey vary by color \u003cbr\u003e⚖️ Light 4.5oz fabric — preshrunk so it looks the same Friday as it did Monday\u003cbr\u003e🧵 Double-needle stitching — built to outlast your Q4 enthusiasm \u003cbr\u003e🏷️ Tear-away label — irritation-free. Unlike your inbox. \u003cbr\u003e🏭 Printed \u0026amp; Shipped in the USA \u003cbr\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp class=\"font-claude-response-body break-words whitespace-normal leading-[1.7]\"\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eWear the frustration. Skip the therapy.\u003c\/strong\u003e 😎\u003c\/p\u003e","brand":"Printify","offers":[{"title":"Charcoal \/ XS","offer_id":43187302203505,"sku":"14427127608453094767","price":29.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Dark Heather \/ XS","offer_id":43159352868977,"sku":"29239447034686787301","price":29.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Navy \/ XS","offer_id":43187302236273,"sku":"18187982265666511863","price":29.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Black \/ XS","offer_id":43159353000049,"sku":"26002042509007548138","price":29.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Charcoal \/ S","offer_id":43187302269041,"sku":"19057530019687870779","price":29.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Navy \/ S","offer_id":43187302301809,"sku":"32574033863997873644","price":29.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Black \/ S","offer_id":43149548486769,"sku":"18018268979508806063","price":29.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Military Green \/ S","offer_id":43187302334577,"sku":"25676179193922025445","price":29.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Dark Heather \/ S","offer_id":43149548519537,"sku":"12722930170803050025","price":29.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Kelly Green \/ S","offer_id":43187302367345,"sku":"30611242132749316860","price":29.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Carolina Blue \/ S","offer_id":43187302400113,"sku":"21823514844290646643","price":29.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Graphite Heather \/ S","offer_id":43187302432881,"sku":"23332795911938331086","price":29.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Sage \/ S","offer_id":43187302465649,"sku":"20660286422234375080","price":29.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Charcoal \/ M","offer_id":43187302498417,"sku":"25574062790519398191","price":29.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Navy \/ M","offer_id":43187302531185,"sku":"14431733416490885326","price":29.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Black \/ M","offer_id":43149548716145,"sku":"97518907675530275505","price":29.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Military Green \/ M","offer_id":43187302563953,"sku":"63315875416249312137","price":29.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Dark Heather \/ M","offer_id":43149548748913,"sku":"24204352244355732766","price":29.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Kelly Green \/ M","offer_id":43187302596721,"sku":"16265276834877206730","price":29.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Carolina Blue \/ M","offer_id":43187302629489,"sku":"28355945269322881663","price":29.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Graphite Heather \/ M","offer_id":43187302662257,"sku":"25067777455941816849","price":29.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Sage \/ M","offer_id":43187302695025,"sku":"29000144674833291194","price":29.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Charcoal \/ L","offer_id":43187302727793,"sku":"13843477632745462476","price":29.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Navy \/ L","offer_id":43187302760561,"sku":"25168338272763503376","price":29.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Black \/ L","offer_id":43149548945521,"sku":"20773322905498183969","price":29.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Military Green \/ L","offer_id":43187302793329,"sku":"30666152446458327992","price":29.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Dark Heather \/ L","offer_id":43149548978289,"sku":"33899411814008419705","price":29.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Kelly Green \/ L","offer_id":43187302826097,"sku":"16378289220757484528","price":29.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Carolina Blue \/ L","offer_id":43187302858865,"sku":"29424141292960774207","price":29.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Graphite Heather \/ L","offer_id":43187302891633,"sku":"11236304662376855035","price":29.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Sage \/ L","offer_id":43187302924401,"sku":"30398464806948434414","price":29.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Charcoal \/ XL","offer_id":43187302957169,"sku":"16890258815544494710","price":29.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Navy \/ XL","offer_id":43187302989937,"sku":"20038492735004636463","price":29.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Black \/ XL","offer_id":43149549174897,"sku":"28127362341668397496","price":29.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Military Green \/ XL","offer_id":43187303022705,"sku":"18083295227340225493","price":29.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Dark Heather \/ XL","offer_id":43149549207665,"sku":"58947807462744934137","price":29.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Kelly Green \/ XL","offer_id":43187303055473,"sku":"32524051814064190072","price":29.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Carolina Blue \/ XL","offer_id":43187303088241,"sku":"29445486265241381001","price":29.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Graphite Heather \/ XL","offer_id":43187303121009,"sku":"18357348608345291648","price":29.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Sage \/ XL","offer_id":43187303153777,"sku":"28698589862550974778","price":29.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Charcoal \/ 2XL","offer_id":43187303186545,"sku":"29855131400070958253","price":30.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Navy \/ 2XL","offer_id":43187303219313,"sku":"26054152974020337874","price":30.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Black \/ 2XL","offer_id":43149549404273,"sku":"17675720658683387530","price":30.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Military Green \/ 2XL","offer_id":43187303252081,"sku":"22692347099809600182","price":30.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Dark Heather \/ 2XL","offer_id":43149549437041,"sku":"67420913706734292912","price":30.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Kelly Green \/ 2XL","offer_id":43187303284849,"sku":"20510832702573267605","price":30.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Carolina Blue \/ 2XL","offer_id":43187303317617,"sku":"10357669442675657110","price":30.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Graphite Heather \/ 2XL","offer_id":43187303350385,"sku":"11024916820084078780","price":30.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Sage \/ 2XL","offer_id":43187303383153,"sku":"16005640055328893266","price":30.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Charcoal \/ 3XL","offer_id":43187303415921,"sku":"22476931538626130966","price":31.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Navy \/ 3XL","offer_id":43187303448689,"sku":"11515922311611193916","price":31.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Black \/ 3XL","offer_id":43159353458801,"sku":"89906706625747622223","price":31.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Military Green \/ 3XL","offer_id":43187303481457,"sku":"41662512551485877465","price":31.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Dark Heather \/ 3XL","offer_id":43159353491569,"sku":"23138721472229301336","price":31.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Kelly Green \/ 3XL","offer_id":43187303514225,"sku":"56612502328548256949","price":31.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Carolina Blue \/ 3XL","offer_id":43187303546993,"sku":"28966345409560127768","price":31.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Graphite Heather \/ 3XL","offer_id":43187303579761,"sku":"28497469311248123126","price":31.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Sage \/ 3XL","offer_id":43187303612529,"sku":"13160139841158301066","price":31.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true}],"thumbnail_url":"\/\/cdn.shopify.com\/s\/files\/1\/0591\/5718\/4625\/files\/16466208437740367060_2048.jpg?v=1777561831"},{"product_id":"powered-by-spite-and-caffeine-t-shirt","title":"Powered by Spite and Caffeine T-Shirt","description":"\u003c!-- x-tinymce\/html --\u003e\u003cp class=\"font-claude-response-body break-words whitespace-normal leading-[1.7]\"\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eThe Shirt That Gets It\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp class=\"font-claude-response-body break-words whitespace-pre-wrap leading-[1.7]\"\u003e☕ Soft, lightweight \u0026amp; comfortable enough to survive back-to-back meeting\u003cbr\u003e📏 Unisex true-to-size fit — check the size chart, it's the one deadline worth meeting \u003cbr\u003e🪡 Solid: 100% ring-spun cotton — Heathers \u0026amp; Sport Grey vary by color \u003cbr\u003e⚖️ Light 4.5oz fabric — preshrunk so it looks the same Friday as it did Monday\u003cbr\u003e🧵 Double-needle stitching — built to outlast your Q4 enthusiasm \u003cbr\u003e🏷️ Tear-away label — irritation-free. Unlike your inbox. \u003cbr\u003e🏭 Printed \u0026amp; Shipped in the USA \u003cbr\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp class=\"font-claude-response-body break-words whitespace-normal leading-[1.7]\"\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eWear the frustration. Skip the therapy.\u003c\/strong\u003e 😎\u003c\/p\u003e","brand":"Printify","offers":[{"title":"Paragon \/ S","offer_id":43190058090609,"sku":"21423465339624229217","price":29.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Paragon \/ M","offer_id":43190058287217,"sku":"17102178538677779635","price":29.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Paragon \/ L","offer_id":43190058483825,"sku":"17965973873307306034","price":29.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Paragon \/ XL","offer_id":43190058680433,"sku":"28201102012946886398","price":29.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Paragon \/ 2XL","offer_id":43190058877041,"sku":"11101339966888367740","price":30.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Paragon \/ 3XL","offer_id":43190059139185,"sku":"25244126761269675962","price":31.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Charcoal \/ XS","offer_id":43190057861233,"sku":"92585560715709658880","price":29.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Charcoal \/ S","offer_id":43190057959537,"sku":"63881793919716385712","price":29.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Charcoal \/ M","offer_id":43190058156145,"sku":"15077065281014337685","price":29.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Charcoal \/ L","offer_id":43190058352753,"sku":"30796868549966437364","price":29.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Charcoal \/ XL","offer_id":43190058549361,"sku":"26307318208610347764","price":29.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Charcoal \/ 2XL","offer_id":43190058745969,"sku":"33363712937179640165","price":30.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Charcoal \/ 3XL","offer_id":43190058942577,"sku":"80083829881605990449","price":31.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Sport Grey \/ XS","offer_id":43190057894001,"sku":"22868100559432034429","price":29.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Sport Grey \/ S","offer_id":43149598687345,"sku":"11783731560861702231","price":29.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Sport Grey \/ M","offer_id":43149598916721,"sku":"50857978192683305207","price":29.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Sport Grey \/ L","offer_id":43149599146097,"sku":"24523490213048370011","price":29.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Sport Grey \/ XL","offer_id":43149599375473,"sku":"26181637535064422865","price":29.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Sport Grey \/ 2XL","offer_id":43149599604849,"sku":"15265714468043728797","price":30.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Sport Grey \/ 3XL","offer_id":43190058975345,"sku":"16347714954118254925","price":31.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"White \/ XS","offer_id":43190057926769,"sku":"58642438406488782456","price":29.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"White \/ S","offer_id":43149598720113,"sku":"30470768516066054445","price":29.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"White \/ M","offer_id":43149598949489,"sku":"18618289601560440489","price":29.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"White \/ L","offer_id":43149599178865,"sku":"26445067414407890761","price":29.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"White \/ XL","offer_id":43149599408241,"sku":"13338728864562095966","price":29.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"White \/ 2XL","offer_id":43149599637617,"sku":"24268264549272710326","price":30.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"White \/ 3XL","offer_id":43190059008113,"sku":"73093417816825745212","price":31.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Natural \/ S","offer_id":43149598785649,"sku":"23401342152327836049","price":29.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Natural \/ M","offer_id":43149599015025,"sku":"69427661683077365337","price":29.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Natural \/ L","offer_id":43149599244401,"sku":"22503126119510613075","price":29.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Natural \/ XL","offer_id":43149599473777,"sku":"67165403835007834700","price":29.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Natural \/ 2XL","offer_id":43149599703153,"sku":"28679763676492604251","price":30.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Natural \/ 3XL","offer_id":43149599834225,"sku":"40591190985309535248","price":31.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Ice Grey \/ S","offer_id":43190057992305,"sku":"31197397826951246488","price":29.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Ice Grey \/ M","offer_id":43190058188913,"sku":"82430719066759017990","price":29.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Ice Grey \/ L","offer_id":43190058385521,"sku":"75984816256935679781","price":29.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Ice Grey \/ XL","offer_id":43190058582129,"sku":"19813353422483018667","price":29.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Ice Grey \/ 2XL","offer_id":43190058778737,"sku":"16383600460776809121","price":30.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Ice Grey \/ 3XL","offer_id":43190059040881,"sku":"15165887380560457104","price":31.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Sand \/ S","offer_id":43190058025073,"sku":"59517274276905566640","price":29.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Sand \/ M","offer_id":43190058221681,"sku":"19974732924513645200","price":29.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Sand \/ L","offer_id":43190058418289,"sku":"12490556383940252648","price":29.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Sand \/ XL","offer_id":43190058614897,"sku":"36025239399955059736","price":29.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Sand \/ 2XL","offer_id":43190058811505,"sku":"31469895080570875628","price":30.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Sand \/ 3XL","offer_id":43190059073649,"sku":"22448369864436642913","price":31.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Sky \/ S","offer_id":43190058057841,"sku":"75390641608748418065","price":29.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Sky \/ M","offer_id":43190058254449,"sku":"79099467099089018536","price":29.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Sky \/ L","offer_id":43190058451057,"sku":"14895034837817813874","price":29.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Sky \/ XL","offer_id":43190058647665,"sku":"75471920152955938048","price":29.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Sky \/ 2XL","offer_id":43190058844273,"sku":"29560239078804590391","price":30.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Sky \/ 3XL","offer_id":43190059106417,"sku":"29666556308444161338","price":31.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Sage \/ S","offer_id":43190058123377,"sku":"29942785441173804299","price":29.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Sage \/ M","offer_id":43190058319985,"sku":"29160877609796007542","price":29.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Sage \/ L","offer_id":43190058516593,"sku":"97385727991284545721","price":29.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Sage \/ XL","offer_id":43190058713201,"sku":"25178704224585362055","price":29.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Sage \/ 2XL","offer_id":43190058909809,"sku":"23995407472283219384","price":30.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Sage \/ 3XL","offer_id":43190059171953,"sku":"21610453721697420497","price":31.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true}],"thumbnail_url":"\/\/cdn.shopify.com\/s\/files\/1\/0591\/5718\/4625\/files\/3473068161742499835_2048.jpg?v=1777659687"},{"product_id":"human-powered-caffeine-t-shirt","title":"Human Powered Caffeine T-Shirt","description":"\u003c!-- x-tinymce\/html --\u003e\u003cp class=\"font-claude-response-body break-words whitespace-normal leading-[1.7]\"\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eThe Shirt That Gets It\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp class=\"font-claude-response-body break-words whitespace-pre-wrap leading-[1.7]\"\u003e☕ Soft, lightweight \u0026amp; comfortable enough to survive back-to-back meeting\u003cbr\u003e📏 Unisex true-to-size fit — check the size chart, it's the one deadline worth meeting \u003cbr\u003e🪡 Solid: 100% ring-spun cotton — Heathers \u0026amp; Sport Grey vary by color \u003cbr\u003e⚖️ Light 4.5oz fabric — preshrunk so it looks the same Friday as it did Monday\u003cbr\u003e🧵 Double-needle stitching — built to outlast your Q4 enthusiasm \u003cbr\u003e🏷️ Tear-away label — irritation-free. Unlike your inbox. \u003cbr\u003e🏭 Printed \u0026amp; Shipped in the USA \u003cbr\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp class=\"font-claude-response-body break-words whitespace-normal leading-[1.7]\"\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eWear the frustration. Skip the therapy.\u003c\/strong\u003e 😎\u003c\/p\u003e","brand":"Printify","offers":[{"title":"Military Green \/ S","offer_id":43172399218801,"sku":"13188296241567537980","price":29.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Military Green \/ M","offer_id":43172399382641,"sku":"29447275420115830093","price":29.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Military Green \/ L","offer_id":43172399546481,"sku":"97976304939504163892","price":29.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Military Green \/ XL","offer_id":43172399710321,"sku":"33884962959866621346","price":29.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Military Green \/ 2XL","offer_id":43172399874161,"sku":"14078036695070325329","price":30.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Military Green \/ 3XL","offer_id":43172400070769,"sku":"24693266729690794177","price":31.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Charcoal \/ XS","offer_id":43172398956657,"sku":"21863909944293131084","price":29.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Charcoal \/ S","offer_id":43172399153265,"sku":"10769532159048573962","price":29.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Charcoal \/ M","offer_id":43172399317105,"sku":"32645940800152748646","price":29.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Charcoal \/ L","offer_id":43172399480945,"sku":"23433775644619193489","price":29.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Charcoal \/ XL","offer_id":43172399644785,"sku":"33593778510329786559","price":29.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Charcoal \/ 2XL","offer_id":43172399808625,"sku":"33502277589964286677","price":30.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Charcoal \/ 3XL","offer_id":43172399972465,"sku":"11052291241588969909","price":31.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Dark Heather \/ XS","offer_id":43172398989425,"sku":"20694948677908025510","price":29.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Dark Heather \/ S","offer_id":43149604225137,"sku":"11306437936577696531","price":29.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Dark Heather \/ M","offer_id":43149604454513,"sku":"18262072154313738124","price":29.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Dark Heather \/ L","offer_id":43149604683889,"sku":"70454951761920322897","price":29.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Dark Heather \/ XL","offer_id":43149604913265,"sku":"11744119522664663216","price":29.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Dark Heather \/ 2XL","offer_id":43149605142641,"sku":"21659356658242138996","price":30.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Navy \/ XS","offer_id":43172399022193,"sku":"99006626437652588948","price":29.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Navy \/ S","offer_id":43172399186033,"sku":"16666067308518505146","price":29.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Navy \/ M","offer_id":43172399349873,"sku":"29194137203010943038","price":29.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Navy \/ L","offer_id":43172399513713,"sku":"24238559879953631299","price":29.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Navy \/ XL","offer_id":43172399677553,"sku":"14979645799465704266","price":29.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Navy \/ 2XL","offer_id":43172399841393,"sku":"30135468779198345149","price":30.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Navy \/ 3XL","offer_id":43172400005233,"sku":"65176287913031992852","price":31.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Sport Grey \/ XS","offer_id":43172399054961,"sku":"28828169820108829498","price":29.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Sport Grey \/ S","offer_id":43149604126833,"sku":"24438058911018340495","price":29.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Sport Grey \/ M","offer_id":43149604356209,"sku":"11416166080234267802","price":29.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Sport Grey \/ L","offer_id":43149604585585,"sku":"22550107848605612174","price":29.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Sport Grey \/ XL","offer_id":43149604814961,"sku":"52990810395095285164","price":29.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Sport Grey \/ 2XL","offer_id":43149605044337,"sku":"65251313395509653040","price":30.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"White \/ XS","offer_id":43172399087729,"sku":"64408488985394200853","price":29.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"White \/ S","offer_id":43149604159601,"sku":"12184569422849203361","price":29.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"White \/ M","offer_id":43149604388977,"sku":"29772322169149694562","price":29.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"White \/ L","offer_id":43149604618353,"sku":"33199058251890977846","price":29.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"White \/ XL","offer_id":43149604847729,"sku":"26255586713920419168","price":29.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"White \/ 2XL","offer_id":43149605077105,"sku":"27788350883811070158","price":30.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Black \/ XS","offer_id":43172399120497,"sku":"10836695783333153634","price":29.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Black \/ S","offer_id":43149604192369,"sku":"24296432759113104662","price":29.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Black \/ M","offer_id":43149604421745,"sku":"31404095053592350000","price":29.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Black \/ L","offer_id":43149604651121,"sku":"16479763411885024999","price":29.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Black \/ XL","offer_id":43149604880497,"sku":"31486195792174268881","price":29.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Black \/ 2XL","offer_id":43149605109873,"sku":"25797354641883549859","price":30.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Black \/ 3XL","offer_id":43172400038001,"sku":"12857322316302636349","price":31.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Sand \/ S","offer_id":43172399251569,"sku":"61006714908860651664","price":29.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Sand \/ M","offer_id":43172399415409,"sku":"32183953043117038749","price":29.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Sand \/ L","offer_id":43172399579249,"sku":"12158696780164899275","price":29.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Sand \/ XL","offer_id":43172399743089,"sku":"33083996589085264151","price":29.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Sand \/ 2XL","offer_id":43172399906929,"sku":"10254048727476528159","price":30.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Sand \/ 3XL","offer_id":43172400103537,"sku":"31491615434434645834","price":31.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Sky \/ S","offer_id":43172399284337,"sku":"96531068638377253970","price":29.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Sky \/ M","offer_id":43172399448177,"sku":"21088372282476650244","price":29.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Sky \/ L","offer_id":43172399612017,"sku":"11383864473539583382","price":29.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Sky \/ XL","offer_id":43172399775857,"sku":"64441611209460128452","price":29.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Sky \/ 2XL","offer_id":43172399939697,"sku":"10392358223641327171","price":30.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Sky \/ 3XL","offer_id":43172400136305,"sku":"46654166032611583807","price":31.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true}],"thumbnail_url":"\/\/cdn.shopify.com\/s\/files\/1\/0591\/5718\/4625\/files\/11929613508314424496_2048.jpg?v=1777140887"},{"product_id":"ccing-my-anxiety-t-shirt","title":"Cc'ing my Anxiety T-Shirt","description":"\u003c!-- x-tinymce\/html --\u003e\u003cp class=\"font-claude-response-body break-words whitespace-normal leading-[1.7]\"\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eThe Shirt That Gets It\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp class=\"font-claude-response-body break-words whitespace-pre-wrap leading-[1.7]\"\u003e☕ Soft, lightweight \u0026amp; comfortable enough to survive back-to-back meeting\u003cbr\u003e📏 Unisex true-to-size fit — check the size chart, it's the one deadline worth meeting \u003cbr\u003e🪡 Solid: 100% ring-spun cotton — Heathers \u0026amp; Sport Grey vary by color \u003cbr\u003e⚖️ Light 4.5oz fabric — preshrunk so it looks the same Friday as it did Monday\u003cbr\u003e🧵 Double-needle stitching — built to outlast your Q4 enthusiasm \u003cbr\u003e🏷️ Tear-away label — irritation-free. Unlike your inbox. \u003cbr\u003e🏭 Printed \u0026amp; Shipped in the USA \u003cbr\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp class=\"font-claude-response-body break-words whitespace-normal leading-[1.7]\"\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eWear the frustration. Skip the therapy.\u003c\/strong\u003e 😎\u003c\/p\u003e","brand":"Printify","offers":[{"title":"Sport Grey \/ XS","offer_id":43172406362225,"sku":"17066942079816828031","price":29.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Sport Grey \/ S","offer_id":43149727563889,"sku":"25900969144647551789","price":29.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Sport Grey \/ M","offer_id":43149727826033,"sku":"22569561447998418599","price":29.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Sport Grey \/ L","offer_id":43149728088177,"sku":"29427971616382544931","price":29.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Sport Grey \/ XL","offer_id":43149728350321,"sku":"34693116937019081390","price":29.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Sport Grey \/ 2XL","offer_id":43149728612465,"sku":"11745019780577386384","price":30.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Sport Grey \/ 3XL","offer_id":43233079591025,"sku":"27950077792854577673","price":31.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Charcoal \/ XS","offer_id":43172406263921,"sku":"67486584001890705236","price":29.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Charcoal \/ S","offer_id":43172406460529,"sku":"64427624787599647443","price":29.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Charcoal \/ M","offer_id":43172406591601,"sku":"99056014809091734128","price":29.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Charcoal \/ L","offer_id":43172406722673,"sku":"25502204666259559631","price":29.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Charcoal \/ XL","offer_id":43172406853745,"sku":"33261452825675055102","price":29.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Charcoal \/ 2XL","offer_id":43172406984817,"sku":"56382260160974748357","price":30.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Charcoal \/ 3XL","offer_id":43172407115889,"sku":"11421867500235871070","price":31.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Dark Heather \/ XS","offer_id":43172406296689,"sku":"28348858158252622353","price":29.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Dark Heather \/ S","offer_id":43149727662193,"sku":"24229300076123708629","price":29.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Dark Heather \/ M","offer_id":43149727924337,"sku":"92041130648382486245","price":29.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Dark Heather \/ L","offer_id":43149728186481,"sku":"17660938315789784516","price":29.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Dark Heather \/ XL","offer_id":43149728448625,"sku":"26594611647704542989","price":29.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Dark Heather \/ 2XL","offer_id":43149728710769,"sku":"24044411483622274133","price":30.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Dark Heather \/ 3XL","offer_id":43233079689329,"sku":"41388531616118545792","price":31.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Navy \/ XS","offer_id":43172406329457,"sku":"18356725485384988597","price":29.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Navy \/ S","offer_id":43172406493297,"sku":"30913826581030440702","price":29.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Navy \/ M","offer_id":43172406624369,"sku":"56866801470996447467","price":29.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Navy \/ L","offer_id":43172406755441,"sku":"32632156361277025931","price":29.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Navy \/ XL","offer_id":43172406886513,"sku":"28557261876566653709","price":29.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Navy \/ 2XL","offer_id":43172407017585,"sku":"13632047471952025323","price":30.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Navy \/ 3XL","offer_id":43172407148657,"sku":"33570027393266411569","price":31.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"White \/ XS","offer_id":43172406394993,"sku":"31623484523425660883","price":29.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"White \/ S","offer_id":43149727596657,"sku":"38287214538104292553","price":29.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"White \/ M","offer_id":43149727858801,"sku":"73223458797796651540","price":29.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"White \/ L","offer_id":43149728120945,"sku":"11627548414280378799","price":29.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"White \/ XL","offer_id":43149728383089,"sku":"25553473991016785384","price":29.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"White \/ 2XL","offer_id":43149728645233,"sku":"31189696756929988033","price":30.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"White \/ 3XL","offer_id":43233079623793,"sku":"28614445485363175531","price":31.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Black \/ XS","offer_id":43172406427761,"sku":"17555843037990185020","price":29.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Black \/ S","offer_id":43149727629425,"sku":"14147174834245567071","price":29.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Black \/ M","offer_id":43149727891569,"sku":"10973987881537906907","price":29.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Black \/ L","offer_id":43149728153713,"sku":"23991782953136609683","price":29.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Black \/ XL","offer_id":43149728415857,"sku":"14537842925390997451","price":29.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Black \/ 2XL","offer_id":43149728678001,"sku":"19100469287726048761","price":30.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Black \/ 3XL","offer_id":43233079656561,"sku":"18353576059016711636","price":31.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Sand \/ S","offer_id":43172406526065,"sku":"23957480943598542819","price":29.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Sand \/ M","offer_id":43172406657137,"sku":"32756152866443835345","price":29.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Sand \/ L","offer_id":43172406788209,"sku":"18025701268228968509","price":29.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Sand \/ XL","offer_id":43172406919281,"sku":"32709333035032572671","price":29.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Sand \/ 2XL","offer_id":43172407050353,"sku":"15396506409206837861","price":30.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Sand \/ 3XL","offer_id":43172407181425,"sku":"28502552866199946188","price":31.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Sky \/ S","offer_id":43172406558833,"sku":"38545436187854724636","price":29.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Sky \/ M","offer_id":43172406689905,"sku":"19995108312097840731","price":29.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Sky \/ L","offer_id":43172406820977,"sku":"91999318855203201882","price":29.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Sky \/ XL","offer_id":43172406952049,"sku":"20176325629417508964","price":29.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Sky \/ 2XL","offer_id":43172407083121,"sku":"70683408379839278970","price":30.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Sky \/ 3XL","offer_id":43172407214193,"sku":"22622115849125063700","price":31.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Light Pink \/ S","offer_id":43149727760497,"sku":"26480644829340730185","price":29.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Light Pink \/ M","offer_id":43149728022641,"sku":"31650813832710400946","price":29.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Light Pink \/ L","offer_id":43149728284785,"sku":"28546763060277916227","price":29.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Light Pink \/ XL","offer_id":43149728546929,"sku":"39011755323506872132","price":29.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Light Pink \/ 2XL","offer_id":43149728809073,"sku":"98169880566185966348","price":30.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Light Pink \/ 3XL","offer_id":43149728940145,"sku":"24265814686200431823","price":31.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true}],"thumbnail_url":"\/\/cdn.shopify.com\/s\/files\/1\/0591\/5718\/4625\/files\/11110999496295392334_2048.jpg?v=1778569785"},{"product_id":"ccing-my-anxiety-2-t-shirt","title":"Cc'ing my Anxiety 2 T-Shirt","description":"\u003c!-- x-tinymce\/html --\u003e\u003cp class=\"font-claude-response-body break-words whitespace-normal leading-[1.7]\"\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eThe Shirt That Gets It\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp class=\"font-claude-response-body break-words whitespace-pre-wrap leading-[1.7]\"\u003e☕ Soft, lightweight \u0026amp; comfortable enough to survive back-to-back meeting\u003cbr\u003e📏 Unisex true-to-size fit — check the size chart, it's the one deadline worth meeting \u003cbr\u003e🪡 Solid: 100% ring-spun cotton — Heathers \u0026amp; Sport Grey vary by color \u003cbr\u003e⚖️ Light 4.5oz fabric — preshrunk so it looks the same Friday as it did Monday\u003cbr\u003e🧵 Double-needle stitching — built to outlast your Q4 enthusiasm \u003cbr\u003e🏷️ Tear-away label — irritation-free. Unlike your inbox. \u003cbr\u003e🏭 Printed \u0026amp; Shipped in the USA \u003cbr\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp class=\"font-claude-response-body break-words whitespace-normal leading-[1.7]\"\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eWear the frustration. Skip the therapy.\u003c\/strong\u003e 😎\u003c\/p\u003e","brand":"Printify","offers":[{"title":"Natural \/ S","offer_id":43172356948081,"sku":"26175302026933826262","price":29.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Natural \/ M","offer_id":43172357079153,"sku":"40721328222545724084","price":29.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Natural \/ L","offer_id":43172357210225,"sku":"29584995659261137838","price":29.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Natural \/ XL","offer_id":43172357341297,"sku":"54910685346041603966","price":29.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Natural \/ 2XL","offer_id":43172357472369,"sku":"16239223708176672693","price":30.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Natural \/ 3XL","offer_id":43172357636209,"sku":"27419855635666890767","price":31.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Charcoal \/ XS","offer_id":43172356685937,"sku":"61177106127531738672","price":29.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Charcoal \/ S","offer_id":43172356882545,"sku":"31831404847893944858","price":29.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Charcoal \/ M","offer_id":43172357013617,"sku":"27928153800738603164","price":29.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Charcoal \/ L","offer_id":43172357144689,"sku":"10417544610711737319","price":29.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Charcoal \/ XL","offer_id":43172357275761,"sku":"30452966758721486723","price":29.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Charcoal \/ 2XL","offer_id":43172357406833,"sku":"32717227020678639275","price":30.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Charcoal \/ 3XL","offer_id":43172357537905,"sku":"28187758331464761836","price":31.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Dark Heather \/ XS","offer_id":43172356718705,"sku":"13675606784557396995","price":29.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Dark Heather \/ S","offer_id":43149739163761,"sku":"33209751959404455042","price":29.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Dark Heather \/ M","offer_id":43149739425905,"sku":"11312324293424931253","price":29.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Dark Heather \/ L","offer_id":43149739688049,"sku":"82756655897631878948","price":29.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Dark Heather \/ XL","offer_id":43149739950193,"sku":"24657485421161514553","price":29.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Dark Heather \/ 2XL","offer_id":43149740212337,"sku":"16257270005529953104","price":30.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Dark Heather \/ 3XL","offer_id":43232893403249,"sku":"22671164129017750309","price":31.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Navy \/ XS","offer_id":43172356751473,"sku":"13492954425413265226","price":29.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Navy \/ S","offer_id":43172356915313,"sku":"12379155253741023206","price":29.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Navy \/ M","offer_id":43172357046385,"sku":"22571286015408541975","price":29.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Navy \/ L","offer_id":43172357177457,"sku":"29935989778629262594","price":29.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Navy \/ XL","offer_id":43172357308529,"sku":"16628380847152122035","price":29.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Navy \/ 2XL","offer_id":43172357439601,"sku":"54210689453781899868","price":30.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Navy \/ 3XL","offer_id":43172357570673,"sku":"23124330232397752559","price":31.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Sport Grey \/ XS","offer_id":43172356784241,"sku":"20246810890022991460","price":29.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Sport Grey \/ S","offer_id":43149739065457,"sku":"50749922375860595857","price":29.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Sport Grey \/ M","offer_id":43149739327601,"sku":"13845974006295039047","price":29.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Sport Grey \/ L","offer_id":43149739589745,"sku":"42294369988903134894","price":29.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Sport Grey \/ XL","offer_id":43149739851889,"sku":"18201958685400552117","price":29.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Sport Grey \/ 2XL","offer_id":43149740114033,"sku":"12068135105111862617","price":30.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Sport Grey \/ 3XL","offer_id":43232893337713,"sku":"19121654290910680977","price":31.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"White \/ XS","offer_id":43172356817009,"sku":"14876091437377446614","price":29.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"White \/ S","offer_id":43149739098225,"sku":"18400206519659222803","price":29.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"White \/ M","offer_id":43149739360369,"sku":"76925813556907906437","price":29.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"White \/ L","offer_id":43149739622513,"sku":"11952733593118521230","price":29.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"White \/ XL","offer_id":43149739884657,"sku":"66179854473737348058","price":29.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"White \/ 2XL","offer_id":43149740146801,"sku":"23117338746590084946","price":30.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"White \/ 3XL","offer_id":43232893370481,"sku":"24188083246339854813","price":31.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Black \/ XS","offer_id":43172356849777,"sku":"30753229645588625587","price":29.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Black \/ S","offer_id":43149739130993,"sku":"23414338883696361445","price":29.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Black \/ M","offer_id":43149739393137,"sku":"83057353868636484370","price":29.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Black \/ L","offer_id":43149739655281,"sku":"17978321023252562597","price":29.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Black \/ XL","offer_id":43149739917425,"sku":"34764905002345914046","price":29.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Black \/ 2XL","offer_id":43149740179569,"sku":"33734072622984603875","price":30.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Black \/ 3XL","offer_id":43172357603441,"sku":"10616472931858953277","price":31.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Sky \/ S","offer_id":43172356980849,"sku":"30599630769731892066","price":29.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Sky \/ M","offer_id":43172357111921,"sku":"13189589396425941973","price":29.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Sky \/ L","offer_id":43172357242993,"sku":"22957716486709401338","price":29.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Sky \/ XL","offer_id":43172357374065,"sku":"10329648789528627838","price":29.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Sky \/ 2XL","offer_id":43172357505137,"sku":"28639748774908854587","price":30.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Sky \/ 3XL","offer_id":43172357668977,"sku":"65316825811943178577","price":31.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Light Pink \/ S","offer_id":43149739262065,"sku":"26102911825311730679","price":29.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Light Pink \/ M","offer_id":43149739524209,"sku":"16539555056861752249","price":29.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Light Pink \/ L","offer_id":43149739786353,"sku":"39506217569009299763","price":29.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Light Pink \/ XL","offer_id":43149740048497,"sku":"30367102820927915370","price":29.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Light Pink \/ 2XL","offer_id":43149740310641,"sku":"32337799988886018123","price":30.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Light Pink \/ 3XL","offer_id":43149740441713,"sku":"24724719627329435044","price":31.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true}],"thumbnail_url":"\/\/cdn.shopify.com\/s\/files\/1\/0591\/5718\/4625\/files\/3115133484016654821_2048.jpg?v=1778568947"},{"product_id":"ccing-my-anxiety-t-shirt-1","title":"Cc'ing my Anxiety 3 T-Shirt","description":"\u003c!-- x-tinymce\/html --\u003e\u003cp class=\"font-claude-response-body break-words whitespace-normal leading-[1.7]\"\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eThe Shirt That Gets It\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp class=\"font-claude-response-body break-words whitespace-pre-wrap leading-[1.7]\"\u003e☕ Soft, lightweight \u0026amp; comfortable enough to survive back-to-back meeting\u003cbr\u003e📏 Unisex true-to-size fit — check the size chart, it's the one deadline worth meeting \u003cbr\u003e🪡 Solid: 100% ring-spun cotton — Heathers \u0026amp; Sport Grey vary by color \u003cbr\u003e⚖️ Light 4.5oz fabric — preshrunk so it looks the same Friday as it did Monday\u003cbr\u003e🧵 Double-needle stitching — built to outlast your Q4 enthusiasm \u003cbr\u003e🏷️ Tear-away label — irritation-free. Unlike your inbox. \u003cbr\u003e🏭 Printed \u0026amp; Shipped in the USA \u003cbr\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp class=\"font-claude-response-body break-words whitespace-normal leading-[1.7]\"\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eWear the frustration. Skip the therapy.\u003c\/strong\u003e 😎\u003c\/p\u003e","brand":"Printify","offers":[{"title":"Sand \/ S","offer_id":43172416225393,"sku":"13590734075898500461","price":29.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Sand \/ M","offer_id":43172416356465,"sku":"32098990012491731043","price":29.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Sand \/ L","offer_id":43172416487537,"sku":"65000855531247623416","price":29.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Sand \/ XL","offer_id":43172416618609,"sku":"32073288512121960181","price":29.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Sand \/ 2XL","offer_id":43172416749681,"sku":"33344636177331282817","price":30.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Sand \/ 3XL","offer_id":43172416913521,"sku":"20406847328144917657","price":31.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Charcoal \/ XS","offer_id":43172415963249,"sku":"20411816986016261402","price":29.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Charcoal \/ S","offer_id":43172416159857,"sku":"24204597197223254389","price":29.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Charcoal \/ M","offer_id":43172416290929,"sku":"19864191376938460479","price":29.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Charcoal \/ L","offer_id":43172416422001,"sku":"25788502292774933776","price":29.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Charcoal \/ XL","offer_id":43172416553073,"sku":"11945227264227858218","price":29.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Charcoal \/ 2XL","offer_id":43172416684145,"sku":"88533633444111413824","price":30.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Charcoal \/ 3XL","offer_id":43172416815217,"sku":"12720745351032844667","price":31.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Dark Heather \/ XS","offer_id":43172415996017,"sku":"69510136172743431298","price":29.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Dark Heather \/ S","offer_id":43149758627953,"sku":"15906999389828082945","price":29.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Dark Heather \/ M","offer_id":43149758890097,"sku":"30721944686455900157","price":29.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Dark Heather \/ L","offer_id":43149759152241,"sku":"31778882609696521851","price":29.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Dark Heather \/ XL","offer_id":43149759414385,"sku":"18700603776814439372","price":29.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Dark Heather \/ 2XL","offer_id":43149759676529,"sku":"12776042962287449306","price":30.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Dark Heather \/ 3XL","offer_id":43233079361649,"sku":"30028922109502616357","price":31.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Navy \/ XS","offer_id":43172416028785,"sku":"88845735470011395863","price":29.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Navy \/ S","offer_id":43172416192625,"sku":"15328666782906360027","price":29.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Navy \/ M","offer_id":43172416323697,"sku":"12610084446163862904","price":29.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Navy \/ L","offer_id":43172416454769,"sku":"26189301301560267195","price":29.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Navy \/ XL","offer_id":43172416585841,"sku":"13102098134480097387","price":29.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Navy \/ 2XL","offer_id":43172416716913,"sku":"26098246061436186881","price":30.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Navy \/ 3XL","offer_id":43172416847985,"sku":"45180326210788089296","price":31.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Sport Grey \/ XS","offer_id":43172416061553,"sku":"20191543655789822456","price":29.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Sport Grey \/ S","offer_id":43149758529649,"sku":"63431436583032394528","price":29.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Sport Grey \/ M","offer_id":43149758791793,"sku":"28235678938713710622","price":29.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Sport Grey \/ L","offer_id":43149759053937,"sku":"13164893022887215183","price":29.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Sport Grey \/ XL","offer_id":43149759316081,"sku":"25911192114675701241","price":29.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Sport Grey \/ 2XL","offer_id":43149759578225,"sku":"19960449984419662753","price":30.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Sport Grey \/ 3XL","offer_id":43233079296113,"sku":"30509555498657162748","price":31.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"White \/ XS","offer_id":43172416094321,"sku":"17422765157393050251","price":29.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"White \/ S","offer_id":43149758562417,"sku":"25367226357247295525","price":29.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"White \/ M","offer_id":43149758824561,"sku":"99950105799965367700","price":29.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"White \/ L","offer_id":43149759086705,"sku":"26203093979302544728","price":29.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"White \/ XL","offer_id":43149759348849,"sku":"25948933433212611083","price":29.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"White \/ 2XL","offer_id":43149759610993,"sku":"28720093234508887389","price":30.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"White \/ 3XL","offer_id":43233079328881,"sku":"13727613263877103772","price":31.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Black \/ XS","offer_id":43172416127089,"sku":"11347941881091505746","price":29.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Black \/ S","offer_id":43149758595185,"sku":"63681420673971226691","price":29.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Black \/ M","offer_id":43149758857329,"sku":"22547410595828234590","price":29.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Black \/ L","offer_id":43149759119473,"sku":"25532561968516393517","price":29.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Black \/ XL","offer_id":43149759381617,"sku":"24386324073560148352","price":29.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Black \/ 2XL","offer_id":43149759643761,"sku":"11108436746509064558","price":30.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Black \/ 3XL","offer_id":43172416880753,"sku":"27006078262269060267","price":31.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Sky \/ S","offer_id":43172416258161,"sku":"24867327617054942945","price":29.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Sky \/ M","offer_id":43172416389233,"sku":"20553832823149500960","price":29.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Sky \/ L","offer_id":43172416520305,"sku":"12407302194900633705","price":29.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Sky \/ XL","offer_id":43172416651377,"sku":"10776237078596166261","price":29.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Sky \/ 2XL","offer_id":43172416782449,"sku":"18676623285940889448","price":30.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Sky \/ 3XL","offer_id":43172416946289,"sku":"19822157518929642681","price":31.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Light Pink \/ S","offer_id":43149758726257,"sku":"12503361577797503725","price":29.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Light Pink \/ M","offer_id":43149758988401,"sku":"18398679514698355121","price":29.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Light Pink \/ L","offer_id":43149759250545,"sku":"82069606900614231111","price":29.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Light Pink \/ XL","offer_id":43149759512689,"sku":"19407975910596028268","price":29.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Light Pink \/ 2XL","offer_id":43149759774833,"sku":"92612347004181371143","price":30.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Light Pink \/ 3XL","offer_id":43149759905905,"sku":"86406268268673746163","price":31.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true}],"thumbnail_url":"\/\/cdn.shopify.com\/s\/files\/1\/0591\/5718\/4625\/files\/5807172173497314700_2048.jpg?v=1778569701"},{"product_id":"circling-back-t-shirt","title":"Circling Back T-Shirt","description":"\u003c!-- x-tinymce\/html --\u003e\u003cp class=\"font-claude-response-body break-words whitespace-normal leading-[1.7]\"\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eThe Shirt That Gets It\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp class=\"font-claude-response-body break-words whitespace-pre-wrap leading-[1.7]\"\u003e☕ Soft, lightweight \u0026amp; comfortable enough to survive back-to-back meeting\u003cbr\u003e📏 Unisex true-to-size fit — check the size chart, it's the one deadline worth meeting \u003cbr\u003e🪡 Solid: 100% ring-spun cotton — Heathers \u0026amp; Sport Grey vary by color \u003cbr\u003e⚖️ Light 4.5oz fabric — preshrunk so it looks the same Friday as it did Monday\u003cbr\u003e🧵 Double-needle stitching — built to outlast your Q4 enthusiasm \u003cbr\u003e🏷️ Tear-away label — irritation-free. Unlike your inbox. \u003cbr\u003e🏭 Printed \u0026amp; Shipped in the USA \u003cbr\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp class=\"font-claude-response-body break-words whitespace-normal leading-[1.7]\"\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eWear the frustration. Skip the therapy.\u003c\/strong\u003e 😎\u003c\/p\u003e","brand":"Printify","offers":[{"title":"Charcoal \/ XS","offer_id":43172419174513,"sku":"97269359248510339238","price":29.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Dark Heather \/ XS","offer_id":43172419207281,"sku":"13288179404120021451","price":29.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Navy \/ XS","offer_id":43172419240049,"sku":"36575755200257153113","price":29.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Sport Grey \/ XS","offer_id":43172419272817,"sku":"19449501296168815432","price":29.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"White \/ XS","offer_id":43172419305585,"sku":"23359275397928092230","price":29.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Black \/ XS","offer_id":43172419338353,"sku":"19874925360033877517","price":29.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Charcoal \/ S","offer_id":43172419371121,"sku":"16303996108230308596","price":29.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Navy \/ S","offer_id":43172419403889,"sku":"23825876655388970631","price":29.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Sport Grey \/ S","offer_id":43149862305905,"sku":"25352559500719729198","price":29.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"White \/ S","offer_id":43149862338673,"sku":"17405719962765497284","price":29.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Black \/ S","offer_id":43149862371441,"sku":"93321474629798981477","price":29.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Dark Heather \/ S","offer_id":43149862404209,"sku":"17300338448722685595","price":29.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Sand \/ S","offer_id":43172419436657,"sku":"25482246925934814676","price":29.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Sky \/ S","offer_id":43172419469425,"sku":"39014197532607762237","price":29.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Light Pink \/ S","offer_id":43149862502513,"sku":"15491448689136138529","price":29.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Charcoal \/ M","offer_id":43172419502193,"sku":"84577420941323578320","price":29.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Navy \/ M","offer_id":43172419534961,"sku":"23428074675231209280","price":29.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Sport Grey \/ M","offer_id":43149862568049,"sku":"15669217558206038998","price":29.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"White \/ M","offer_id":43149862600817,"sku":"20363071025129136332","price":29.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Black \/ M","offer_id":43149862633585,"sku":"36668668465570209137","price":29.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Dark Heather \/ M","offer_id":43149862666353,"sku":"17539676654426351201","price":29.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Sand \/ M","offer_id":43172419567729,"sku":"23716849484789489554","price":29.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Sky \/ M","offer_id":43172419600497,"sku":"10194982536374802329","price":29.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Light Pink \/ M","offer_id":43149862764657,"sku":"25936056076947160298","price":29.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Charcoal \/ L","offer_id":43172419633265,"sku":"33928292507404680685","price":29.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Navy \/ L","offer_id":43172419666033,"sku":"21919910039369745448","price":29.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Sport Grey \/ L","offer_id":43149862830193,"sku":"19714683512218442673","price":29.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"White \/ L","offer_id":43149862862961,"sku":"18768146900828866840","price":29.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Black \/ L","offer_id":43149862895729,"sku":"16912095905963003798","price":29.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Dark Heather \/ L","offer_id":43149862928497,"sku":"22987741252796998690","price":29.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Sand \/ L","offer_id":43172419698801,"sku":"31648668639023344548","price":29.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Sky \/ L","offer_id":43172419731569,"sku":"31636050417059844188","price":29.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Light Pink \/ L","offer_id":43149863026801,"sku":"30277725321437794004","price":29.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Charcoal \/ XL","offer_id":43172419764337,"sku":"20050193601678270265","price":29.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Navy \/ XL","offer_id":43172419797105,"sku":"90723735190831050012","price":29.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Sport Grey \/ XL","offer_id":43149863092337,"sku":"51250928609396708535","price":29.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"White \/ XL","offer_id":43149863125105,"sku":"14530199981120360082","price":29.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Black \/ XL","offer_id":43149863157873,"sku":"22318283274769015410","price":29.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Dark Heather \/ XL","offer_id":43149863190641,"sku":"30266463501316005631","price":29.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Sand \/ XL","offer_id":43172419829873,"sku":"15311876760696652883","price":29.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Sky \/ XL","offer_id":43172419862641,"sku":"17096914179597287223","price":29.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Light Pink \/ XL","offer_id":43149863288945,"sku":"15145619398111063881","price":29.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Charcoal \/ 2XL","offer_id":43172419895409,"sku":"29106783892894807725","price":30.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Navy \/ 2XL","offer_id":43172419928177,"sku":"60596654258710584418","price":30.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Sport Grey \/ 2XL","offer_id":43149863354481,"sku":"19753384096367044920","price":30.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"White \/ 2XL","offer_id":43149863387249,"sku":"14351533082852806093","price":30.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Black \/ 2XL","offer_id":43149863420017,"sku":"32853666468300687707","price":30.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Dark Heather \/ 2XL","offer_id":43149863452785,"sku":"92858566813376839583","price":30.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Sand \/ 2XL","offer_id":43172419960945,"sku":"63914342225997323775","price":30.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Sky \/ 2XL","offer_id":43172419993713,"sku":"36792264687336710876","price":30.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Light Pink \/ 2XL","offer_id":43149863551089,"sku":"85837091342673560774","price":30.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Charcoal \/ 3XL","offer_id":43172420026481,"sku":"32090202155728308006","price":31.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Navy \/ 3XL","offer_id":43172420059249,"sku":"22822605070048228628","price":31.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Sport Grey \/ 3XL","offer_id":43172420092017,"sku":"23373614721254701187","price":31.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"White \/ 3XL","offer_id":43172420124785,"sku":"16725796942908280566","price":31.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Dark Heather \/ 3XL","offer_id":43172420157553,"sku":"44941645942351119008","price":31.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Sand \/ 3XL","offer_id":43172420190321,"sku":"30931812640240510548","price":31.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Sky \/ 3XL","offer_id":43172420223089,"sku":"30245966791031574888","price":31.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Light Pink \/ 3XL","offer_id":43149863682161,"sku":"27314488634845397963","price":31.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true}],"thumbnail_url":"\/\/cdn.shopify.com\/s\/files\/1\/0591\/5718\/4625\/files\/17087156085282987102_2048.jpg?v=1777142383"},{"product_id":"circling-back-2-t-shirt","title":"Circling Back 2 T-Shirt","description":"\u003c!-- x-tinymce\/html --\u003e\u003cp class=\"font-claude-response-body break-words whitespace-normal leading-[1.7]\"\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eThe Shirt That Gets It\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp class=\"font-claude-response-body break-words whitespace-pre-wrap leading-[1.7]\"\u003e☕ Soft, lightweight \u0026amp; comfortable enough to survive back-to-back meeting\u003cbr\u003e📏 Unisex true-to-size fit — check the size chart, it's the one deadline worth meeting \u003cbr\u003e🪡 Solid: 100% ring-spun cotton — Heathers \u0026amp; Sport Grey vary by color \u003cbr\u003e⚖️ Light 4.5oz fabric — preshrunk so it looks the same Friday as it did Monday\u003cbr\u003e🧵 Double-needle stitching — built to outlast your Q4 enthusiasm \u003cbr\u003e🏷️ Tear-away label — irritation-free. Unlike your inbox. \u003cbr\u003e🏭 Printed \u0026amp; Shipped in the USA \u003cbr\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp class=\"font-claude-response-body break-words whitespace-normal leading-[1.7]\"\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eWear the frustration. Skip the therapy.\u003c\/strong\u003e 😎\u003c\/p\u003e","brand":"Printify","offers":[{"title":"Sport Grey \/ XS","offer_id":43172421664881,"sku":"18260225068650686350","price":29.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"White \/ XS","offer_id":43172421697649,"sku":"78589649912185115149","price":29.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Light Blue \/ S","offer_id":43172421730417,"sku":"19812039324926078626","price":29.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Sport Grey \/ S","offer_id":43149869383793,"sku":"86181535509730364322","price":29.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"White \/ S","offer_id":43149869416561,"sku":"24374091619332561019","price":29.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Natural \/ S","offer_id":43172421763185,"sku":"28526860935349856868","price":29.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Sky \/ S","offer_id":43172421795953,"sku":"18735314764176653572","price":29.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Light Pink \/ S","offer_id":43149869514865,"sku":"83947062941787446825","price":29.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Sage \/ S","offer_id":43172421828721,"sku":"12680582474246765095","price":29.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Light Blue \/ M","offer_id":43172421861489,"sku":"81068653140312047790","price":29.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Sport Grey \/ M","offer_id":43149869547633,"sku":"19622842865230810187","price":29.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"White \/ M","offer_id":43149869580401,"sku":"26160194241016150285","price":29.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Natural \/ M","offer_id":43172421894257,"sku":"31005635807932663915","price":29.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Sky \/ M","offer_id":43172421927025,"sku":"53742591433370199240","price":29.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Light Pink \/ M","offer_id":43149869678705,"sku":"32202301110679916420","price":29.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Sage \/ M","offer_id":43172421959793,"sku":"12146201051025411988","price":29.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Light Blue \/ L","offer_id":43172421992561,"sku":"11346001748276440097","price":29.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Sport Grey \/ L","offer_id":43149869711473,"sku":"89150990876781237314","price":29.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"White \/ L","offer_id":43149869744241,"sku":"88785604186281838237","price":29.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Natural \/ L","offer_id":43172422025329,"sku":"96223457783646677459","price":29.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Sky \/ L","offer_id":43172422058097,"sku":"29078727798893918872","price":29.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Light Pink \/ L","offer_id":43149869842545,"sku":"54312375450150192348","price":29.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Sage \/ L","offer_id":43172422090865,"sku":"16507479227968939047","price":29.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Light Blue \/ XL","offer_id":43172422123633,"sku":"10576757636311821601","price":29.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Sport Grey \/ XL","offer_id":43149869875313,"sku":"31144561553951745950","price":29.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"White \/ XL","offer_id":43149869908081,"sku":"16818283930896041608","price":29.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Natural \/ XL","offer_id":43172422156401,"sku":"23680733326328047500","price":29.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Sky \/ XL","offer_id":43172422189169,"sku":"13714529081993298163","price":29.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Light Pink \/ XL","offer_id":43149870006385,"sku":"27808567476031851572","price":29.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Sage \/ XL","offer_id":43172422221937,"sku":"25783216238375391600","price":29.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Light Blue \/ 2XL","offer_id":43172422254705,"sku":"26315811522209530688","price":30.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Sport Grey \/ 2XL","offer_id":43149870039153,"sku":"30835570003272159435","price":30.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"White \/ 2XL","offer_id":43149870071921,"sku":"17283157761753930489","price":30.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Natural \/ 2XL","offer_id":43172422287473,"sku":"17121377653518591376","price":30.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Sky \/ 2XL","offer_id":43172422320241,"sku":"23943602100032922993","price":30.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Light Pink \/ 2XL","offer_id":43149870170225,"sku":"92508355605102863162","price":30.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Sage \/ 2XL","offer_id":43172422353009,"sku":"29011583520763284116","price":30.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Light Blue \/ 3XL","offer_id":43172422385777,"sku":"28673224513172514152","price":31.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Sport Grey \/ 3XL","offer_id":43172422418545,"sku":"27146056449182357772","price":31.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"White \/ 3XL","offer_id":43172422451313,"sku":"73667878760353383088","price":31.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Natural \/ 3XL","offer_id":43172422484081,"sku":"30715855660679591325","price":31.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Sky \/ 3XL","offer_id":43172422516849,"sku":"10050335045225423375","price":31.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Light Pink \/ 3XL","offer_id":43149870235761,"sku":"11863449457900827724","price":31.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Sage \/ 3XL","offer_id":43172422549617,"sku":"31463956677568124951","price":31.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true}],"thumbnail_url":"\/\/cdn.shopify.com\/s\/files\/1\/0591\/5718\/4625\/files\/8099913866510783412_2048.jpg?v=1777142743"},{"product_id":"loop-me-out-t-shirt","title":"Loop me out T-Shirt","description":"\u003c!-- x-tinymce\/html --\u003e\u003cp class=\"font-claude-response-body break-words whitespace-normal leading-[1.7]\"\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eThe Shirt That Gets It\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp class=\"font-claude-response-body break-words whitespace-pre-wrap leading-[1.7]\"\u003e☕ Soft, lightweight \u0026amp; comfortable enough to survive back-to-back meeting\u003cbr\u003e📏 Unisex true-to-size fit — check the size chart, it's the one deadline worth meeting \u003cbr\u003e🪡 Solid: 100% ring-spun cotton — Heathers \u0026amp; Sport Grey vary by color \u003cbr\u003e⚖️ Light 4.5oz fabric — preshrunk so it looks the same Friday as it did Monday\u003cbr\u003e🧵 Double-needle stitching — built to outlast your Q4 enthusiasm \u003cbr\u003e🏷️ Tear-away label — irritation-free. Unlike your inbox. \u003cbr\u003e🏭 Printed \u0026amp; Shipped in the USA \u003cbr\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp class=\"font-claude-response-body break-words whitespace-normal leading-[1.7]\"\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eWear the frustration. Skip the therapy.\u003c\/strong\u003e 😎\u003c\/p\u003e","brand":"Printify","offers":[{"title":"Charcoal \/ XS","offer_id":43172426383473,"sku":"21524911065041234474","price":29.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Dark Heather \/ XS","offer_id":43172426416241,"sku":"15511937644082009705","price":29.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Navy \/ XS","offer_id":43172426449009,"sku":"22038882377157939676","price":29.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Sport Grey \/ XS","offer_id":43172426481777,"sku":"22484887302969892813","price":29.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"White \/ XS","offer_id":43172426514545,"sku":"17479613651124260395","price":29.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Black \/ XS","offer_id":43172426547313,"sku":"15295211605835909896","price":29.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Charcoal \/ S","offer_id":43233100857457,"sku":"14227038304140380384","price":29.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Navy \/ S","offer_id":43233100890225,"sku":"10938679122791182620","price":29.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Sport Grey \/ S","offer_id":43149879312497,"sku":"19702381038234908700","price":29.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"White \/ S","offer_id":43149879345265,"sku":"12651320417353541064","price":29.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Black \/ S","offer_id":43149879378033,"sku":"23484286141108280664","price":29.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Dark Heather \/ S","offer_id":43149879410801,"sku":"32255736436791610936","price":29.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Sand \/ S","offer_id":43172426580081,"sku":"12423984684041316649","price":29.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Sky \/ S","offer_id":43172426612849,"sku":"27680802014417231750","price":29.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Light Pink \/ S","offer_id":43149879509105,"sku":"31811885903200391912","price":29.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Charcoal \/ M","offer_id":43233100922993,"sku":"28883712636325230449","price":29.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Navy \/ M","offer_id":43233100955761,"sku":"94472539044879564613","price":29.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Sport Grey \/ M","offer_id":43149879574641,"sku":"23110302498289804000","price":29.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"White \/ M","offer_id":43149879607409,"sku":"27243590206528522943","price":29.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Black \/ M","offer_id":43149879640177,"sku":"24090694640224240153","price":29.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Dark Heather \/ M","offer_id":43149879672945,"sku":"21676875944877219457","price":29.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Sand \/ M","offer_id":43172426645617,"sku":"12705057990993962792","price":29.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Sky \/ M","offer_id":43172426678385,"sku":"26050554726800642213","price":29.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Light Pink \/ M","offer_id":43149879771249,"sku":"97451014348531655947","price":29.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Charcoal \/ L","offer_id":43233100988529,"sku":"11641767369781276017","price":29.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Navy \/ L","offer_id":43233101021297,"sku":"31411475828005883727","price":29.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Sport Grey \/ L","offer_id":43149879836785,"sku":"39326204054942611823","price":29.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"White \/ L","offer_id":43149879869553,"sku":"26696399097306191809","price":29.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Black \/ L","offer_id":43149879902321,"sku":"17362756658883033214","price":29.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Dark Heather \/ L","offer_id":43149879935089,"sku":"23050950421115181892","price":29.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Sand \/ L","offer_id":43172426711153,"sku":"10898237371056399118","price":29.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Sky \/ L","offer_id":43172426743921,"sku":"24806877692461483989","price":29.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Light Pink \/ L","offer_id":43149880033393,"sku":"58692748851475183212","price":29.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Charcoal \/ XL","offer_id":43233101054065,"sku":"58163905698944324191","price":29.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Navy \/ XL","offer_id":43233101086833,"sku":"24883195345863821678","price":29.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Sport Grey \/ XL","offer_id":43149880098929,"sku":"32453547532987892655","price":29.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"White \/ XL","offer_id":43149880131697,"sku":"24584126868113690713","price":29.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Black \/ XL","offer_id":43149880164465,"sku":"31707992982656163176","price":29.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Dark Heather \/ XL","offer_id":43149880197233,"sku":"26734601782533501947","price":29.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Sand \/ XL","offer_id":43172426776689,"sku":"22799165020845841837","price":29.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Sky \/ XL","offer_id":43172426809457,"sku":"24722771803719511607","price":29.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Light Pink \/ XL","offer_id":43149880295537,"sku":"13550728605715310636","price":29.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Charcoal \/ 2XL","offer_id":43233101119601,"sku":"30249774664339408916","price":30.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Navy \/ 2XL","offer_id":43233101152369,"sku":"23203699031997673179","price":30.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Sport Grey \/ 2XL","offer_id":43149880361073,"sku":"19997079843637572994","price":30.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"White \/ 2XL","offer_id":43149880393841,"sku":"24854296604893850387","price":30.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Black \/ 2XL","offer_id":43149880426609,"sku":"66979318922281315526","price":30.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Dark Heather \/ 2XL","offer_id":43149880459377,"sku":"27167257915085881725","price":30.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Sand \/ 2XL","offer_id":43172426842225,"sku":"32296959591439159310","price":30.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Sky \/ 2XL","offer_id":43172426874993,"sku":"36549730078818948479","price":30.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Light Pink \/ 2XL","offer_id":43149880557681,"sku":"91707142899602557282","price":30.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Charcoal \/ 3XL","offer_id":43233101185137,"sku":"27799791459425278066","price":31.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Navy \/ 3XL","offer_id":43233101217905,"sku":"10395903280944414362","price":31.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Sport Grey \/ 3XL","offer_id":43172426907761,"sku":"27096086391848289206","price":31.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"White \/ 3XL","offer_id":43172426940529,"sku":"32678967607849896468","price":31.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Black \/ 3XL","offer_id":43172426973297,"sku":"17715086163783652039","price":31.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Dark Heather \/ 3XL","offer_id":43172427006065,"sku":"20566436610271540126","price":31.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Sand \/ 3XL","offer_id":43172427038833,"sku":"40933016613986128361","price":31.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Sky \/ 3XL","offer_id":43172427071601,"sku":"30099164849128061365","price":31.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Light Pink \/ 3XL","offer_id":43149880688753,"sku":"33249264183531379399","price":31.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true}],"thumbnail_url":"\/\/cdn.shopify.com\/s\/files\/1\/0591\/5718\/4625\/files\/17043294112325885130_2048.jpg?v=1778571752"},{"product_id":"nervous-breakdown-t-shirt","title":"Nervous Breakdown T-Shirt","description":"\u003c!-- x-tinymce\/html --\u003e\u003cp class=\"font-claude-response-body break-words whitespace-normal leading-[1.7]\"\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eThe Shirt That Gets It\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp class=\"font-claude-response-body break-words whitespace-pre-wrap leading-[1.7]\"\u003e☕ Soft, lightweight \u0026amp; comfortable enough to survive back-to-back meeting\u003cbr\u003e📏 Unisex true-to-size fit — check the size chart, it's the one deadline worth meeting \u003cbr\u003e🪡 Solid: 100% ring-spun cotton — Heathers \u0026amp; Sport Grey vary by color \u003cbr\u003e⚖️ Light 4.5oz fabric — preshrunk so it looks the same Friday as it did Monday\u003cbr\u003e🧵 Double-needle stitching — built to outlast your Q4 enthusiasm \u003cbr\u003e🏷️ Tear-away label — irritation-free. Unlike your inbox. \u003cbr\u003e🏭 Printed \u0026amp; Shipped in the USA \u003cbr\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp class=\"font-claude-response-body break-words whitespace-normal leading-[1.7]\"\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eWear the frustration. Skip the therapy.\u003c\/strong\u003e 😎\u003c\/p\u003e","brand":"Printify","offers":[{"title":"Sage \/ S","offer_id":43173251743857,"sku":"24774799892429239122","price":29.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Sage \/ M","offer_id":43173251907697,"sku":"12931395992812879364","price":29.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Sage \/ L","offer_id":43173252071537,"sku":"74316751539692840217","price":29.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Sage \/ XL","offer_id":43173252235377,"sku":"21392889131905049391","price":29.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Sage \/ 2XL","offer_id":43173252399217,"sku":"15573632124176257576","price":30.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Sage \/ 3XL","offer_id":43173252694129,"sku":"29299589667874185709","price":31.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"White \/ XS","offer_id":43173251547249,"sku":"14834594007058384496","price":29.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"White \/ S","offer_id":43150075789425,"sku":"14665602890104781985","price":29.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"White \/ M","offer_id":43150076051569,"sku":"11760287026264784978","price":29.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"White \/ L","offer_id":43150076313713,"sku":"29166151464263815703","price":29.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"White \/ XL","offer_id":43150076575857,"sku":"18951644385684829620","price":29.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"White \/ 2XL","offer_id":43150076838001,"sku":"13459798505225470745","price":30.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"White \/ 3XL","offer_id":43173252530289,"sku":"14167878185088914902","price":31.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Sand \/ S","offer_id":43173251678321,"sku":"13638774075197022353","price":29.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Sand \/ M","offer_id":43173251842161,"sku":"90831477618189124862","price":29.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Sand \/ L","offer_id":43173252006001,"sku":"29102957828528127070","price":29.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Sand \/ XL","offer_id":43173252169841,"sku":"14582220112766200688","price":29.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Sand \/ 2XL","offer_id":43173252333681,"sku":"16168981536970352658","price":30.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Sand \/ 3XL","offer_id":43173252628593,"sku":"32658171792927678803","price":31.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Charcoal \/ XS","offer_id":43173251416177,"sku":"12004977308795036301","price":29.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Charcoal \/ S","offer_id":43173251612785,"sku":"23525278440079535678","price":29.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Charcoal \/ M","offer_id":43173251776625,"sku":"29913299727412672098","price":29.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Charcoal \/ L","offer_id":43173251940465,"sku":"25460723306499047287","price":29.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Charcoal \/ XL","offer_id":43173252104305,"sku":"55717056230254344926","price":29.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Charcoal \/ 2XL","offer_id":43173252268145,"sku":"15390540398584602127","price":30.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Charcoal \/ 3XL","offer_id":43173252431985,"sku":"33050519233015313759","price":31.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Dark Heather \/ XS","offer_id":43173251448945,"sku":"41678351715946634805","price":29.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Dark Heather \/ S","offer_id":43150075854961,"sku":"34697979994861537588","price":29.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Dark Heather \/ M","offer_id":43150076117105,"sku":"11130457286664953506","price":29.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Dark Heather \/ L","offer_id":43150076379249,"sku":"24150017790353505092","price":29.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Dark Heather \/ XL","offer_id":43150076641393,"sku":"17600055479150433985","price":29.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Dark Heather \/ 2XL","offer_id":43150076903537,"sku":"33294142630605864476","price":30.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Dark Heather \/ 3XL","offer_id":43173252595825,"sku":"82909586380015398402","price":31.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Navy \/ XS","offer_id":43173251481713,"sku":"19037850367234758603","price":29.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Navy \/ S","offer_id":43173251645553,"sku":"25682264069391324189","price":29.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Navy \/ M","offer_id":43173251809393,"sku":"27206754330240321773","price":29.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Navy \/ L","offer_id":43173251973233,"sku":"22423701835065134085","price":29.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Navy \/ XL","offer_id":43173252137073,"sku":"22638385918633780028","price":29.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Navy \/ 2XL","offer_id":43173252300913,"sku":"16908423755366542805","price":30.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Navy \/ 3XL","offer_id":43173252464753,"sku":"14593686237050751852","price":31.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Sport Grey \/ XS","offer_id":43173251514481,"sku":"11347431401885156168","price":29.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Sport Grey \/ S","offer_id":43150075756657,"sku":"26356726965090339121","price":29.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Sport Grey \/ M","offer_id":43150076018801,"sku":"72914193446047189354","price":29.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Sport Grey \/ L","offer_id":43150076280945,"sku":"60070664504700156792","price":29.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Sport Grey \/ XL","offer_id":43150076543089,"sku":"17453156552915231438","price":29.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Sport Grey \/ 2XL","offer_id":43150076805233,"sku":"54988249741790669299","price":30.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Sport Grey \/ 3XL","offer_id":43173252497521,"sku":"25605874833638544237","price":31.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Black \/ XS","offer_id":43173251580017,"sku":"65890382389096787072","price":29.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Black \/ S","offer_id":43150075822193,"sku":"23684243568861700459","price":29.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Black \/ M","offer_id":43150076084337,"sku":"10398224476346674634","price":29.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Black \/ L","offer_id":43150076346481,"sku":"26131411974130424731","price":29.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Black \/ XL","offer_id":43150076608625,"sku":"21136879810165300061","price":29.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Black \/ 2XL","offer_id":43150076870769,"sku":"17848556885322379288","price":30.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Black \/ 3XL","offer_id":43173252563057,"sku":"47156597058236374341","price":31.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Sky \/ S","offer_id":43173251711089,"sku":"19988044138722736175","price":29.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Sky \/ M","offer_id":43173251874929,"sku":"18251944629691701106","price":29.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Sky \/ L","offer_id":43173252038769,"sku":"14489413029006998042","price":29.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Sky \/ XL","offer_id":43173252202609,"sku":"19395772461363040737","price":29.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Sky \/ 2XL","offer_id":43173252366449,"sku":"19907975050028335156","price":30.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Sky \/ 3XL","offer_id":43173252661361,"sku":"33804305329125284736","price":31.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true}],"thumbnail_url":"\/\/cdn.shopify.com\/s\/files\/1\/0591\/5718\/4625\/files\/13015214663152120429_2048.jpg?v=1777228361"},{"product_id":"last-breakdown-t-shirt","title":"Last Breakdown T-Shirt","description":"\u003c!-- x-tinymce\/html --\u003e\u003cp class=\"font-claude-response-body break-words whitespace-normal leading-[1.7]\"\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eThe Shirt That Gets It\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp class=\"font-claude-response-body break-words whitespace-pre-wrap leading-[1.7]\"\u003e☕ Soft, lightweight \u0026amp; comfortable enough to survive back-to-back meeting\u003cbr\u003e📏 Unisex true-to-size fit — check the size chart, it's the one deadline worth meeting \u003cbr\u003e🪡 Solid: 100% ring-spun cotton — Heathers \u0026amp; Sport Grey vary by color \u003cbr\u003e⚖️ Light 4.5oz fabric — preshrunk so it looks the same Friday as it did Monday\u003cbr\u003e🧵 Double-needle stitching — built to outlast your Q4 enthusiasm \u003cbr\u003e🏷️ Tear-away label — irritation-free. Unlike your inbox. \u003cbr\u003e🏭 Printed \u0026amp; Shipped in the USA \u003cbr\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp class=\"font-claude-response-body break-words whitespace-normal leading-[1.7]\"\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eWear the frustration. Skip the therapy.\u003c\/strong\u003e 😎\u003c\/p\u003e","brand":"Printify","offers":[{"title":"Black \/ XS","offer_id":43172856758385,"sku":"19965097717237808700","price":29.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Black \/ S","offer_id":43150109409393,"sku":"28298390679216664475","price":29.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Black \/ M","offer_id":43150109671537,"sku":"20600867049488197256","price":29.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Black \/ L","offer_id":43150109933681,"sku":"16541898713470211719","price":29.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Black \/ XL","offer_id":43150110195825,"sku":"25824891134043588038","price":29.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Black \/ 2XL","offer_id":43150110457969,"sku":"28475870241380346208","price":30.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Black \/ 3XL","offer_id":43172857741425,"sku":"18724516979710050194","price":31.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Charcoal \/ XS","offer_id":43172856594545,"sku":"45297464456962567172","price":29.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Charcoal \/ S","offer_id":43172856791153,"sku":"11208595291271004257","price":29.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Charcoal \/ M","offer_id":43172856954993,"sku":"48444452465526583463","price":29.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Charcoal \/ L","offer_id":43172857118833,"sku":"12963541014390497100","price":29.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Charcoal \/ XL","offer_id":43172857282673,"sku":"16662743285657271455","price":29.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Charcoal \/ 2XL","offer_id":43172857446513,"sku":"11085126560808879715","price":30.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Charcoal \/ 3XL","offer_id":43172857610353,"sku":"12262081326267665598","price":31.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Dark Heather \/ XS","offer_id":43172856627313,"sku":"34546488287325943938","price":29.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Dark Heather \/ S","offer_id":43150109442161,"sku":"18832149990272536805","price":29.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Dark Heather \/ M","offer_id":43150109704305,"sku":"20582534954822437592","price":29.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Dark Heather \/ L","offer_id":43150109966449,"sku":"31723466341113264667","price":29.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Dark Heather \/ XL","offer_id":43150110228593,"sku":"15695548494730258827","price":29.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Dark Heather \/ 2XL","offer_id":43150110490737,"sku":"22842436115266601443","price":30.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Dark Heather \/ 3XL","offer_id":43172857774193,"sku":"26380517336935442987","price":31.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Navy \/ XS","offer_id":43172856660081,"sku":"26412927056396543044","price":29.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Navy \/ S","offer_id":43172856823921,"sku":"23539127359851415844","price":29.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Navy \/ M","offer_id":43172856987761,"sku":"39184619535947379454","price":29.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Navy \/ L","offer_id":43172857151601,"sku":"36012684279002746726","price":29.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Navy \/ XL","offer_id":43172857315441,"sku":"31963920490483876613","price":29.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Navy \/ 2XL","offer_id":43172857479281,"sku":"31037616348548516153","price":30.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Navy \/ 3XL","offer_id":43172857643121,"sku":"32212554265964223434","price":31.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Sport Grey \/ XS","offer_id":43172856692849,"sku":"24469828637106687181","price":29.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Sport Grey \/ S","offer_id":43150109343857,"sku":"14688316700433961675","price":29.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Sport Grey \/ M","offer_id":43150109606001,"sku":"82684866514249953360","price":29.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Sport Grey \/ L","offer_id":43150109868145,"sku":"16320609204965119869","price":29.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Sport Grey \/ XL","offer_id":43150110130289,"sku":"34243636892886461477","price":29.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Sport Grey \/ 2XL","offer_id":43150110392433,"sku":"30748624343498496821","price":30.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Sport Grey \/ 3XL","offer_id":43172857675889,"sku":"11615615384852460710","price":31.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"White \/ XS","offer_id":43172856725617,"sku":"27177986064658691832","price":29.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"White \/ S","offer_id":43150109376625,"sku":"13777737058532698752","price":29.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"White \/ M","offer_id":43150109638769,"sku":"30112891574627919517","price":29.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"White \/ L","offer_id":43150109900913,"sku":"19747124666164473290","price":29.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"White \/ XL","offer_id":43150110163057,"sku":"99546808221280158206","price":29.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"White \/ 2XL","offer_id":43150110425201,"sku":"11539033232045365052","price":30.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"White \/ 3XL","offer_id":43172857708657,"sku":"24657323426631658417","price":31.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Sand \/ S","offer_id":43172856856689,"sku":"21867309054273457117","price":29.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Sand \/ M","offer_id":43172857020529,"sku":"20117532224691790690","price":29.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Sand \/ L","offer_id":43172857184369,"sku":"78407341351558208986","price":29.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Sand \/ XL","offer_id":43172857348209,"sku":"93210992947385464321","price":29.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Sand \/ 2XL","offer_id":43172857512049,"sku":"12634459493664395341","price":30.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Sand \/ 3XL","offer_id":43172857806961,"sku":"16755478982046650800","price":31.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Sky \/ S","offer_id":43172856889457,"sku":"31002040044803467873","price":29.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Sky \/ M","offer_id":43172857053297,"sku":"24388060701140505765","price":29.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Sky \/ L","offer_id":43172857217137,"sku":"31490031363353892503","price":29.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Sky \/ XL","offer_id":43172857380977,"sku":"15545380260299550715","price":29.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Sky \/ 2XL","offer_id":43172857544817,"sku":"23419250566007022720","price":30.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Sky \/ 3XL","offer_id":43172857839729,"sku":"12387270967375812077","price":31.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Sage \/ S","offer_id":43172856922225,"sku":"27514810280048820064","price":29.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Sage \/ M","offer_id":43172857086065,"sku":"78625742787707009963","price":29.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Sage \/ L","offer_id":43172857249905,"sku":"27789858507125488268","price":29.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Sage \/ XL","offer_id":43172857413745,"sku":"10262335280118936953","price":29.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Sage \/ 2XL","offer_id":43172857577585,"sku":"31358734315581376863","price":30.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Sage \/ 3XL","offer_id":43172857872497,"sku":"79379271294925320468","price":31.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true}],"thumbnail_url":"\/\/cdn.shopify.com\/s\/files\/1\/0591\/5718\/4625\/files\/3422009992187272149_2048.jpg?v=1777193837"},{"product_id":"please-advise-t-shirt","title":"Please Advise T-Shirt","description":"\u003c!-- x-tinymce\/html --\u003e\u003cp class=\"font-claude-response-body break-words whitespace-normal leading-[1.7]\"\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eThe Shirt That Gets It\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp class=\"font-claude-response-body break-words whitespace-pre-wrap leading-[1.7]\"\u003e☕ Soft, lightweight \u0026amp; comfortable enough to survive back-to-back meeting\u003cbr\u003e📏 Unisex true-to-size fit — check the size chart, it's the one deadline worth meeting \u003cbr\u003e🪡 Solid: 100% ring-spun cotton — Heathers \u0026amp; Sport Grey vary by color \u003cbr\u003e⚖️ Light 4.5oz fabric — preshrunk so it looks the same Friday as it did Monday\u003cbr\u003e🧵 Double-needle stitching — built to outlast your Q4 enthusiasm \u003cbr\u003e🏷️ Tear-away label — irritation-free. Unlike your inbox. \u003cbr\u003e🏭 Printed \u0026amp; Shipped in the USA \u003cbr\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp class=\"font-claude-response-body break-words whitespace-normal leading-[1.7]\"\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eWear the frustration. Skip the therapy.\u003c\/strong\u003e 😎\u003c\/p\u003e","brand":"Printify","offers":[{"title":"Sand \/ S","offer_id":43172859609201,"sku":"45550940659169303700","price":29.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Sand \/ M","offer_id":43172859773041,"sku":"25487411018433074851","price":29.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Sand \/ L","offer_id":43172859936881,"sku":"15251848645289611630","price":29.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Sand \/ XL","offer_id":43172860100721,"sku":"79081410930178210208","price":29.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Sand \/ 2XL","offer_id":43172860264561,"sku":"60489937576982790648","price":30.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Sand \/ 3XL","offer_id":43172860559473,"sku":"19476519829397153868","price":31.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"White \/ XS","offer_id":43172859445361,"sku":"11316697545805007447","price":29.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"White \/ S","offer_id":43150137000049,"sku":"84965005880676112095","price":29.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"White \/ M","offer_id":43150137262193,"sku":"33925489867286193016","price":29.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"White \/ L","offer_id":43150137524337,"sku":"21077887209800770199","price":29.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"White \/ XL","offer_id":43150137786481,"sku":"11422029021557300381","price":29.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"White \/ 2XL","offer_id":43150138048625,"sku":"18041400702101121522","price":30.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"White \/ 3XL","offer_id":43172860428401,"sku":"32861379140236031739","price":31.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Charcoal \/ XS","offer_id":43172859314289,"sku":"25592841979625214044","price":29.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Charcoal \/ S","offer_id":43172859510897,"sku":"17262509680963460673","price":29.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Charcoal \/ M","offer_id":43172859674737,"sku":"31178790564094957222","price":29.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Charcoal \/ L","offer_id":43172859838577,"sku":"10653129859051091154","price":29.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Charcoal \/ XL","offer_id":43172860002417,"sku":"11951790705887410396","price":29.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Charcoal \/ 2XL","offer_id":43172860166257,"sku":"33016448550775410753","price":30.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Charcoal \/ 3XL","offer_id":43172860330097,"sku":"15113635369067460187","price":31.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Dark Heather \/ XS","offer_id":43172859347057,"sku":"16203282257210910129","price":29.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Dark Heather \/ S","offer_id":43150137065585,"sku":"61392390603979252256","price":29.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Dark Heather \/ M","offer_id":43150137327729,"sku":"12813906387175551241","price":29.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Dark Heather \/ L","offer_id":43150137589873,"sku":"32177274860328697222","price":29.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Dark Heather \/ XL","offer_id":43150137852017,"sku":"29440058879488291512","price":29.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Dark Heather \/ 2XL","offer_id":43150138114161,"sku":"11886131620890274636","price":30.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Dark Heather \/ 3XL","offer_id":43172860526705,"sku":"69835793224479223023","price":31.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Navy \/ XS","offer_id":43172859379825,"sku":"14771000611007380080","price":29.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Navy \/ S","offer_id":43172859543665,"sku":"49231770992789871426","price":29.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Navy \/ M","offer_id":43172859707505,"sku":"18923624140982450962","price":29.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Navy \/ L","offer_id":43172859871345,"sku":"16841994267314548276","price":29.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Navy \/ XL","offer_id":43172860035185,"sku":"19361975544652335667","price":29.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Navy \/ 2XL","offer_id":43172860199025,"sku":"13061140258632362847","price":30.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Navy \/ 3XL","offer_id":43172860362865,"sku":"21861518563097203117","price":31.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Sport Grey \/ XS","offer_id":43172859412593,"sku":"30929471484574245189","price":29.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Sport Grey \/ S","offer_id":43150136967281,"sku":"20407018252314138281","price":29.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Sport Grey \/ M","offer_id":43150137229425,"sku":"35247490095387321125","price":29.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Sport Grey \/ L","offer_id":43150137491569,"sku":"57725704079028082880","price":29.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Sport Grey \/ XL","offer_id":43150137753713,"sku":"23616875066888661897","price":29.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Sport Grey \/ 2XL","offer_id":43150138015857,"sku":"63336966182611237572","price":30.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Sport Grey \/ 3XL","offer_id":43172860395633,"sku":"16777945113517434288","price":31.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Black \/ XS","offer_id":43172859478129,"sku":"11064544452227233873","price":29.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Black \/ S","offer_id":43150137032817,"sku":"33267727578139669924","price":29.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Black \/ M","offer_id":43150137294961,"sku":"53764253934624554724","price":29.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Black \/ L","offer_id":43150137557105,"sku":"24833832745232584743","price":29.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Black \/ XL","offer_id":43150137819249,"sku":"15742694264761296513","price":29.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Black \/ 2XL","offer_id":43150138081393,"sku":"22776165772671154428","price":30.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Black \/ 3XL","offer_id":43172860461169,"sku":"33002173451402666458","price":31.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Military Green \/ S","offer_id":43172859576433,"sku":"70878901731058397713","price":29.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Military Green \/ M","offer_id":43172859740273,"sku":"27344882388069014088","price":29.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Military Green \/ L","offer_id":43172859904113,"sku":"15762854654495927080","price":29.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Military Green \/ XL","offer_id":43172860067953,"sku":"10425138179774260077","price":29.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Military Green \/ 2XL","offer_id":43172860231793,"sku":"12524387775963362628","price":30.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Military Green \/ 3XL","offer_id":43172860493937,"sku":"13806840900354615628","price":31.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Sky \/ S","offer_id":43172859641969,"sku":"15416300314605037513","price":29.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Sky \/ M","offer_id":43172859805809,"sku":"22998924669847662663","price":29.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Sky \/ L","offer_id":43172859969649,"sku":"22208552164141371298","price":29.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Sky \/ XL","offer_id":43172860133489,"sku":"35065423236775700214","price":29.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Sky \/ 2XL","offer_id":43172860297329,"sku":"21798797418166023064","price":30.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Sky \/ 3XL","offer_id":43172860592241,"sku":"83082712016038175616","price":31.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true}],"thumbnail_url":"\/\/cdn.shopify.com\/s\/files\/1\/0591\/5718\/4625\/files\/4103435486576740535_2048.jpg?v=1777194554"},{"product_id":"team-player-t-shirt","title":"Team Player T-Shirt","description":"\u003c!-- x-tinymce\/html --\u003e\u003cp class=\"font-claude-response-body break-words whitespace-normal leading-[1.7]\"\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eThe Shirt That Gets It\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp class=\"font-claude-response-body break-words whitespace-pre-wrap leading-[1.7]\"\u003e☕ Soft, lightweight \u0026amp; comfortable enough to survive back-to-back meeting\u003cbr\u003e📏 Unisex true-to-size fit — check the size chart, it's the one deadline worth meeting \u003cbr\u003e🪡 Solid: 100% ring-spun cotton — Heathers \u0026amp; Sport Grey vary by color \u003cbr\u003e⚖️ Light 4.5oz fabric — preshrunk so it looks the same Friday as it did Monday\u003cbr\u003e🧵 Double-needle stitching — built to outlast your Q4 enthusiasm \u003cbr\u003e🏷️ Tear-away label — irritation-free. Unlike your inbox. \u003cbr\u003e🏭 Printed \u0026amp; Shipped in the USA \u003cbr\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp class=\"font-claude-response-body break-words whitespace-normal leading-[1.7]\"\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eWear the frustration. Skip the therapy.\u003c\/strong\u003e 😎\u003c\/p\u003e","brand":"Printify","offers":[{"title":"Natural \/ S","offer_id":43151101296753,"sku":"21500903322410355661","price":29.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Natural \/ M","offer_id":43151101526129,"sku":"31169858278966325825","price":29.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Natural \/ L","offer_id":43151101755505,"sku":"25973450053952940526","price":29.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Natural \/ XL","offer_id":43151101984881,"sku":"83043097718104639415","price":29.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Natural \/ 2XL","offer_id":43151102214257,"sku":"19627029541038298774","price":30.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Natural \/ 3XL","offer_id":43151102410865,"sku":"29049536911078775299","price":31.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Sand \/ S","offer_id":43172869144689,"sku":"22350601841756331561","price":29.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Sand \/ M","offer_id":43172869242993,"sku":"59647539958217208354","price":29.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Sand \/ L","offer_id":43172869341297,"sku":"79074338392769283834","price":29.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Sand \/ XL","offer_id":43172869439601,"sku":"20206534909408827128","price":29.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Sand \/ 2XL","offer_id":43172869537905,"sku":"80398440055773127132","price":30.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Sand \/ 3XL","offer_id":43172869668977,"sku":"13788538873470094503","price":31.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Sport Grey \/ XS","offer_id":43151101198449,"sku":"13566733349224759229","price":29.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Sport Grey \/ S","offer_id":43151101231217,"sku":"28012866489917246239","price":29.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Sport Grey \/ M","offer_id":43151101460593,"sku":"24790747650598899942","price":29.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Sport Grey \/ L","offer_id":43151101689969,"sku":"11612985867426409172","price":29.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Sport Grey \/ XL","offer_id":43151101919345,"sku":"46365579893394368675","price":29.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Sport Grey \/ 2XL","offer_id":43151102148721,"sku":"23440055185112620495","price":30.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Sport Grey \/ 3XL","offer_id":43151102378097,"sku":"69017963349969601997","price":31.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"White \/ XS","offer_id":43172869111921,"sku":"74858567488699114259","price":29.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"White \/ S","offer_id":43151101263985,"sku":"18938140480047072030","price":29.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"White \/ M","offer_id":43151101493361,"sku":"33100975628070662564","price":29.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"White \/ L","offer_id":43151101722737,"sku":"13065273536955880860","price":29.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"White \/ XL","offer_id":43151101952113,"sku":"19556529715690706429","price":29.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"White \/ 2XL","offer_id":43151102181489,"sku":"32199740854261921412","price":30.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"White \/ 3XL","offer_id":43172869636209,"sku":"14383576451019034231","price":31.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Ice Grey \/ S","offer_id":43151101395057,"sku":"32902833526081301382","price":29.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Ice Grey \/ M","offer_id":43151101624433,"sku":"25987259900999294332","price":29.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Ice Grey \/ L","offer_id":43151101853809,"sku":"39832093147722447796","price":29.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Ice Grey \/ XL","offer_id":43151102083185,"sku":"35841019673469131788","price":29.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Ice Grey \/ 2XL","offer_id":43151102312561,"sku":"32063550323873278244","price":30.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Ice Grey \/ 3XL","offer_id":43151102509169,"sku":"88644894171416105613","price":31.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Mint Green \/ S","offer_id":43172869177457,"sku":"15192997385701760616","price":29.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Mint Green \/ M","offer_id":43172869275761,"sku":"77403209787086921407","price":29.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Mint Green \/ L","offer_id":43172869374065,"sku":"85487167623789176893","price":29.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Mint Green \/ XL","offer_id":43172869472369,"sku":"17263555015178362552","price":29.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Mint Green \/ 2XL","offer_id":43172869570673,"sku":"15139106023501286695","price":30.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Mint Green \/ 3XL","offer_id":43172869701745,"sku":"64686168354666444588","price":31.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Sky \/ S","offer_id":43172869210225,"sku":"16579802117760515150","price":29.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Sky \/ M","offer_id":43172869308529,"sku":"29955824650150076085","price":29.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Sky \/ L","offer_id":43172869406833,"sku":"21697973646351431383","price":29.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Sky \/ XL","offer_id":43172869505137,"sku":"36460376749915522483","price":29.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Sky \/ 2XL","offer_id":43172869603441,"sku":"16319069060076485505","price":30.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Sky \/ 3XL","offer_id":43172869734513,"sku":"29488702267073155975","price":31.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Light Pink \/ S","offer_id":43151101427825,"sku":"24099816730499073528","price":29.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Light Pink \/ M","offer_id":43151101657201,"sku":"30900481086274430071","price":29.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Light Pink \/ L","offer_id":43151101886577,"sku":"19731700174738681995","price":29.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Light Pink \/ XL","offer_id":43151102115953,"sku":"33877304074042105520","price":29.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Light Pink \/ 2XL","offer_id":43151102345329,"sku":"14938096724265032486","price":30.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Light Pink \/ 3XL","offer_id":43151102541937,"sku":"25456012389175014608","price":31.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true}],"thumbnail_url":"\/\/cdn.shopify.com\/s\/files\/1\/0591\/5718\/4625\/files\/15210723762062271797_2048.jpg?v=1777198133"},{"product_id":"this-could-have-been-a-meeting-t-shirt","title":"This could have been a meeting T-Shirt","description":"\u003c!-- x-tinymce\/html --\u003e\u003cp class=\"font-claude-response-body break-words whitespace-normal leading-[1.7]\"\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eThe Shirt That Gets It\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp class=\"font-claude-response-body break-words whitespace-pre-wrap leading-[1.7]\"\u003e☕ Soft, lightweight \u0026amp; comfortable enough to survive back-to-back meeting\u003cbr\u003e📏 Unisex true-to-size fit — check the size chart, it's the one deadline worth meeting \u003cbr\u003e🪡 Solid: 100% ring-spun cotton — Heathers \u0026amp; Sport Grey vary by color \u003cbr\u003e⚖️ Light 4.5oz fabric — preshrunk so it looks the same Friday as it did Monday\u003cbr\u003e🧵 Double-needle stitching — built to outlast your Q4 enthusiasm \u003cbr\u003e🏷️ Tear-away label — irritation-free. Unlike your inbox. \u003cbr\u003e🏭 Printed \u0026amp; Shipped in the USA \u003cbr\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp class=\"font-claude-response-body break-words whitespace-normal leading-[1.7]\"\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eWear the frustration. Skip the therapy.\u003c\/strong\u003e 😎\u003c\/p\u003e","brand":"Printify","offers":[{"title":"Navy \/ XS","offer_id":43172870324337,"sku":"11803977594254717442","price":29.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Navy \/ S","offer_id":43172870488177,"sku":"15284855253602797260","price":29.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Navy \/ M","offer_id":43172870619249,"sku":"25741509573706326011","price":29.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Navy \/ L","offer_id":43172870750321,"sku":"16543397703382303663","price":29.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Navy \/ XL","offer_id":43172870881393,"sku":"13108233201903443686","price":29.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Navy \/ 2XL","offer_id":43172871012465,"sku":"18112247146650548825","price":30.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Navy \/ 3XL","offer_id":43172871143537,"sku":"25997260585247162139","price":31.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Charcoal \/ XS","offer_id":43172870258801,"sku":"23894707160150161932","price":29.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Charcoal \/ S","offer_id":43172870455409,"sku":"30160391165474752455","price":29.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Charcoal \/ M","offer_id":43172870586481,"sku":"11846645340603322423","price":29.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Charcoal \/ L","offer_id":43172870717553,"sku":"98991123027866577794","price":29.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Charcoal \/ XL","offer_id":43172870848625,"sku":"71882694018006290819","price":29.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Charcoal \/ 2XL","offer_id":43172870979697,"sku":"11921839612137838177","price":30.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Charcoal \/ 3XL","offer_id":43172871110769,"sku":"11205460133384509714","price":31.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Dark Heather \/ XS","offer_id":43172870291569,"sku":"21153288283178083814","price":29.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Dark Heather \/ S","offer_id":43151131050097,"sku":"33265268147067879863","price":29.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Dark Heather \/ M","offer_id":43151131312241,"sku":"31983933687709823273","price":29.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Dark Heather \/ L","offer_id":43151131574385,"sku":"95002568651065313169","price":29.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Dark Heather \/ XL","offer_id":43151131836529,"sku":"30209092758550130177","price":29.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Dark Heather \/ 2XL","offer_id":43151132098673,"sku":"21118609888053383584","price":30.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Dark Heather \/ 3XL","offer_id":43172871274609,"sku":"17402763953812321958","price":31.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Sport Grey \/ XS","offer_id":43172870357105,"sku":"10889994781895542786","price":29.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Sport Grey \/ S","offer_id":43151130951793,"sku":"15278488165628575327","price":29.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Sport Grey \/ M","offer_id":43151131213937,"sku":"15028265800076175892","price":29.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Sport Grey \/ L","offer_id":43151131476081,"sku":"31950595948106629891","price":29.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Sport Grey \/ XL","offer_id":43151131738225,"sku":"27550579185846892650","price":29.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Sport Grey \/ 2XL","offer_id":43151132000369,"sku":"22908004151638487517","price":30.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Sport Grey \/ 3XL","offer_id":43172871176305,"sku":"80246975554914840464","price":31.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"White \/ XS","offer_id":43172870389873,"sku":"83965840017104788220","price":29.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"White \/ S","offer_id":43151130984561,"sku":"31227711986164324773","price":29.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"White \/ M","offer_id":43151131246705,"sku":"11864555289758027241","price":29.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"White \/ L","offer_id":43151131508849,"sku":"25674820208611638966","price":29.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"White \/ XL","offer_id":43151131770993,"sku":"15764717856348772139","price":29.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"White \/ 2XL","offer_id":43151132033137,"sku":"33656917990610275744","price":30.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"White \/ 3XL","offer_id":43172871209073,"sku":"18407539073679292048","price":31.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Black \/ XS","offer_id":43172870422641,"sku":"44751906735398988780","price":29.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Black \/ S","offer_id":43151131017329,"sku":"12219703706961152351","price":29.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Black \/ M","offer_id":43151131279473,"sku":"20626532927870394886","price":29.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Black \/ L","offer_id":43151131541617,"sku":"33608818169245145150","price":29.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Black \/ XL","offer_id":43151131803761,"sku":"26480989289232650248","price":29.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Black \/ 2XL","offer_id":43151132065905,"sku":"10367820260010201484","price":30.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Black \/ 3XL","offer_id":43172871241841,"sku":"27518446506611144727","price":31.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Sand \/ S","offer_id":43172870520945,"sku":"15514661965132460300","price":29.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Sand \/ M","offer_id":43172870652017,"sku":"17314051298127109713","price":29.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Sand \/ L","offer_id":43172870783089,"sku":"29127076684566380403","price":29.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Sand \/ XL","offer_id":43172870914161,"sku":"18243931744198123054","price":29.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Sand \/ 2XL","offer_id":43172871045233,"sku":"12555739587074191048","price":30.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Sand \/ 3XL","offer_id":43172871307377,"sku":"27772778480626085030","price":31.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Sky \/ S","offer_id":43172870553713,"sku":"13066611720131238633","price":29.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Sky \/ M","offer_id":43172870684785,"sku":"18718545702087310873","price":29.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Sky \/ L","offer_id":43172870815857,"sku":"14463534819560774053","price":29.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Sky \/ XL","offer_id":43172870946929,"sku":"23298205929919182013","price":29.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Sky \/ 2XL","offer_id":43172871078001,"sku":"25710959845846164880","price":30.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Sky \/ 3XL","offer_id":43172871340145,"sku":"31398649258149808012","price":31.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true}],"thumbnail_url":"\/\/cdn.shopify.com\/s\/files\/1\/0591\/5718\/4625\/files\/13391179249680966614_2048.jpg?v=1777198608"},{"product_id":"this-meeting-could-have-been-an-email-t-shirt","title":"This meeting could have been an email T-Shirt","description":"\u003c!-- x-tinymce\/html --\u003e\u003cp class=\"font-claude-response-body break-words whitespace-normal leading-[1.7]\"\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eThe Shirt That Gets It\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp class=\"font-claude-response-body break-words whitespace-pre-wrap leading-[1.7]\"\u003e☕ Soft, lightweight \u0026amp; comfortable enough to survive back-to-back meeting\u003cbr\u003e📏 Unisex true-to-size fit — check the size chart, it's the one deadline worth meeting \u003cbr\u003e🪡 Solid: 100% ring-spun cotton — Heathers \u0026amp; Sport Grey vary by color \u003cbr\u003e⚖️ Light 4.5oz fabric — preshrunk so it looks the same Friday as it did Monday\u003cbr\u003e🧵 Double-needle stitching — built to outlast your Q4 enthusiasm \u003cbr\u003e🏷️ Tear-away label — irritation-free. Unlike your inbox. \u003cbr\u003e🏭 Printed \u0026amp; Shipped in the USA \u003cbr\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp class=\"font-claude-response-body break-words whitespace-normal leading-[1.7]\"\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eWear the frustration. Skip the therapy.\u003c\/strong\u003e 😎\u003c\/p\u003e","brand":"Printify","offers":[{"title":"Charcoal \/ XS","offer_id":43172871831665,"sku":"12027284894125983877","price":29.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Dark Heather \/ XS","offer_id":43172871864433,"sku":"46162953857156967242","price":29.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Navy \/ XS","offer_id":43172871897201,"sku":"67527789287347987984","price":29.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Sport Grey \/ XS","offer_id":43172871929969,"sku":"13665288914618134248","price":29.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"White \/ XS","offer_id":43172871962737,"sku":"29073397419147722692","price":29.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Black \/ XS","offer_id":43172871995505,"sku":"44139054187271188469","price":29.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Charcoal \/ S","offer_id":43172872028273,"sku":"90717538333155717594","price":29.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Navy \/ S","offer_id":43172872061041,"sku":"78877663673511884991","price":29.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Sport Grey \/ S","offer_id":43151362261105,"sku":"59610978955532846796","price":29.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"White \/ S","offer_id":43151362293873,"sku":"90952420861630508596","price":29.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Black \/ S","offer_id":43151362326641,"sku":"23636279157143993285","price":29.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Military Green \/ S","offer_id":43172872093809,"sku":"37665803598259458249","price":29.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Dark Heather \/ S","offer_id":43151362359409,"sku":"30478679648244362620","price":29.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Sand \/ S","offer_id":43172872126577,"sku":"38837475727388189370","price":29.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Sky \/ S","offer_id":43172872159345,"sku":"22419333566966163472","price":29.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Charcoal \/ M","offer_id":43172872192113,"sku":"19962343495379092683","price":29.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Navy \/ M","offer_id":43172872224881,"sku":"27336940620499148844","price":29.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Sport Grey \/ M","offer_id":43151362523249,"sku":"12346659366030549564","price":29.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"White \/ M","offer_id":43151362556017,"sku":"25983246365546551287","price":29.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Black \/ M","offer_id":43151362588785,"sku":"11921797393149910057","price":29.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Military Green \/ M","offer_id":43172872257649,"sku":"18490916498943857661","price":29.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Dark Heather \/ M","offer_id":43151362621553,"sku":"14002317527625829914","price":29.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Sand \/ M","offer_id":43172872290417,"sku":"21762980519003262871","price":29.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Sky \/ M","offer_id":43172872323185,"sku":"26840081170045390348","price":29.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Charcoal \/ L","offer_id":43172872355953,"sku":"21185123642476002610","price":29.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Navy \/ L","offer_id":43172872388721,"sku":"18599711197615535143","price":29.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Sport Grey \/ L","offer_id":43151362785393,"sku":"11339916832090646673","price":29.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"White \/ L","offer_id":43151362818161,"sku":"23640982240295076097","price":29.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Black \/ L","offer_id":43151362850929,"sku":"32893205976175826647","price":29.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Military Green \/ L","offer_id":43172872421489,"sku":"19544303491290587881","price":29.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Dark Heather \/ L","offer_id":43151362883697,"sku":"25980851485816495465","price":29.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Sand \/ L","offer_id":43172872454257,"sku":"16593633741764599150","price":29.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Sky \/ L","offer_id":43172872487025,"sku":"30843046367638349663","price":29.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Charcoal \/ XL","offer_id":43172872519793,"sku":"11667318948082859586","price":29.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Navy \/ XL","offer_id":43172872552561,"sku":"71519526289704694874","price":29.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Sport Grey \/ XL","offer_id":43151363047537,"sku":"17946459430034049713","price":29.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"White \/ XL","offer_id":43151363080305,"sku":"14119513156477065974","price":29.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Black \/ XL","offer_id":43151363113073,"sku":"32336202034870606477","price":29.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Military Green \/ XL","offer_id":43172872585329,"sku":"20526808348835472722","price":29.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Dark Heather \/ XL","offer_id":43151363145841,"sku":"20285927557969347552","price":29.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Sand \/ XL","offer_id":43172872618097,"sku":"21325621847766507177","price":29.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Sky \/ XL","offer_id":43172872650865,"sku":"23892990793163614447","price":29.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Charcoal \/ 2XL","offer_id":43172872683633,"sku":"66474819813064760906","price":30.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Navy \/ 2XL","offer_id":43172872716401,"sku":"31812355112751136786","price":30.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Sport Grey \/ 2XL","offer_id":43151363309681,"sku":"15033757494442391830","price":30.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"White \/ 2XL","offer_id":43151363342449,"sku":"21143482916878370611","price":30.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Black \/ 2XL","offer_id":43151363375217,"sku":"31393739880524869305","price":30.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Military Green \/ 2XL","offer_id":43172872749169,"sku":"89385875745909558995","price":30.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Dark Heather \/ 2XL","offer_id":43151363407985,"sku":"12726331498830652484","price":30.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Sand \/ 2XL","offer_id":43172872781937,"sku":"11682845713436393201","price":30.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Sky \/ 2XL","offer_id":43172872814705,"sku":"31353458473113482930","price":30.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Charcoal \/ 3XL","offer_id":43172872847473,"sku":"28027832608966852977","price":31.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Navy \/ 3XL","offer_id":43172872880241,"sku":"33729250770176561924","price":31.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Sport Grey \/ 3XL","offer_id":43233130709105,"sku":"19935652303025279277","price":31.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"White \/ 3XL","offer_id":43233130741873,"sku":"30056423665025522261","price":31.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Black \/ 3XL","offer_id":43172872913009,"sku":"15698840360460947876","price":31.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Military Green \/ 3XL","offer_id":43172872945777,"sku":"42298837707372258533","price":31.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Dark Heather \/ 3XL","offer_id":43233130774641,"sku":"15463429413161856156","price":31.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Sand \/ 3XL","offer_id":43172872978545,"sku":"18195227894411574093","price":31.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Sky \/ 3XL","offer_id":43172873011313,"sku":"32572878399553963219","price":31.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true}],"thumbnail_url":"\/\/cdn.shopify.com\/s\/files\/1\/0591\/5718\/4625\/files\/3939779937564040493_2048.jpg?v=1778577712"},{"product_id":"this-meeting-could-have-been-an-email-2-t-shirt","title":"This meeting could have been an email 2 T-Shirt","description":"\u003c!-- x-tinymce\/html --\u003e\u003cp class=\"font-claude-response-body break-words whitespace-normal leading-[1.7]\"\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eThe Shirt That Gets It\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp class=\"font-claude-response-body break-words whitespace-pre-wrap leading-[1.7]\"\u003e☕ Soft, lightweight \u0026amp; comfortable enough to survive back-to-back meeting\u003cbr\u003e📏 Unisex true-to-size fit — check the size chart, it's the one deadline worth meeting \u003cbr\u003e🪡 Solid: 100% ring-spun cotton — Heathers \u0026amp; Sport Grey vary by color \u003cbr\u003e⚖️ Light 4.5oz fabric — preshrunk so it looks the same Friday as it did Monday\u003cbr\u003e🧵 Double-needle stitching — built to outlast your Q4 enthusiasm \u003cbr\u003e🏷️ Tear-away label — irritation-free. Unlike your inbox. \u003cbr\u003e🏭 Printed \u0026amp; Shipped in the USA \u003cbr\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp class=\"font-claude-response-body break-words whitespace-normal leading-[1.7]\"\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eWear the frustration. Skip the therapy.\u003c\/strong\u003e 😎\u003c\/p\u003e","brand":"Printify","offers":[{"title":"Charcoal \/ XS","offer_id":43173253054577,"sku":"14758962066560037450","price":29.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Dark Heather \/ XS","offer_id":43173253087345,"sku":"22535048157591033165","price":29.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Navy \/ XS","offer_id":43173253120113,"sku":"17286096736045281277","price":29.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Sport Grey \/ XS","offer_id":43173253152881,"sku":"22555358855935744610","price":29.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"White \/ XS","offer_id":43173253185649,"sku":"25140699706550088359","price":29.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Black \/ XS","offer_id":43173253218417,"sku":"33359660086600663428","price":29.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Charcoal \/ S","offer_id":43173253251185,"sku":"29787817507831820080","price":29.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Navy \/ S","offer_id":43173253283953,"sku":"26535016630241366368","price":29.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Sport Grey \/ S","offer_id":43151372779633,"sku":"25080804477101491135","price":29.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"White \/ S","offer_id":43151372812401,"sku":"22826232086157456512","price":29.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Black \/ S","offer_id":43151372845169,"sku":"26333732896694140498","price":29.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Dark Heather \/ S","offer_id":43151372877937,"sku":"40772365807184866060","price":29.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Sand \/ S","offer_id":43173253316721,"sku":"25942767618071614256","price":29.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Sky \/ S","offer_id":43173253349489,"sku":"13655416254318111682","price":29.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Light Pink \/ S","offer_id":43151372976241,"sku":"23304414637121163109","price":29.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Charcoal \/ M","offer_id":43173253382257,"sku":"17206215708574801246","price":29.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Navy \/ M","offer_id":43173253415025,"sku":"31235786097047296056","price":29.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Sport Grey \/ M","offer_id":43151373041777,"sku":"15265708998607151869","price":29.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"White \/ M","offer_id":43151373074545,"sku":"17435554143901026146","price":29.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Black \/ M","offer_id":43151373107313,"sku":"70945188825314994819","price":29.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Dark Heather \/ M","offer_id":43151373140081,"sku":"16876202691720148325","price":29.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Sand \/ M","offer_id":43173253447793,"sku":"26663995818477668101","price":29.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Sky \/ M","offer_id":43173253480561,"sku":"22726545140503268536","price":29.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Light Pink \/ M","offer_id":43151373238385,"sku":"23772945862515729492","price":29.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Charcoal \/ L","offer_id":43173253513329,"sku":"74920474501935272921","price":29.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Navy \/ L","offer_id":43173253546097,"sku":"65369049066445464772","price":29.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Sport Grey \/ L","offer_id":43151373303921,"sku":"83085604149937019786","price":29.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"White \/ L","offer_id":43151373336689,"sku":"31076299613370137386","price":29.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Black \/ L","offer_id":43151373369457,"sku":"24839794991155372927","price":29.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Dark Heather \/ L","offer_id":43151373402225,"sku":"62645600286364740358","price":29.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Sand \/ L","offer_id":43173253578865,"sku":"52713742814103289981","price":29.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Sky \/ L","offer_id":43173253611633,"sku":"22052080623242069217","price":29.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Light Pink \/ L","offer_id":43151373500529,"sku":"14792207919403126604","price":29.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Charcoal \/ XL","offer_id":43173253644401,"sku":"27109083580551637329","price":29.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Navy \/ XL","offer_id":43173253677169,"sku":"31042830734160613562","price":29.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Sport Grey \/ XL","offer_id":43151373566065,"sku":"23804046531942570001","price":29.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"White \/ XL","offer_id":43151373598833,"sku":"15343381343551624229","price":29.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Black \/ XL","offer_id":43151373631601,"sku":"28018037076886270914","price":29.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Dark Heather \/ XL","offer_id":43151373664369,"sku":"22016514486144275340","price":29.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Sand \/ XL","offer_id":43173253709937,"sku":"18351560122716348936","price":29.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Sky \/ XL","offer_id":43173253742705,"sku":"16046699203667215063","price":29.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Light Pink \/ XL","offer_id":43151373762673,"sku":"22432966316582110157","price":29.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Charcoal \/ 2XL","offer_id":43173253775473,"sku":"17357329891798461164","price":30.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Navy \/ 2XL","offer_id":43173253808241,"sku":"10835569321370477284","price":30.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Sport Grey \/ 2XL","offer_id":43151373828209,"sku":"66207721894101372991","price":30.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"White \/ 2XL","offer_id":43151373860977,"sku":"28944071875120370776","price":30.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Black \/ 2XL","offer_id":43151373893745,"sku":"25825980200929379262","price":30.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Dark Heather \/ 2XL","offer_id":43151373926513,"sku":"22795778307383168596","price":30.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Sand \/ 2XL","offer_id":43173253841009,"sku":"29108764871956736400","price":30.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Sky \/ 2XL","offer_id":43173253873777,"sku":"11188416425485285349","price":30.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Light Pink \/ 2XL","offer_id":43151374024817,"sku":"28950819945319660141","price":30.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Charcoal \/ 3XL","offer_id":43173253906545,"sku":"10024394910079519898","price":31.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Navy \/ 3XL","offer_id":43173253939313,"sku":"32472256518680921335","price":31.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Sport Grey \/ 3XL","offer_id":43173253972081,"sku":"33869688724906375557","price":31.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"White \/ 3XL","offer_id":43173254004849,"sku":"29799039383304399039","price":31.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Black \/ 3XL","offer_id":43173254037617,"sku":"13620385749705749309","price":31.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Dark Heather \/ 3XL","offer_id":43173254070385,"sku":"24012630619715342661","price":31.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Sand \/ 3XL","offer_id":43173254103153,"sku":"19281348215727292947","price":31.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Sky \/ 3XL","offer_id":43173254135921,"sku":"30550248995886274983","price":31.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Light Pink \/ 3XL","offer_id":43151374155889,"sku":"22820854482868566527","price":31.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true}],"thumbnail_url":"\/\/cdn.shopify.com\/s\/files\/1\/0591\/5718\/4625\/files\/2649872916233493052_2048.jpg?v=1777228767"},{"product_id":"thriving-in-chaos-t-shirt","title":"Thriving in Chaos T-Shirt","description":"\u003c!-- x-tinymce\/html --\u003e\u003cp class=\"font-claude-response-body break-words whitespace-normal leading-[1.7]\"\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eThe Shirt That Gets It\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp class=\"font-claude-response-body break-words whitespace-pre-wrap leading-[1.7]\"\u003e☕ Soft, lightweight \u0026amp; comfortable enough to survive back-to-back meeting\u003cbr\u003e📏 Unisex true-to-size fit — check the size chart, it's the one deadline worth meeting \u003cbr\u003e🪡 Solid: 100% ring-spun cotton — Heathers \u0026amp; Sport Grey vary by color \u003cbr\u003e⚖️ Light 4.5oz fabric — preshrunk so it looks the same Friday as it did Monday\u003cbr\u003e🧵 Double-needle stitching — built to outlast your Q4 enthusiasm \u003cbr\u003e🏷️ Tear-away label — irritation-free. Unlike your inbox. \u003cbr\u003e🏭 Printed \u0026amp; Shipped in the USA \u003cbr\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp class=\"font-claude-response-body break-words whitespace-normal leading-[1.7]\"\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eWear the frustration. Skip the therapy.\u003c\/strong\u003e 😎\u003c\/p\u003e","brand":"Printify","offers":[{"title":"Sport Grey \/ XS","offer_id":43173254987889,"sku":"32142442430741606035","price":29.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"White \/ XS","offer_id":43173255020657,"sku":"82688341651840281259","price":29.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Sport Grey \/ S","offer_id":43151380709489,"sku":"80666919150604935527","price":29.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"White \/ S","offer_id":43151380742257,"sku":"14220677538367161417","price":29.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Heather Red \/ S","offer_id":43173255053425,"sku":"27789015072852713315","price":29.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Natural \/ S","offer_id":43173255086193,"sku":"91947085064135900050","price":29.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Ice Grey \/ S","offer_id":43173255118961,"sku":"33800316980107380884","price":29.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Sand \/ S","offer_id":43173255151729,"sku":"12561942563663863374","price":29.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Sky \/ S","offer_id":43173255184497,"sku":"11541676456250478992","price":29.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Light Pink \/ S","offer_id":43151380906097,"sku":"12112736177460823120","price":29.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Sage \/ S","offer_id":43173255217265,"sku":"32988923118262161657","price":29.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Sport Grey \/ M","offer_id":43151380971633,"sku":"18663023431950870800","price":29.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"White \/ M","offer_id":43151381004401,"sku":"15887235102614137294","price":29.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Heather Red \/ M","offer_id":43173255250033,"sku":"25651459969700479367","price":29.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Natural \/ M","offer_id":43173255282801,"sku":"20010558870475717990","price":29.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Ice Grey \/ M","offer_id":43173255315569,"sku":"42820236434168907584","price":29.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Sand \/ M","offer_id":43173255348337,"sku":"91011129825183330217","price":29.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Sky \/ M","offer_id":43173255381105,"sku":"31542760076152761731","price":29.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Light Pink \/ M","offer_id":43151381168241,"sku":"31029457941585697870","price":29.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Sage \/ M","offer_id":43173255413873,"sku":"18814804474531760410","price":29.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Sport Grey \/ L","offer_id":43151381233777,"sku":"20216799429537222481","price":29.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"White \/ L","offer_id":43151381266545,"sku":"11915353196665238805","price":29.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Heather Red \/ L","offer_id":43173255446641,"sku":"32039336357743948619","price":29.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Natural \/ L","offer_id":43173255479409,"sku":"76818134297642056300","price":29.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Ice Grey \/ L","offer_id":43173255512177,"sku":"33207276497070252298","price":29.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Sand \/ L","offer_id":43173255544945,"sku":"18744867405169064626","price":29.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Sky \/ L","offer_id":43173255577713,"sku":"17410551619776610799","price":29.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Light Pink \/ L","offer_id":43151381430385,"sku":"79564707989497420644","price":29.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Sage \/ L","offer_id":43173255610481,"sku":"11050230196242854800","price":29.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Sport Grey \/ XL","offer_id":43151381495921,"sku":"29084048777016000306","price":29.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"White \/ XL","offer_id":43151381528689,"sku":"20236578323538897593","price":29.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Heather Red \/ XL","offer_id":43173255643249,"sku":"18654574274802792118","price":29.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Natural \/ XL","offer_id":43173255676017,"sku":"12933833531100897876","price":29.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Ice Grey \/ XL","offer_id":43173255708785,"sku":"42962433060517441763","price":29.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Sand \/ XL","offer_id":43173255741553,"sku":"18597801321384454306","price":29.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Sky \/ XL","offer_id":43173255774321,"sku":"87253309238491680085","price":29.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Light Pink \/ XL","offer_id":43151381692529,"sku":"22888817012673867955","price":29.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Sage \/ XL","offer_id":43173255807089,"sku":"55926870499602753043","price":29.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Sport Grey \/ 2XL","offer_id":43151381758065,"sku":"16600516437317996977","price":30.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"White \/ 2XL","offer_id":43151381790833,"sku":"27573038749623006858","price":30.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Heather Red \/ 2XL","offer_id":43173255839857,"sku":"49398537062682633047","price":30.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Natural \/ 2XL","offer_id":43173255872625,"sku":"23614236561203638543","price":30.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Ice Grey \/ 2XL","offer_id":43173255905393,"sku":"13943219994304145005","price":30.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Sand \/ 2XL","offer_id":43173255938161,"sku":"28233656889088730386","price":30.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Sky \/ 2XL","offer_id":43173255970929,"sku":"33078084370438234494","price":30.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Light Pink \/ 2XL","offer_id":43151381954673,"sku":"17130221956213527330","price":30.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Sage \/ 2XL","offer_id":43173256003697,"sku":"29704344434852519615","price":30.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Sport Grey \/ 3XL","offer_id":43173256036465,"sku":"26216367116599384498","price":31.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"White \/ 3XL","offer_id":43173256069233,"sku":"17748221143677350818","price":31.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Heather Red \/ 3XL","offer_id":43173256102001,"sku":"33924292001607270038","price":31.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Natural \/ 3XL","offer_id":43173256134769,"sku":"17519359766907515220","price":31.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Ice Grey \/ 3XL","offer_id":43173256167537,"sku":"19731492511633558814","price":31.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Sand \/ 3XL","offer_id":43173256200305,"sku":"26602025647451793459","price":31.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Sky \/ 3XL","offer_id":43173256233073,"sku":"27177119264730334656","price":31.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Light Pink \/ 3XL","offer_id":43151382085745,"sku":"47676721178099572117","price":31.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Sage \/ 3XL","offer_id":43173256265841,"sku":"18704815593551110035","price":31.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true}],"thumbnail_url":"\/\/cdn.shopify.com\/s\/files\/1\/0591\/5718\/4625\/files\/18380542184862654232_2048.jpg?v=1777229405"},{"product_id":"bare-minimum-enthusiast-t-shirt","title":"Bare minimum enthusiast T-Shirt","description":"\u003c!-- x-tinymce\/html --\u003e\u003cp class=\"font-claude-response-body break-words whitespace-normal leading-[1.7]\"\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eThe Shirt That Gets It\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp class=\"font-claude-response-body break-words whitespace-pre-wrap leading-[1.7]\"\u003e☕ Soft, lightweight \u0026amp; comfortable enough to survive back-to-back meeting\u003cbr\u003e📏 Unisex true-to-size fit — check the size chart, it's the one deadline worth meeting \u003cbr\u003e🪡 Solid: 100% ring-spun cotton — Heathers \u0026amp; Sport Grey vary by color \u003cbr\u003e⚖️ Light 4.5oz fabric — preshrunk so it looks the same Friday as it did Monday\u003cbr\u003e🧵 Double-needle stitching — built to outlast your Q4 enthusiasm \u003cbr\u003e🏷️ Tear-away label — irritation-free. Unlike your inbox. \u003cbr\u003e🏭 Printed \u0026amp; Shipped in the USA \u003cbr\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp class=\"font-claude-response-body break-words whitespace-normal leading-[1.7]\"\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eWear the frustration. Skip the therapy.\u003c\/strong\u003e 😎\u003c\/p\u003e","brand":"Printify","offers":[{"title":"Navy \/ XS","offer_id":43173472469105,"sku":"12639166184468208341","price":29.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Navy \/ S","offer_id":43173472632945,"sku":"27181332890871596252","price":29.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Navy \/ M","offer_id":43173472796785,"sku":"86371097657055164386","price":29.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Navy \/ L","offer_id":43173472960625,"sku":"22130233801781486232","price":29.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Navy \/ XL","offer_id":43173473124465,"sku":"33095751163022256478","price":29.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Navy \/ 2XL","offer_id":43173473288305,"sku":"18653072167785603785","price":30.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Navy \/ 3XL","offer_id":43173473452145,"sku":"19452621670261603774","price":31.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"White \/ XS","offer_id":43173472534641,"sku":"27195614631946184713","price":29.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"White \/ S","offer_id":43151383724145,"sku":"12619089450885879117","price":29.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"White \/ M","offer_id":43151383986289,"sku":"24634305657881128153","price":29.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"White \/ L","offer_id":43151384248433,"sku":"91550735630651094163","price":29.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"White \/ XL","offer_id":43151384510577,"sku":"28533966689308062431","price":29.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"White \/ 2XL","offer_id":43151384772721,"sku":"22890666176573484956","price":30.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"White \/ 3XL","offer_id":43173473517681,"sku":"29529257839047527661","price":31.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Charcoal \/ XS","offer_id":43173472403569,"sku":"20247712767742657392","price":29.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Charcoal \/ S","offer_id":43173472600177,"sku":"14743601416748521692","price":29.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Charcoal \/ M","offer_id":43173472764017,"sku":"62107518687658840442","price":29.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Charcoal \/ L","offer_id":43173472927857,"sku":"42093867488860114443","price":29.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Charcoal \/ XL","offer_id":43173473091697,"sku":"18847691785899638159","price":29.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Charcoal \/ 2XL","offer_id":43173473255537,"sku":"29428409444978631444","price":30.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Charcoal \/ 3XL","offer_id":43173473419377,"sku":"40292535785916599333","price":31.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Dark Heather \/ XS","offer_id":43173472436337,"sku":"17214774397625609634","price":29.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Dark Heather \/ S","offer_id":43151383789681,"sku":"54620755189099478725","price":29.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Dark Heather \/ M","offer_id":43151384051825,"sku":"20570026853916923230","price":29.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Dark Heather \/ L","offer_id":43151384313969,"sku":"15514981723075268867","price":29.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Dark Heather \/ XL","offer_id":43151384576113,"sku":"21844573952065472095","price":29.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Dark Heather \/ 2XL","offer_id":43151384838257,"sku":"83946324583220096307","price":30.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Dark Heather \/ 3XL","offer_id":43173473615985,"sku":"33152158620562017852","price":31.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Sport Grey \/ XS","offer_id":43173472501873,"sku":"21344555239839391856","price":29.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Sport Grey \/ S","offer_id":43151383691377,"sku":"16767613961591467377","price":29.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Sport Grey \/ M","offer_id":43151383953521,"sku":"27117674113883217190","price":29.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Sport Grey \/ L","offer_id":43151384215665,"sku":"22937764875230790000","price":29.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Sport Grey \/ XL","offer_id":43151384477809,"sku":"21789461955814253060","price":29.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Sport Grey \/ 2XL","offer_id":43151384739953,"sku":"16632231250544766862","price":30.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Sport Grey \/ 3XL","offer_id":43173473484913,"sku":"64299850739182537879","price":31.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Black \/ XS","offer_id":43173472567409,"sku":"31563892186093238671","price":29.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Black \/ S","offer_id":43151383756913,"sku":"26455603657647926260","price":29.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Black \/ M","offer_id":43151384019057,"sku":"32796011585781129564","price":29.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Black \/ L","offer_id":43151384281201,"sku":"16202458538010702097","price":29.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Black \/ XL","offer_id":43151384543345,"sku":"32120106960459101643","price":29.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Black \/ 2XL","offer_id":43151384805489,"sku":"20607921178364466005","price":30.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Black \/ 3XL","offer_id":43173473550449,"sku":"69877412786845045398","price":31.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Military Green \/ S","offer_id":43173472665713,"sku":"32619078863378598889","price":29.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Military Green \/ M","offer_id":43173472829553,"sku":"18971607050461072730","price":29.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Military Green \/ L","offer_id":43173472993393,"sku":"13534955039312528788","price":29.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Military Green \/ XL","offer_id":43173473157233,"sku":"16460478319734759896","price":29.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Military Green \/ 2XL","offer_id":43173473321073,"sku":"33353194475857940021","price":30.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Military Green \/ 3XL","offer_id":43173473583217,"sku":"78088196263875168736","price":31.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Sand \/ S","offer_id":43173472698481,"sku":"54919768335168802418","price":29.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Sand \/ M","offer_id":43173472862321,"sku":"32531542126811340320","price":29.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Sand \/ L","offer_id":43173473026161,"sku":"20917463324057805828","price":29.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Sand \/ XL","offer_id":43173473190001,"sku":"16361924999181592147","price":29.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Sand \/ 2XL","offer_id":43173473353841,"sku":"44744992995064381106","price":30.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Sand \/ 3XL","offer_id":43173473648753,"sku":"15717901617084917567","price":31.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Sky \/ S","offer_id":43173472731249,"sku":"11685836529315724607","price":29.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Sky \/ M","offer_id":43173472895089,"sku":"11431510431554561529","price":29.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Sky \/ L","offer_id":43173473058929,"sku":"25949248234322250143","price":29.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Sky \/ XL","offer_id":43173473222769,"sku":"25419641442847991446","price":29.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Sky \/ 2XL","offer_id":43173473386609,"sku":"61467299794796376607","price":30.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Sky \/ 3XL","offer_id":43173473681521,"sku":"11644345500917790766","price":31.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true}],"thumbnail_url":"\/\/cdn.shopify.com\/s\/files\/1\/0591\/5718\/4625\/files\/16125902809294410589_2048.jpg?v=1777259009"},{"product_id":"bare-minimum-enthusiast-2-t-shirt","title":"Bare minimum enthusiast 2 T-Shirt","description":"\u003c!-- x-tinymce\/html --\u003e\u003cp class=\"font-claude-response-body break-words whitespace-normal leading-[1.7]\"\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eThe Shirt That Gets It\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp class=\"font-claude-response-body break-words whitespace-pre-wrap leading-[1.7]\"\u003e☕ Soft, lightweight \u0026amp; comfortable enough to survive back-to-back meeting\u003cbr\u003e📏 Unisex true-to-size fit — check the size chart, it's the one deadline worth meeting \u003cbr\u003e🪡 Solid: 100% ring-spun cotton — Heathers \u0026amp; Sport Grey vary by color \u003cbr\u003e⚖️ Light 4.5oz fabric — preshrunk so it looks the same Friday as it did Monday\u003cbr\u003e🧵 Double-needle stitching — built to outlast your Q4 enthusiasm \u003cbr\u003e🏷️ Tear-away label — irritation-free. Unlike your inbox. \u003cbr\u003e🏭 Printed \u0026amp; Shipped in the USA \u003cbr\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp class=\"font-claude-response-body break-words whitespace-normal leading-[1.7]\"\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eWear the frustration. Skip the therapy.\u003c\/strong\u003e 😎\u003c\/p\u003e","brand":"Printify","offers":[{"title":"Sand \/ S","offer_id":43173478137969,"sku":"74470855297639432713","price":29.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Sand \/ M","offer_id":43173478301809,"sku":"11616115734307727352","price":29.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Sand \/ L","offer_id":43173478465649,"sku":"62369938339758852357","price":29.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Sand \/ XL","offer_id":43173478629489,"sku":"11453392125445010093","price":29.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Sand \/ 2XL","offer_id":43173478793329,"sku":"24959961026805811410","price":30.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Sand \/ 3XL","offer_id":43173479088241,"sku":"75254223668345115125","price":31.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"White \/ XS","offer_id":43173477974129,"sku":"33964196468528919514","price":29.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"White \/ S","offer_id":43151388082289,"sku":"36737239115287137745","price":29.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"White \/ M","offer_id":43151388344433,"sku":"26769788780498511835","price":29.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"White \/ L","offer_id":43151388606577,"sku":"23976001872313389053","price":29.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"White \/ XL","offer_id":43151388868721,"sku":"21411677737583964290","price":29.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"White \/ 2XL","offer_id":43151389130865,"sku":"19654608075978435899","price":30.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"White \/ 3XL","offer_id":43173478957169,"sku":"15497511607887244178","price":31.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Navy \/ XS","offer_id":43173477908593,"sku":"11145641841312378322","price":29.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Navy \/ S","offer_id":43173478072433,"sku":"16993886878337751882","price":29.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Navy \/ M","offer_id":43173478236273,"sku":"11443637099280900182","price":29.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Navy \/ L","offer_id":43173478400113,"sku":"14246487124375111835","price":29.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Navy \/ XL","offer_id":43173478563953,"sku":"19591277806538835622","price":29.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Navy \/ 2XL","offer_id":43173478727793,"sku":"19712018607477937331","price":30.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Navy \/ 3XL","offer_id":43173478891633,"sku":"33593197349083011541","price":31.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Charcoal \/ XS","offer_id":43173477843057,"sku":"27746538879015313313","price":29.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Charcoal \/ S","offer_id":43173478039665,"sku":"19596346692758563790","price":29.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Charcoal \/ M","offer_id":43173478203505,"sku":"28703569080341137544","price":29.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Charcoal \/ L","offer_id":43173478367345,"sku":"18099197308673591043","price":29.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Charcoal \/ XL","offer_id":43173478531185,"sku":"26888856582870253566","price":29.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Charcoal \/ 2XL","offer_id":43173478695025,"sku":"31188949664516283550","price":30.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Charcoal \/ 3XL","offer_id":43173478858865,"sku":"33931341196622310790","price":31.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Dark Heather \/ XS","offer_id":43173477875825,"sku":"57528279686194493239","price":29.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Dark Heather \/ S","offer_id":43151388147825,"sku":"27454687838716082433","price":29.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Dark Heather \/ M","offer_id":43151388409969,"sku":"73753625030149405692","price":29.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Dark Heather \/ L","offer_id":43151388672113,"sku":"82340896101633343245","price":29.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Dark Heather \/ XL","offer_id":43151388934257,"sku":"62818067816100069087","price":29.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Dark Heather \/ 2XL","offer_id":43151389196401,"sku":"14063427626123799632","price":30.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Dark Heather \/ 3XL","offer_id":43173479055473,"sku":"29234164257506228142","price":31.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Sport Grey \/ XS","offer_id":43173477941361,"sku":"27089609758424708924","price":29.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Sport Grey \/ S","offer_id":43151388049521,"sku":"57928221162184561362","price":29.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Sport Grey \/ M","offer_id":43151388311665,"sku":"30155437439608334447","price":29.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Sport Grey \/ L","offer_id":43151388573809,"sku":"59797712081937074456","price":29.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Sport Grey \/ XL","offer_id":43151388835953,"sku":"32325549408981562163","price":29.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Sport Grey \/ 2XL","offer_id":43151389098097,"sku":"11491140926650498384","price":30.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Sport Grey \/ 3XL","offer_id":43173478924401,"sku":"13601723621077805801","price":31.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Black \/ XS","offer_id":43173478006897,"sku":"30877202424228823594","price":29.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Black \/ S","offer_id":43151388115057,"sku":"32459091322750866673","price":29.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Black \/ M","offer_id":43151388377201,"sku":"16245448784155431548","price":29.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Black \/ L","offer_id":43151388639345,"sku":"21446733591358024665","price":29.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Black \/ XL","offer_id":43151388901489,"sku":"30743506680994660766","price":29.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Black \/ 2XL","offer_id":43151389163633,"sku":"14115537817791774112","price":30.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Black \/ 3XL","offer_id":43173478989937,"sku":"12812158248847535822","price":31.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Military Green \/ S","offer_id":43173478105201,"sku":"10728404551777532800","price":29.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Military Green \/ M","offer_id":43173478269041,"sku":"27779050323028535451","price":29.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Military Green \/ L","offer_id":43173478432881,"sku":"10250400666723646107","price":29.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Military Green \/ XL","offer_id":43173478596721,"sku":"23222562942152477558","price":29.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Military Green \/ 2XL","offer_id":43173478760561,"sku":"24402289256417061062","price":30.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Military Green \/ 3XL","offer_id":43173479022705,"sku":"20174381210762996030","price":31.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Sky \/ S","offer_id":43173478170737,"sku":"84908329234964732430","price":29.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Sky \/ M","offer_id":43173478334577,"sku":"31734437386642238555","price":29.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Sky \/ L","offer_id":43173478498417,"sku":"18396118268516625793","price":29.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Sky \/ XL","offer_id":43173478662257,"sku":"17761593845920286985","price":29.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Sky \/ 2XL","offer_id":43173478826097,"sku":"10899365742970266114","price":30.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Sky \/ 3XL","offer_id":43173479121009,"sku":"19867760666444883653","price":31.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true}],"thumbnail_url":"\/\/cdn.shopify.com\/s\/files\/1\/0591\/5718\/4625\/files\/10786737343320167332_2048.jpg?v=1777258913"},{"product_id":"stop-looping-me-in-t-shirt","title":"Stop Looping me in T-Shirt","description":"\u003c!-- x-tinymce\/html --\u003e\u003cp class=\"font-claude-response-body break-words whitespace-normal leading-[1.7]\"\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eThe Shirt That Gets It\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp class=\"font-claude-response-body break-words whitespace-pre-wrap leading-[1.7]\"\u003e☕ Soft, lightweight \u0026amp; comfortable enough to survive back-to-back meeting\u003cbr\u003e📏 Unisex true-to-size fit — check the size chart, it's the one deadline worth meeting \u003cbr\u003e🪡 Solid: 100% ring-spun cotton — Heathers \u0026amp; Sport Grey vary by color \u003cbr\u003e⚖️ Light 4.5oz fabric — preshrunk so it looks the same Friday as it did Monday\u003cbr\u003e🧵 Double-needle stitching — built to outlast your Q4 enthusiasm \u003cbr\u003e🏷️ Tear-away label — irritation-free. Unlike your inbox. \u003cbr\u003e🏭 Printed \u0026amp; Shipped in the USA \u003cbr\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp class=\"font-claude-response-body break-words whitespace-normal leading-[1.7]\"\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eWear the frustration. Skip the therapy.\u003c\/strong\u003e 😎\u003c\/p\u003e","brand":"Printify","offers":[{"title":"Navy \/ XS","offer_id":43174164037745,"sku":"27148652644435136932","price":29.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Navy \/ S","offer_id":43174164201585,"sku":"17959746549278278064","price":29.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Navy \/ M","offer_id":43174164398193,"sku":"50401035995908186090","price":29.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Navy \/ L","offer_id":43174164594801,"sku":"15461633917072010560","price":29.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Navy \/ XL","offer_id":43174164791409,"sku":"30800537870150878083","price":29.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Navy \/ 2XL","offer_id":43174164988017,"sku":"83174597462217123050","price":30.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Navy \/ 3XL","offer_id":43174165184625,"sku":"26079456870134629381","price":31.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Charcoal \/ XS","offer_id":43174164004977,"sku":"12255410741632765766","price":29.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Charcoal \/ S","offer_id":43174164168817,"sku":"41830814489503158585","price":29.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Charcoal \/ M","offer_id":43174164365425,"sku":"29682462517395665450","price":29.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Charcoal \/ L","offer_id":43174164562033,"sku":"84055229815674697481","price":29.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Charcoal \/ XL","offer_id":43174164758641,"sku":"23330804590730239473","price":29.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Charcoal \/ 2XL","offer_id":43174164955249,"sku":"16708665213753669854","price":30.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Charcoal \/ 3XL","offer_id":43174165151857,"sku":"29245056142492500475","price":31.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Sport Grey \/ XS","offer_id":43174164070513,"sku":"31905271321641817223","price":29.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Sport Grey \/ S","offer_id":43151413051505,"sku":"30567738017028702695","price":29.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Sport Grey \/ M","offer_id":43151413313649,"sku":"22089042444259371363","price":29.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Sport Grey \/ L","offer_id":43151413575793,"sku":"23629101913563394634","price":29.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Sport Grey \/ XL","offer_id":43151413837937,"sku":"28521976183426053019","price":29.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Sport Grey \/ 2XL","offer_id":43151414100081,"sku":"23956897535800075130","price":30.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Sport Grey \/ 3XL","offer_id":43174165217393,"sku":"15009235770219797845","price":31.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"White \/ XS","offer_id":43174164103281,"sku":"32012930795406372896","price":29.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"White \/ S","offer_id":43151413084273,"sku":"10186888499516350315","price":29.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"White \/ M","offer_id":43151413346417,"sku":"26738807469773753032","price":29.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"White \/ L","offer_id":43151413608561,"sku":"21523718548110402348","price":29.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"White \/ XL","offer_id":43151413870705,"sku":"53119742591733502809","price":29.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"White \/ 2XL","offer_id":43151414132849,"sku":"23005547524705792770","price":30.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"White \/ 3XL","offer_id":43174165250161,"sku":"24046937678764532343","price":31.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Black \/ XS","offer_id":43174164136049,"sku":"11044153317414077314","price":29.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Black \/ S","offer_id":43151413117041,"sku":"25193914760405311081","price":29.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Black \/ M","offer_id":43151413379185,"sku":"91008966479467982520","price":29.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Black \/ L","offer_id":43151413641329,"sku":"22887543075133731861","price":29.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Black \/ XL","offer_id":43151413903473,"sku":"15341154409459783934","price":29.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Black \/ 2XL","offer_id":43151414165617,"sku":"29894669567430034675","price":30.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Black \/ 3XL","offer_id":43174165282929,"sku":"17084090763036105818","price":31.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Military Green \/ S","offer_id":43174164234353,"sku":"19297201548585914424","price":29.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Military Green \/ M","offer_id":43174164430961,"sku":"39339539087124365284","price":29.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Military Green \/ L","offer_id":43174164627569,"sku":"21816244830311065256","price":29.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Military Green \/ XL","offer_id":43174164824177,"sku":"46389058940088926779","price":29.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Military Green \/ 2XL","offer_id":43174165020785,"sku":"10250436268111970237","price":30.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Military Green \/ 3XL","offer_id":43174165315697,"sku":"30516101020905796061","price":31.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Sand \/ S","offer_id":43174164267121,"sku":"18327927657795582767","price":29.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Sand \/ M","offer_id":43174164463729,"sku":"27878210427219500130","price":29.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Sand \/ L","offer_id":43174164660337,"sku":"30559018283157401680","price":29.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Sand \/ XL","offer_id":43174164856945,"sku":"22732236691939377105","price":29.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Sand \/ 2XL","offer_id":43174165053553,"sku":"44343485241301903358","price":30.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Sand \/ 3XL","offer_id":43174165348465,"sku":"97056457042477657875","price":31.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Sky \/ S","offer_id":43174164299889,"sku":"32635131024181083943","price":29.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Sky \/ M","offer_id":43174164496497,"sku":"16212710906696699813","price":29.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Sky \/ L","offer_id":43174164693105,"sku":"19606531091370860683","price":29.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Sky \/ XL","offer_id":43174164889713,"sku":"29314686801600222204","price":29.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Sky \/ 2XL","offer_id":43174165086321,"sku":"66181472136726176267","price":30.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Sky \/ 3XL","offer_id":43174165381233,"sku":"15323458576995798781","price":31.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Sage \/ S","offer_id":43174164332657,"sku":"16463060337991216685","price":29.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Sage \/ M","offer_id":43174164529265,"sku":"32682529258324415379","price":29.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Sage \/ L","offer_id":43174164725873,"sku":"30922644626710851409","price":29.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Sage \/ XL","offer_id":43174164922481,"sku":"11905245839499193010","price":29.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Sage \/ 2XL","offer_id":43174165119089,"sku":"27472837211229737667","price":30.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Sage \/ 3XL","offer_id":43174165414001,"sku":"17896380490062952881","price":31.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true}],"thumbnail_url":"\/\/cdn.shopify.com\/s\/files\/1\/0591\/5718\/4625\/files\/4557526136390126822_2048.jpg?v=1777301084"},{"product_id":"stop-looping-me-in-2-t-shirt","title":"Stop Looping me in 2 T-Shirt","description":"\u003c!-- x-tinymce\/html --\u003e\u003cp class=\"font-claude-response-body break-words whitespace-normal leading-[1.7]\"\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eThe Shirt That Gets It\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp class=\"font-claude-response-body break-words whitespace-pre-wrap leading-[1.7]\"\u003e☕ Soft, lightweight \u0026amp; comfortable enough to survive back-to-back meeting\u003cbr\u003e📏 Unisex true-to-size fit — check the size chart, it's the one deadline worth meeting \u003cbr\u003e🪡 Solid: 100% ring-spun cotton — Heathers \u0026amp; Sport Grey vary by color \u003cbr\u003e⚖️ Light 4.5oz fabric — preshrunk so it looks the same Friday as it did Monday\u003cbr\u003e🧵 Double-needle stitching — built to outlast your Q4 enthusiasm \u003cbr\u003e🏷️ Tear-away label — irritation-free. Unlike your inbox. \u003cbr\u003e🏭 Printed \u0026amp; Shipped in the USA \u003cbr\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp class=\"font-claude-response-body break-words whitespace-normal leading-[1.7]\"\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eWear the frustration. Skip the therapy.\u003c\/strong\u003e 😎\u003c\/p\u003e","brand":"Printify","offers":[{"title":"Sand \/ S","offer_id":43174182420593,"sku":"13284418712295783710","price":29.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Sand \/ M","offer_id":43174182617201,"sku":"17610396403500802129","price":29.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Sand \/ L","offer_id":43174182813809,"sku":"22619576045310615033","price":29.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Sand \/ XL","offer_id":43174183010417,"sku":"11357178355901095853","price":29.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Sand \/ 2XL","offer_id":43174183207025,"sku":"23611476877907442974","price":30.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Sand \/ 3XL","offer_id":43174183534705,"sku":"58130607021908139868","price":31.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Sage \/ S","offer_id":43174182486129,"sku":"26400907317479165082","price":29.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Sage \/ M","offer_id":43174182682737,"sku":"10563602277357372706","price":29.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Sage \/ L","offer_id":43174182879345,"sku":"48199339583292489945","price":29.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Sage \/ XL","offer_id":43174183075953,"sku":"15606234059113501882","price":29.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Sage \/ 2XL","offer_id":43174183272561,"sku":"26205286991591724121","price":30.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Sage \/ 3XL","offer_id":43174183600241,"sku":"23313234551354627673","price":31.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Sky \/ S","offer_id":43174182453361,"sku":"22072088599116548924","price":29.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Sky \/ M","offer_id":43174182649969,"sku":"24961053712084191521","price":29.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Sky \/ L","offer_id":43174182846577,"sku":"32011014156013065293","price":29.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Sky \/ XL","offer_id":43174183043185,"sku":"79999120315012388948","price":29.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Sky \/ 2XL","offer_id":43174183239793,"sku":"31572344798580638419","price":30.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Sky \/ 3XL","offer_id":43174183567473,"sku":"17722308441720709103","price":31.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"White \/ XS","offer_id":43174182256753,"sku":"47791275315183956966","price":29.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"White \/ S","offer_id":43151439954033,"sku":"26189417024948059221","price":29.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"White \/ M","offer_id":43151440216177,"sku":"23191081775727983754","price":29.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"White \/ L","offer_id":43151440478321,"sku":"52578702816463958202","price":29.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"White \/ XL","offer_id":43151440740465,"sku":"20344689484639365040","price":29.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"White \/ 2XL","offer_id":43151441002609,"sku":"17732159772989520400","price":30.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"White \/ 3XL","offer_id":43174183403633,"sku":"42646053865113823596","price":31.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Charcoal \/ XS","offer_id":43174182125681,"sku":"56210643620291071708","price":29.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Charcoal \/ S","offer_id":43174182322289,"sku":"10146379986118312317","price":29.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Charcoal \/ M","offer_id":43174182518897,"sku":"30961160641256842089","price":29.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Charcoal \/ L","offer_id":43174182715505,"sku":"31936020881645282570","price":29.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Charcoal \/ XL","offer_id":43174182912113,"sku":"70504972081516953027","price":29.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Charcoal \/ 2XL","offer_id":43174183108721,"sku":"31421651259189309308","price":30.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Charcoal \/ 3XL","offer_id":43174183305329,"sku":"33414146406151119138","price":31.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Dark Heather \/ XS","offer_id":43174182158449,"sku":"22657849023551839161","price":29.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Dark Heather \/ S","offer_id":43151440019569,"sku":"29544169223639259700","price":29.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Dark Heather \/ M","offer_id":43151440281713,"sku":"76788974109349471438","price":29.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Dark Heather \/ L","offer_id":43151440543857,"sku":"26360415135969444397","price":29.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Dark Heather \/ XL","offer_id":43151440806001,"sku":"26219424649823947051","price":29.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Dark Heather \/ 2XL","offer_id":43151441068145,"sku":"39339366808709117670","price":30.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Dark Heather \/ 3XL","offer_id":43174183501937,"sku":"17617086555873234941","price":31.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Navy \/ XS","offer_id":43174182191217,"sku":"14245553937124609903","price":29.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Navy \/ S","offer_id":43174182355057,"sku":"24451378160288654798","price":29.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Navy \/ M","offer_id":43174182551665,"sku":"30938461163952547745","price":29.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Navy \/ L","offer_id":43174182748273,"sku":"99801486300130165811","price":29.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Navy \/ XL","offer_id":43174182944881,"sku":"21677451369435017113","price":29.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Navy \/ 2XL","offer_id":43174183141489,"sku":"29025984536131455052","price":30.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Navy \/ 3XL","offer_id":43174183338097,"sku":"33574313382484967340","price":31.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Sport Grey \/ XS","offer_id":43174182223985,"sku":"64184541471614482778","price":29.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Sport Grey \/ S","offer_id":43151439921265,"sku":"45032375827269918467","price":29.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Sport Grey \/ M","offer_id":43151440183409,"sku":"14922606236435835360","price":29.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Sport Grey \/ L","offer_id":43151440445553,"sku":"31436062233264133554","price":29.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Sport Grey \/ XL","offer_id":43151440707697,"sku":"16237491625094500044","price":29.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Sport Grey \/ 2XL","offer_id":43151440969841,"sku":"17548726694335161125","price":30.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Sport Grey \/ 3XL","offer_id":43174183370865,"sku":"29223507915112761559","price":31.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Black \/ XS","offer_id":43174182289521,"sku":"39475026734267231315","price":29.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Black \/ S","offer_id":43151439986801,"sku":"11814883560255001445","price":29.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Black \/ M","offer_id":43151440248945,"sku":"10880736983250012432","price":29.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Black \/ L","offer_id":43151440511089,"sku":"12968195039505537967","price":29.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Black \/ XL","offer_id":43151440773233,"sku":"96520936394212238415","price":29.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Black \/ 2XL","offer_id":43151441035377,"sku":"33762954570174907384","price":30.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Black \/ 3XL","offer_id":43174183436401,"sku":"14532037017472658783","price":31.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Military Green \/ S","offer_id":43174182387825,"sku":"30340493953620732194","price":29.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Military Green \/ M","offer_id":43174182584433,"sku":"23830965148230459961","price":29.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Military Green \/ L","offer_id":43174182781041,"sku":"31872415421229673286","price":29.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Military Green \/ XL","offer_id":43174182977649,"sku":"17606947785914619210","price":29.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Military Green \/ 2XL","offer_id":43174183174257,"sku":"49207185732749436584","price":30.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Military Green \/ 3XL","offer_id":43174183469169,"sku":"10514186356793007168","price":31.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true}],"thumbnail_url":"\/\/cdn.shopify.com\/s\/files\/1\/0591\/5718\/4625\/files\/9320158532862002169_2048.jpg?v=1777301873"},{"product_id":"following-up-on-my-will-to-live-t-shirt","title":"Following up on my will to live T-Shirt","description":"\u003c!-- x-tinymce\/html --\u003e\u003cp class=\"font-claude-response-body break-words whitespace-normal leading-[1.7]\"\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eThe Shirt That Gets It\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp class=\"font-claude-response-body break-words whitespace-pre-wrap leading-[1.7]\"\u003e☕ Soft, lightweight \u0026amp; comfortable enough to survive back-to-back meeting\u003cbr\u003e📏 Unisex true-to-size fit — check the size chart, it's the one deadline worth meeting \u003cbr\u003e🪡 Solid: 100% ring-spun cotton — Heathers \u0026amp; Sport Grey vary by color \u003cbr\u003e⚖️ Light 4.5oz fabric — preshrunk so it looks the same Friday as it did Monday\u003cbr\u003e🧵 Double-needle stitching — built to outlast your Q4 enthusiasm \u003cbr\u003e🏷️ Tear-away label — irritation-free. Unlike your inbox. \u003cbr\u003e🏭 Printed \u0026amp; Shipped in the USA \u003cbr\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp class=\"font-claude-response-body break-words whitespace-normal leading-[1.7]\"\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eWear the frustration. Skip the therapy.\u003c\/strong\u003e 😎\u003c\/p\u003e","brand":"Printify","offers":[{"title":"Sky \/ S","offer_id":43179205034097,"sku":"30274605096229010778","price":29.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Sky \/ M","offer_id":43179205230705,"sku":"76484683145292536611","price":29.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Sky \/ L","offer_id":43179205427313,"sku":"56676057869981657161","price":29.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Sky \/ XL","offer_id":43179205623921,"sku":"32298589626739845781","price":29.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Sky \/ 2XL","offer_id":43179205820529,"sku":"57774394385582408504","price":30.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Sky \/ 3XL","offer_id":43179206148209,"sku":"23313157572944430693","price":31.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Charcoal \/ XS","offer_id":43179204706417,"sku":"19875385685433341363","price":29.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Charcoal \/ S","offer_id":43179204903025,"sku":"14995264324359589831","price":29.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Charcoal \/ M","offer_id":43179205099633,"sku":"30851550325087971552","price":29.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Charcoal \/ L","offer_id":43179205296241,"sku":"54834809018042005782","price":29.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Charcoal \/ XL","offer_id":43179205492849,"sku":"31765186443725548317","price":29.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Charcoal \/ 2XL","offer_id":43179205689457,"sku":"23357985910151044204","price":30.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Charcoal \/ 3XL","offer_id":43179205886065,"sku":"28064006543454210409","price":31.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Dark Heather \/ XS","offer_id":43179204739185,"sku":"19043172423893110374","price":29.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Dark Heather \/ S","offer_id":43151443427441,"sku":"12348288169056463803","price":29.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Dark Heather \/ M","offer_id":43151443689585,"sku":"13915803624175493722","price":29.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Dark Heather \/ L","offer_id":43151443951729,"sku":"83137535842166901522","price":29.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Dark Heather \/ XL","offer_id":43151444213873,"sku":"25949869988300612491","price":29.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Dark Heather \/ 2XL","offer_id":43151444476017,"sku":"25759049558255193226","price":30.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Dark Heather \/ 3XL","offer_id":43179206082673,"sku":"13232396462251758863","price":31.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Navy \/ XS","offer_id":43179204771953,"sku":"10417675002962791795","price":29.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Navy \/ S","offer_id":43179204935793,"sku":"15150629682030745576","price":29.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Navy \/ M","offer_id":43179205132401,"sku":"24872269091874309530","price":29.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Navy \/ L","offer_id":43179205329009,"sku":"29928942324461051038","price":29.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Navy \/ XL","offer_id":43179205525617,"sku":"39458085605146941149","price":29.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Navy \/ 2XL","offer_id":43179205722225,"sku":"31768837073534771333","price":30.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Navy \/ 3XL","offer_id":43179205918833,"sku":"22946427823070787353","price":31.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Sport Grey \/ XS","offer_id":43179204804721,"sku":"94703990147767561065","price":29.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Sport Grey \/ S","offer_id":43151443329137,"sku":"31509635431430213900","price":29.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Sport Grey \/ M","offer_id":43151443591281,"sku":"97068322711351004226","price":29.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Sport Grey \/ L","offer_id":43151443853425,"sku":"70958007128845233250","price":29.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Sport Grey \/ XL","offer_id":43151444115569,"sku":"11501670234341860366","price":29.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Sport Grey \/ 2XL","offer_id":43151444377713,"sku":"27840989621929257801","price":30.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Sport Grey \/ 3XL","offer_id":43179205951601,"sku":"13556620676021893170","price":31.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"White \/ XS","offer_id":43179204837489,"sku":"19987925322599742473","price":29.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"White \/ S","offer_id":43151443361905,"sku":"88789135808117440120","price":29.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"White \/ M","offer_id":43151443624049,"sku":"14317428182513172830","price":29.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"White \/ L","offer_id":43151443886193,"sku":"24957067878923284998","price":29.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"White \/ XL","offer_id":43151444148337,"sku":"28790325459749387100","price":29.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"White \/ 2XL","offer_id":43151444410481,"sku":"22887636700089787998","price":30.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"White \/ 3XL","offer_id":43179205984369,"sku":"21596855670619573830","price":31.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Black \/ XS","offer_id":43179204870257,"sku":"53046463400798552306","price":29.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Black \/ S","offer_id":43151443394673,"sku":"21252962916298117324","price":29.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Black \/ M","offer_id":43151443656817,"sku":"29220374702258198268","price":29.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Black \/ L","offer_id":43151443918961,"sku":"97353685437015501723","price":29.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Black \/ XL","offer_id":43151444181105,"sku":"24225834111992667033","price":29.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Black \/ 2XL","offer_id":43151444443249,"sku":"71235487809651533591","price":30.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Black \/ 3XL","offer_id":43179206017137,"sku":"84916338689117154819","price":31.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Military Green \/ S","offer_id":43179204968561,"sku":"15836394883914259927","price":29.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Military Green \/ M","offer_id":43179205165169,"sku":"31263457661104329505","price":29.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Military Green \/ L","offer_id":43179205361777,"sku":"21249634167215818337","price":29.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Military Green \/ XL","offer_id":43179205558385,"sku":"22053874361187121053","price":29.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Military Green \/ 2XL","offer_id":43179205754993,"sku":"13859149420103593369","price":30.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Military Green \/ 3XL","offer_id":43179206049905,"sku":"79212701158018033532","price":31.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Sand \/ S","offer_id":43179205001329,"sku":"31354277391859308422","price":29.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Sand \/ M","offer_id":43179205197937,"sku":"14289848160582351214","price":29.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Sand \/ L","offer_id":43179205394545,"sku":"13784154962435279241","price":29.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Sand \/ XL","offer_id":43179205591153,"sku":"31401713120808753057","price":29.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Sand \/ 2XL","offer_id":43179205787761,"sku":"34567287062253612303","price":30.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Sand \/ 3XL","offer_id":43179206115441,"sku":"20358573080878584289","price":31.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Sage \/ S","offer_id":43179205066865,"sku":"23243904459650231055","price":29.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Sage \/ M","offer_id":43179205263473,"sku":"22247846180690283774","price":29.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Sage \/ L","offer_id":43179205460081,"sku":"30208242964435357630","price":29.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Sage \/ XL","offer_id":43179205656689,"sku":"59341923380047175859","price":29.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Sage \/ 2XL","offer_id":43179205853297,"sku":"12769647306520475446","price":30.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Sage \/ 3XL","offer_id":43179206180977,"sku":"14841391567593857087","price":31.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true}],"thumbnail_url":"\/\/cdn.shopify.com\/s\/files\/1\/0591\/5718\/4625\/files\/2019618909903364059_2048.jpg?v=1777384039"},{"product_id":"following-up-on-my-will-to-live-2-t-shirt","title":"Following up on my will to live 2 T-Shirt","description":"\u003c!-- x-tinymce\/html --\u003e\u003cp class=\"font-claude-response-body break-words whitespace-normal leading-[1.7]\"\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eThe Shirt That Gets It\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp class=\"font-claude-response-body break-words whitespace-pre-wrap leading-[1.7]\"\u003e☕ Soft, lightweight \u0026amp; comfortable enough to survive back-to-back meeting\u003cbr\u003e📏 Unisex true-to-size fit — check the size chart, it's the one deadline worth meeting \u003cbr\u003e🪡 Solid: 100% ring-spun cotton — Heathers \u0026amp; Sport Grey vary by color \u003cbr\u003e⚖️ Light 4.5oz fabric — preshrunk so it looks the same Friday as it did Monday\u003cbr\u003e🧵 Double-needle stitching — built to outlast your Q4 enthusiasm \u003cbr\u003e🏷️ Tear-away label — irritation-free. Unlike your inbox. \u003cbr\u003e🏭 Printed \u0026amp; Shipped in the USA \u003cbr\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp class=\"font-claude-response-body break-words whitespace-normal leading-[1.7]\"\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eWear the frustration. Skip the therapy.\u003c\/strong\u003e 😎\u003c\/p\u003e","brand":"Printify","offers":[{"title":"Charcoal \/ XS","offer_id":43179207032945,"sku":"12430674483500006137","price":29.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Dark Heather \/ XS","offer_id":43179207065713,"sku":"13651935098227774956","price":29.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Navy \/ XS","offer_id":43179207098481,"sku":"31904111655324200256","price":29.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Sport Grey \/ XS","offer_id":43179207131249,"sku":"12554631341139521253","price":29.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"White \/ XS","offer_id":43179207164017,"sku":"51926377603471420296","price":29.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Black \/ XS","offer_id":43179207196785,"sku":"84118579696005197051","price":29.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Charcoal \/ S","offer_id":43179207229553,"sku":"14790141637655032807","price":29.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Navy \/ S","offer_id":43179207262321,"sku":"24414304275543079875","price":29.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Sport Grey \/ S","offer_id":43151495987313,"sku":"27957457452342683968","price":29.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"White \/ S","offer_id":43151496020081,"sku":"82743790882983961364","price":29.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Black \/ S","offer_id":43151496052849,"sku":"29591285424153081779","price":29.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Military Green \/ S","offer_id":43179207295089,"sku":"25090524976388560920","price":29.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Dark Heather \/ S","offer_id":43151496085617,"sku":"33877136861113512314","price":29.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Sand \/ S","offer_id":43179207327857,"sku":"12168809096764030884","price":29.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Sky \/ S","offer_id":43179207360625,"sku":"27825523355518359213","price":29.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Sage \/ S","offer_id":43179207393393,"sku":"29042183517694844076","price":29.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Charcoal \/ M","offer_id":43179207426161,"sku":"76859424731092329493","price":29.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Navy \/ M","offer_id":43179207458929,"sku":"17114781634025386470","price":29.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Sport Grey \/ M","offer_id":43151496282225,"sku":"31268839402297658659","price":29.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"White \/ M","offer_id":43151496314993,"sku":"17495194394247602223","price":29.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Black \/ M","offer_id":43151496347761,"sku":"18141625308112859566","price":29.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Military Green \/ M","offer_id":43179207491697,"sku":"92809046295763888361","price":29.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Dark Heather \/ M","offer_id":43151496380529,"sku":"89896218608844964403","price":29.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Sand \/ M","offer_id":43179207524465,"sku":"31888768009198164969","price":29.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Sky \/ M","offer_id":43179207557233,"sku":"80997427968217944605","price":29.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Sage \/ M","offer_id":43179207590001,"sku":"29297749530324297071","price":29.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Charcoal \/ L","offer_id":43179207622769,"sku":"18172033855619415261","price":29.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Navy \/ L","offer_id":43179207655537,"sku":"19567517985834208283","price":29.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Sport Grey \/ L","offer_id":43151496577137,"sku":"40875563403827684303","price":29.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"White \/ L","offer_id":43151496609905,"sku":"41341918446977663291","price":29.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Black \/ L","offer_id":43151496642673,"sku":"16826933075451201586","price":29.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Military Green \/ L","offer_id":43179207688305,"sku":"29336406578203242035","price":29.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Dark Heather \/ L","offer_id":43151496675441,"sku":"31576217399863826148","price":29.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Sand \/ L","offer_id":43179207721073,"sku":"99584685244780858255","price":29.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Sky \/ L","offer_id":43179207753841,"sku":"20305875158482217085","price":29.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Sage \/ L","offer_id":43179207786609,"sku":"70636946296708050628","price":29.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Charcoal \/ XL","offer_id":43179207819377,"sku":"28905416203046518320","price":29.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Navy \/ XL","offer_id":43179207852145,"sku":"12191736597612448877","price":29.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Sport Grey \/ XL","offer_id":43151496872049,"sku":"30632017772034138085","price":29.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"White \/ XL","offer_id":43151496904817,"sku":"76384422099422414469","price":29.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Black \/ XL","offer_id":43151496937585,"sku":"32183809536422896667","price":29.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Military Green \/ XL","offer_id":43179207884913,"sku":"58839438471388435201","price":29.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Dark Heather \/ XL","offer_id":43151496970353,"sku":"23401262372579139223","price":29.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Sand \/ XL","offer_id":43179207917681,"sku":"19391906662359325313","price":29.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Sky \/ XL","offer_id":43179207950449,"sku":"63757159622788390999","price":29.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Sage \/ XL","offer_id":43179207983217,"sku":"29401183404842015394","price":29.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Charcoal \/ 2XL","offer_id":43179208015985,"sku":"19576212507613439497","price":30.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Navy \/ 2XL","offer_id":43179208048753,"sku":"30258549731012205939","price":30.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Sport Grey \/ 2XL","offer_id":43151497166961,"sku":"13158393978645342258","price":30.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"White \/ 2XL","offer_id":43151497199729,"sku":"16542413479493900069","price":30.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Black \/ 2XL","offer_id":43151497232497,"sku":"26457344631506405488","price":30.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Military Green \/ 2XL","offer_id":43179208081521,"sku":"23410209345798874714","price":30.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Dark Heather \/ 2XL","offer_id":43151497265265,"sku":"25179058619086698423","price":30.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Sand \/ 2XL","offer_id":43179208114289,"sku":"15491385160611649199","price":30.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Sky \/ 2XL","offer_id":43179208147057,"sku":"32798263297949423784","price":30.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Sage \/ 2XL","offer_id":43179208179825,"sku":"30660081997225963838","price":30.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Charcoal \/ 3XL","offer_id":43179208212593,"sku":"47951557172665846685","price":31.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Navy \/ 3XL","offer_id":43179208245361,"sku":"25242107577233256641","price":31.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Sport Grey \/ 3XL","offer_id":43179208278129,"sku":"33209854691775176006","price":31.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"White \/ 3XL","offer_id":43179208310897,"sku":"19418296943239011777","price":31.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Black \/ 3XL","offer_id":43179208343665,"sku":"27918625327478609820","price":31.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Military Green \/ 3XL","offer_id":43179208376433,"sku":"83980320601075522776","price":31.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Dark Heather \/ 3XL","offer_id":43179208409201,"sku":"14060136779610694624","price":31.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Sand \/ 3XL","offer_id":43179208441969,"sku":"16449101900481584245","price":31.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Sky \/ 3XL","offer_id":43179208474737,"sku":"17408281302409278296","price":31.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Sage \/ 3XL","offer_id":43179208507505,"sku":"12603978388199555799","price":31.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true}],"thumbnail_url":"\/\/cdn.shopify.com\/s\/files\/1\/0591\/5718\/4625\/files\/13941624465214632047_2048.jpg?v=1777384185"},{"product_id":"thriving-under-mild-disappointment-t-shirt","title":"Thriving under mild disappointment T-Shirt","description":"\u003c!-- x-tinymce\/html --\u003e\u003cp class=\"font-claude-response-body break-words whitespace-normal leading-[1.7]\"\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eThe Shirt That Gets It\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp class=\"font-claude-response-body break-words whitespace-pre-wrap leading-[1.7]\"\u003e☕ Soft, lightweight \u0026amp; comfortable enough to survive back-to-back meeting\u003cbr\u003e📏 Unisex true-to-size fit — check the size chart, it's the one deadline worth meeting \u003cbr\u003e🪡 Solid: 100% ring-spun cotton — Heathers \u0026amp; Sport Grey vary by color \u003cbr\u003e⚖️ Light 4.5oz fabric — preshrunk so it looks the same Friday as it did Monday\u003cbr\u003e🧵 Double-needle stitching — built to outlast your Q4 enthusiasm \u003cbr\u003e🏷️ Tear-away label — irritation-free. Unlike your inbox. \u003cbr\u003e🏭 Printed \u0026amp; Shipped in the USA \u003cbr\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp class=\"font-claude-response-body break-words whitespace-normal leading-[1.7]\"\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eWear the frustration. Skip the therapy.\u003c\/strong\u003e 😎\u003c\/p\u003e","brand":"Printify","offers":[{"title":"Charcoal \/ XS","offer_id":43179215585393,"sku":"25707308923765552170","price":29.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Dark Heather \/ XS","offer_id":43179215618161,"sku":"33756604037504198100","price":29.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Navy \/ XS","offer_id":43179215650929,"sku":"11731038304393475492","price":29.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Sport Grey \/ XS","offer_id":43179215683697,"sku":"12062912820706445782","price":29.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"White \/ XS","offer_id":43179215716465,"sku":"12803568537437266771","price":29.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Black \/ XS","offer_id":43179215749233,"sku":"31901328965806211376","price":29.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Charcoal \/ S","offer_id":43179215782001,"sku":"11808312754661015005","price":29.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Navy \/ S","offer_id":43179215814769,"sku":"25020485463470471739","price":29.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Sport Grey \/ S","offer_id":43151522791537,"sku":"20430817221077494441","price":29.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"White \/ S","offer_id":43151522824305,"sku":"24872829984948395780","price":29.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Black \/ S","offer_id":43151522857073,"sku":"27821079867947511424","price":29.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Military Green \/ S","offer_id":43179215847537,"sku":"52568974853648760885","price":29.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Dark Heather \/ S","offer_id":43151522889841,"sku":"26328923056282426263","price":29.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Sand \/ S","offer_id":43179215880305,"sku":"24579156593540390263","price":29.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Sky \/ S","offer_id":43179215913073,"sku":"31273627620345925257","price":29.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Sage \/ S","offer_id":43179215945841,"sku":"14975794705182836367","price":29.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Charcoal \/ M","offer_id":43179215978609,"sku":"55183771265781457186","price":29.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Navy \/ M","offer_id":43179216011377,"sku":"36925276886513372763","price":29.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Sport Grey \/ M","offer_id":43151523053681,"sku":"45843016918987986355","price":29.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"White \/ M","offer_id":43151523086449,"sku":"17655122201028880056","price":29.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Black \/ M","offer_id":43151523119217,"sku":"10258151529428964555","price":29.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Military Green \/ M","offer_id":43179216044145,"sku":"12753088054615350152","price":29.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Dark Heather \/ M","offer_id":43151523151985,"sku":"11281524261467134011","price":29.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Sand \/ M","offer_id":43179216076913,"sku":"23898025034522036791","price":29.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Sky \/ M","offer_id":43179216109681,"sku":"28978226382636335114","price":29.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Sage \/ M","offer_id":43179216142449,"sku":"24114720896790295780","price":29.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Charcoal \/ L","offer_id":43179216175217,"sku":"85032621111176274538","price":29.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Navy \/ L","offer_id":43179216207985,"sku":"72190827330068963605","price":29.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Sport Grey \/ L","offer_id":43151523315825,"sku":"13884803307640324271","price":29.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"White \/ L","offer_id":43151523348593,"sku":"31654969712279780918","price":29.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Black \/ L","offer_id":43151523381361,"sku":"20262079917140919043","price":29.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Military Green \/ L","offer_id":43179216240753,"sku":"77810848852523337872","price":29.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Dark Heather \/ L","offer_id":43151523414129,"sku":"27322041467223946290","price":29.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Sand \/ L","offer_id":43179216273521,"sku":"33874847754109229107","price":29.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Sky \/ L","offer_id":43179216306289,"sku":"98239059576957702122","price":29.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Sage \/ L","offer_id":43179216339057,"sku":"14925490973842017381","price":29.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Charcoal \/ XL","offer_id":43179216371825,"sku":"17278810313904074243","price":29.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Navy \/ XL","offer_id":43179216404593,"sku":"35812781428522947596","price":29.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Sport Grey \/ XL","offer_id":43151523577969,"sku":"11380048694939848300","price":29.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"White \/ XL","offer_id":43151523610737,"sku":"12108501261398509809","price":29.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Black \/ XL","offer_id":43151523643505,"sku":"46390840992848232345","price":29.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Military Green \/ XL","offer_id":43179216437361,"sku":"12941806270212908246","price":29.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Dark Heather \/ XL","offer_id":43151523676273,"sku":"18757507475537045204","price":29.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Sand \/ XL","offer_id":43179216470129,"sku":"31938395492890387430","price":29.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Sky \/ XL","offer_id":43179216502897,"sku":"33589795542874669944","price":29.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Sage \/ XL","offer_id":43179216535665,"sku":"30431333843201654500","price":29.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Charcoal \/ 2XL","offer_id":43179216568433,"sku":"62681166313854419413","price":30.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Navy \/ 2XL","offer_id":43179216601201,"sku":"32345549274672489178","price":30.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Sport Grey \/ 2XL","offer_id":43151523840113,"sku":"29310090603272188248","price":30.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"White \/ 2XL","offer_id":43151523872881,"sku":"63767906402520803236","price":30.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Black \/ 2XL","offer_id":43151523905649,"sku":"27408694673192922675","price":30.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Military Green \/ 2XL","offer_id":43179216633969,"sku":"25370366467405566297","price":30.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Dark Heather \/ 2XL","offer_id":43151523938417,"sku":"10367705647735008426","price":30.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Sand \/ 2XL","offer_id":43179216666737,"sku":"30938002488345263183","price":30.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Sky \/ 2XL","offer_id":43179216699505,"sku":"33364201203043070915","price":30.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Sage \/ 2XL","offer_id":43179216732273,"sku":"28895941434290448565","price":30.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Charcoal \/ 3XL","offer_id":43179216765041,"sku":"31034055974796701301","price":31.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Navy \/ 3XL","offer_id":43179216797809,"sku":"21398055473624193624","price":31.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Sport Grey \/ 3XL","offer_id":43179216830577,"sku":"78527118651607854328","price":31.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"White \/ 3XL","offer_id":43179216863345,"sku":"32011010309378546986","price":31.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Black \/ 3XL","offer_id":43179216896113,"sku":"26182013937562827169","price":31.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Military Green \/ 3XL","offer_id":43179216928881,"sku":"31823477451374747506","price":31.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Dark Heather \/ 3XL","offer_id":43179216961649,"sku":"16514320993945943921","price":31.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Sand \/ 3XL","offer_id":43179216994417,"sku":"10693705060675860210","price":31.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Sky \/ 3XL","offer_id":43179217027185,"sku":"24163924522220076761","price":31.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Sage \/ 3XL","offer_id":43179217059953,"sku":"13039325616660998075","price":31.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true}],"thumbnail_url":"\/\/cdn.shopify.com\/s\/files\/1\/0591\/5718\/4625\/files\/11841956759853683013_2048.jpg?v=1777384614"},{"product_id":"please-stop-t-shirt","title":"Please Stop T-Shirt","description":"\u003c!-- x-tinymce\/html --\u003e\u003cp class=\"font-claude-response-body break-words whitespace-normal leading-[1.7]\"\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eThe Shirt That Gets It\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp class=\"font-claude-response-body break-words whitespace-pre-wrap leading-[1.7]\"\u003e☕ Soft, lightweight \u0026amp; comfortable enough to survive back-to-back meeting\u003cbr\u003e📏 Unisex true-to-size fit — check the size chart, it's the one deadline worth meeting \u003cbr\u003e🪡 Solid: 100% ring-spun cotton — Heathers \u0026amp; Sport Grey vary by color \u003cbr\u003e⚖️ Light 4.5oz fabric — preshrunk so it looks the same Friday as it did Monday\u003cbr\u003e🧵 Double-needle stitching — built to outlast your Q4 enthusiasm \u003cbr\u003e🏷️ Tear-away label — irritation-free. Unlike your inbox. \u003cbr\u003e🏭 Printed \u0026amp; Shipped in the USA \u003cbr\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp class=\"font-claude-response-body break-words whitespace-normal leading-[1.7]\"\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eWear the frustration. Skip the therapy.\u003c\/strong\u003e 😎\u003c\/p\u003e","brand":"Printify","offers":[{"title":"Charcoal \/ XS","offer_id":43179223285873,"sku":"15006034630733793181","price":29.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Dark Heather \/ XS","offer_id":43179223318641,"sku":"46522328824977536835","price":29.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Navy \/ XS","offer_id":43179223351409,"sku":"32293171448144518536","price":29.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Sport Grey \/ XS","offer_id":43179223384177,"sku":"19567475497050302038","price":29.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"White \/ XS","offer_id":43179223416945,"sku":"14452005903511757020","price":29.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Black \/ XS","offer_id":43179223449713,"sku":"45963104184998041519","price":29.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Charcoal \/ S","offer_id":43179223482481,"sku":"14824557201176681754","price":29.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Navy \/ S","offer_id":43179223515249,"sku":"14187743449366670106","price":29.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Sport Grey \/ S","offer_id":43151542943857,"sku":"12415862731019995668","price":29.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"White \/ S","offer_id":43151542976625,"sku":"58932654634673533674","price":29.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Black \/ S","offer_id":43151543009393,"sku":"62387193855991197674","price":29.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Military Green \/ S","offer_id":43179223548017,"sku":"21611878793761742449","price":29.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Dark Heather \/ S","offer_id":43151543042161,"sku":"67084892300134698074","price":29.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Sand \/ S","offer_id":43179223580785,"sku":"31721595952376607054","price":29.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Sky \/ S","offer_id":43179223613553,"sku":"21335381755816188484","price":29.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Sage \/ S","offer_id":43179223646321,"sku":"20015189783748674331","price":29.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Charcoal \/ M","offer_id":43179223679089,"sku":"13241910804703598086","price":29.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Navy \/ M","offer_id":43179223711857,"sku":"41563969290178757902","price":29.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Sport Grey \/ M","offer_id":43151543206001,"sku":"23351452742831728935","price":29.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"White \/ M","offer_id":43151543238769,"sku":"16646406332469753285","price":29.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Black \/ M","offer_id":43151543271537,"sku":"69301760545710737669","price":29.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Military Green \/ M","offer_id":43179223744625,"sku":"32922169797074932465","price":29.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Dark Heather \/ M","offer_id":43151543304305,"sku":"23735073161002683195","price":29.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Sand \/ M","offer_id":43179223777393,"sku":"77001064492261756693","price":29.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Sky \/ M","offer_id":43179223810161,"sku":"25298773470877004611","price":29.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Sage \/ M","offer_id":43179223842929,"sku":"18371790590232452477","price":29.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Charcoal \/ L","offer_id":43179223875697,"sku":"15176419319662014708","price":29.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Navy \/ L","offer_id":43179223908465,"sku":"23718012018002557261","price":29.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Sport Grey \/ L","offer_id":43151543468145,"sku":"78829791792752076452","price":29.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"White \/ L","offer_id":43151543500913,"sku":"28300073254838335250","price":29.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Black \/ L","offer_id":43151543533681,"sku":"75765671638115948420","price":29.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Military Green \/ L","offer_id":43179223941233,"sku":"11105854632867272744","price":29.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Dark Heather \/ L","offer_id":43151543566449,"sku":"46792210116621901475","price":29.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Sand \/ L","offer_id":43179223974001,"sku":"67443367042458272227","price":29.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Sky \/ L","offer_id":43179224006769,"sku":"33604205327339163564","price":29.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Sage \/ L","offer_id":43179224039537,"sku":"25740678735199273039","price":29.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Charcoal \/ XL","offer_id":43179224072305,"sku":"16349272119186381873","price":29.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Navy \/ XL","offer_id":43179224105073,"sku":"54787235262789799121","price":29.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Sport Grey \/ XL","offer_id":43151543730289,"sku":"30229952118849142823","price":29.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"White \/ XL","offer_id":43151543763057,"sku":"21012716759461851721","price":29.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Black \/ XL","offer_id":43151543795825,"sku":"19286179271034627621","price":29.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Military Green \/ XL","offer_id":43179224137841,"sku":"33169474131387996068","price":29.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Dark Heather \/ XL","offer_id":43151543828593,"sku":"29048404527918938480","price":29.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Sand \/ XL","offer_id":43179224170609,"sku":"90246685036081746099","price":29.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Sky \/ XL","offer_id":43179224203377,"sku":"12298529932626371037","price":29.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Sage \/ XL","offer_id":43179224236145,"sku":"21810571104457626741","price":29.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Charcoal \/ 2XL","offer_id":43179224268913,"sku":"11536761400722577204","price":30.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Navy \/ 2XL","offer_id":43179224301681,"sku":"36247363671018278597","price":30.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Sport Grey \/ 2XL","offer_id":43151543992433,"sku":"16654629258722348131","price":30.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"White \/ 2XL","offer_id":43151544025201,"sku":"15743262131125808337","price":30.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Black \/ 2XL","offer_id":43151544057969,"sku":"25841354950413469068","price":30.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Military Green \/ 2XL","offer_id":43179224334449,"sku":"72406586645879560766","price":30.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Dark Heather \/ 2XL","offer_id":43151544090737,"sku":"12859417419732314458","price":30.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Sand \/ 2XL","offer_id":43179224367217,"sku":"25556174731274476641","price":30.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Sky \/ 2XL","offer_id":43179224399985,"sku":"18369626536770595511","price":30.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Sage \/ 2XL","offer_id":43179224432753,"sku":"35053029301282752828","price":30.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Charcoal \/ 3XL","offer_id":43179224465521,"sku":"13887426374184890075","price":31.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Navy \/ 3XL","offer_id":43179224498289,"sku":"32042302357564622064","price":31.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Sport Grey \/ 3XL","offer_id":43179224531057,"sku":"16505939091176728020","price":31.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"White \/ 3XL","offer_id":43179224563825,"sku":"31538814670737583908","price":31.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Black \/ 3XL","offer_id":43179224596593,"sku":"19766299420617968150","price":31.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Military Green \/ 3XL","offer_id":43179224629361,"sku":"23232500999184459352","price":31.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Dark Heather \/ 3XL","offer_id":43179224662129,"sku":"19912864543586716535","price":31.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Sand \/ 3XL","offer_id":43179224694897,"sku":"17582998531414979521","price":31.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Sky \/ 3XL","offer_id":43179224727665,"sku":"22401368855332828704","price":31.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Sage \/ 3XL","offer_id":43179224760433,"sku":"16437099551655786714","price":31.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true}],"thumbnail_url":"\/\/cdn.shopify.com\/s\/files\/1\/0591\/5718\/4625\/files\/8608158449628704786_2048.jpg?v=1777384964"},{"product_id":"doing-my-best-t-shirt","title":"Doing my best T-Shirt","description":"\u003c!-- x-tinymce\/html --\u003e\u003cp class=\"font-claude-response-body break-words whitespace-normal leading-[1.7]\"\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eThe Shirt That Gets It\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp class=\"font-claude-response-body break-words whitespace-pre-wrap leading-[1.7]\"\u003e☕ Soft, lightweight \u0026amp; comfortable enough to survive back-to-back meeting\u003cbr\u003e📏 Unisex true-to-size fit — check the size chart, it's the one deadline worth meeting \u003cbr\u003e🪡 Solid: 100% ring-spun cotton — Heathers \u0026amp; Sport Grey vary by color \u003cbr\u003e⚖️ Light 4.5oz fabric — preshrunk so it looks the same Friday as it did Monday\u003cbr\u003e🧵 Double-needle stitching — built to outlast your Q4 enthusiasm \u003cbr\u003e🏷️ Tear-away label — irritation-free. Unlike your inbox. \u003cbr\u003e🏭 Printed \u0026amp; Shipped in the USA \u003cbr\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp class=\"font-claude-response-body break-words whitespace-normal leading-[1.7]\"\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eWear the frustration. Skip the therapy.\u003c\/strong\u003e 😎\u003c\/p\u003e","brand":"Printify","offers":[{"title":"Charcoal \/ XS","offer_id":43173261705329,"sku":"17987942965122590707","price":29.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Dark Heather \/ XS","offer_id":43173261738097,"sku":"27535970677447130787","price":29.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Navy \/ XS","offer_id":43173261770865,"sku":"32635672338285650894","price":29.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Sport Grey \/ XS","offer_id":43173261803633,"sku":"11952153243643910947","price":29.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"White \/ XS","offer_id":43173261836401,"sku":"88024761857325933147","price":29.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Black \/ XS","offer_id":43173261869169,"sku":"96143766322586504243","price":29.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Charcoal \/ S","offer_id":43173261901937,"sku":"34142933650668384212","price":29.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Navy \/ S","offer_id":43173261934705,"sku":"19334555174290985084","price":29.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Sport Grey \/ S","offer_id":43151591276657,"sku":"27861141034654404784","price":29.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"White \/ S","offer_id":43151591309425,"sku":"26695770470071082411","price":29.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Black \/ S","offer_id":43151591342193,"sku":"13537322025525076680","price":29.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Military Green \/ S","offer_id":43173261967473,"sku":"16586854679314506595","price":29.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Dark Heather \/ S","offer_id":43151591374961,"sku":"85692098439497981009","price":29.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Sand \/ S","offer_id":43173262000241,"sku":"29947947608565574759","price":29.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Sky \/ S","offer_id":43173262033009,"sku":"10958900799637832030","price":29.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Charcoal \/ M","offer_id":43173262065777,"sku":"21657649991639490639","price":29.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Navy \/ M","offer_id":43173262098545,"sku":"18215669585603784237","price":29.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Sport Grey \/ M","offer_id":43151591538801,"sku":"35557618694525093974","price":29.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"White \/ M","offer_id":43151591571569,"sku":"25468801551162659557","price":29.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Black \/ M","offer_id":43151591604337,"sku":"24515401614354848838","price":29.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Military Green \/ M","offer_id":43173262131313,"sku":"28626697495933053332","price":29.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Dark Heather \/ M","offer_id":43151591637105,"sku":"19722599317319452977","price":29.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Sand \/ M","offer_id":43173262164081,"sku":"26263015395497752995","price":29.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Sky \/ M","offer_id":43173262196849,"sku":"17002883339250536992","price":29.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Charcoal \/ L","offer_id":43173262229617,"sku":"32289887220670287308","price":29.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Navy \/ L","offer_id":43173262262385,"sku":"45850261428622333003","price":29.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Sport Grey \/ L","offer_id":43151591800945,"sku":"38985995928044001894","price":29.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"White \/ L","offer_id":43151591833713,"sku":"32234020242496959801","price":29.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Black \/ L","offer_id":43151591866481,"sku":"15829082092082869531","price":29.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Military Green \/ L","offer_id":43173262295153,"sku":"53237321504957556335","price":29.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Dark Heather \/ L","offer_id":43151591899249,"sku":"57594263238415277005","price":29.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Sand \/ L","offer_id":43173262327921,"sku":"27331533677502146970","price":29.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Sky \/ L","offer_id":43173262360689,"sku":"21516030673183102410","price":29.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Charcoal \/ XL","offer_id":43173262393457,"sku":"57927988222573943778","price":29.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Navy \/ XL","offer_id":43173262426225,"sku":"11357221160825597176","price":29.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Sport Grey \/ XL","offer_id":43151592063089,"sku":"27048740520615134818","price":29.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"White \/ XL","offer_id":43151592095857,"sku":"41330374377498669643","price":29.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Black \/ XL","offer_id":43151592128625,"sku":"24520195627024901294","price":29.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Military Green \/ XL","offer_id":43173262458993,"sku":"25576405644943076497","price":29.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Dark Heather \/ XL","offer_id":43151592161393,"sku":"18794956230814227816","price":29.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Sand \/ XL","offer_id":43173262491761,"sku":"29607055961431681020","price":29.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Sky \/ XL","offer_id":43173262524529,"sku":"21083679726987081518","price":29.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Charcoal \/ 2XL","offer_id":43173262557297,"sku":"31120178328766736342","price":30.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Navy \/ 2XL","offer_id":43173262590065,"sku":"12973389145314599675","price":30.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Sport Grey \/ 2XL","offer_id":43151592325233,"sku":"95597933932951280171","price":30.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"White \/ 2XL","offer_id":43151592358001,"sku":"17314444522297097266","price":30.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Black \/ 2XL","offer_id":43151592390769,"sku":"29322440946803993447","price":30.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Military Green \/ 2XL","offer_id":43173262622833,"sku":"25852892673578964304","price":30.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Dark Heather \/ 2XL","offer_id":43151592423537,"sku":"37927737303428472027","price":30.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Sand \/ 2XL","offer_id":43173262655601,"sku":"29051026905451945078","price":30.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Sky \/ 2XL","offer_id":43173262688369,"sku":"20506481490502797937","price":30.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Charcoal \/ 3XL","offer_id":43173262721137,"sku":"17426559259955746396","price":31.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Navy \/ 3XL","offer_id":43173262753905,"sku":"22238242396655042512","price":31.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Sport Grey \/ 3XL","offer_id":43173262786673,"sku":"16064431511382127281","price":31.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"White \/ 3XL","offer_id":43173262819441,"sku":"19279237064267015775","price":31.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Black \/ 3XL","offer_id":43173262852209,"sku":"64048252829837645678","price":31.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Military Green \/ 3XL","offer_id":43173262884977,"sku":"26562166802202822251","price":31.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Dark Heather \/ 3XL","offer_id":43173262917745,"sku":"22394998958602133371","price":31.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Sand \/ 3XL","offer_id":43173262950513,"sku":"28920406108530314897","price":31.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Sky \/ 3XL","offer_id":43173262983281,"sku":"23103027220304476479","price":31.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true}],"thumbnail_url":"\/\/cdn.shopify.com\/s\/files\/1\/0591\/5718\/4625\/files\/10782036342815840013_2048.jpg?v=1777231074"},{"product_id":"please-stop-t-shirt-1","title":"This meeting could have been a NAP T-Shirt","description":"\u003c!-- x-tinymce\/html --\u003e\u003cp class=\"font-claude-response-body break-words whitespace-normal leading-[1.7]\"\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eThe Shirt That Gets It\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp class=\"font-claude-response-body break-words whitespace-pre-wrap leading-[1.7]\"\u003e☕ Soft, lightweight \u0026amp; comfortable enough to survive back-to-back meeting\u003cbr\u003e📏 Unisex true-to-size fit — check the size chart, it's the one deadline worth meeting \u003cbr\u003e🪡 Solid: 100% ring-spun cotton — Heathers \u0026amp; Sport Grey vary by color \u003cbr\u003e⚖️ Light 4.5oz fabric — preshrunk so it looks the same Friday as it did Monday\u003cbr\u003e🧵 Double-needle stitching — built to outlast your Q4 enthusiasm \u003cbr\u003e🏷️ Tear-away label — irritation-free. Unlike your inbox. \u003cbr\u003e🏭 Printed \u0026amp; Shipped in the USA \u003cbr\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp class=\"font-claude-response-body break-words whitespace-normal leading-[1.7]\"\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eWear the frustration. Skip the therapy.\u003c\/strong\u003e 😎\u003c\/p\u003e","brand":"Printify","offers":[{"title":"Charcoal \/ XS","offer_id":43179226792049,"sku":"29372757452426582125","price":29.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Dark Heather \/ XS","offer_id":43179226824817,"sku":"11975230990782210992","price":29.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Navy \/ XS","offer_id":43179226857585,"sku":"20681739870623023746","price":29.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Sport Grey \/ XS","offer_id":43179226890353,"sku":"10957234063277552818","price":29.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"White \/ XS","offer_id":43179226923121,"sku":"32157982193498113923","price":29.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Black \/ XS","offer_id":43179226955889,"sku":"32529534044821998018","price":29.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Charcoal \/ S","offer_id":43179226988657,"sku":"16972306695826876682","price":29.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Navy \/ S","offer_id":43179227021425,"sku":"19439741589320536542","price":29.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Sport Grey \/ S","offer_id":43151620538481,"sku":"15317643184861603478","price":29.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"White \/ S","offer_id":43151620571249,"sku":"28388478275080408523","price":29.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Black \/ S","offer_id":43151620604017,"sku":"16887007443567649945","price":29.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Military Green \/ S","offer_id":43179227054193,"sku":"60178958718464414609","price":29.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Dark Heather \/ S","offer_id":43151620636785,"sku":"20731520965418156069","price":29.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Sand \/ S","offer_id":43179227086961,"sku":"60685569493424559292","price":29.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Sky \/ S","offer_id":43179227119729,"sku":"23512197906542487755","price":29.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Sage \/ S","offer_id":43179227152497,"sku":"12802070699897431559","price":29.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Charcoal \/ M","offer_id":43179227185265,"sku":"45675284826597937683","price":29.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Navy \/ M","offer_id":43179227218033,"sku":"22244638354747644354","price":29.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Sport Grey \/ M","offer_id":43151620800625,"sku":"31843571737037100927","price":29.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"White \/ M","offer_id":43151620833393,"sku":"27238758862257813688","price":29.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Black \/ M","offer_id":43151620866161,"sku":"25172240688942022433","price":29.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Military Green \/ M","offer_id":43179227250801,"sku":"13257859169554697703","price":29.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Dark Heather \/ M","offer_id":43151620898929,"sku":"31679061793340639066","price":29.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Sand \/ M","offer_id":43179227283569,"sku":"21253453143355690042","price":29.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Sky \/ M","offer_id":43179227316337,"sku":"22468506643403860788","price":29.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Sage \/ M","offer_id":43179227349105,"sku":"32273434862210992669","price":29.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Charcoal \/ L","offer_id":43179227381873,"sku":"26011310271289888567","price":29.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Navy \/ L","offer_id":43179227414641,"sku":"33639378708875400202","price":29.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Sport Grey \/ L","offer_id":43151621062769,"sku":"27916403771037354270","price":29.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"White \/ L","offer_id":43151621095537,"sku":"28315271547352583171","price":29.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Black \/ L","offer_id":43151621128305,"sku":"10877684620341738860","price":29.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Military Green \/ L","offer_id":43179227447409,"sku":"28497496546839680560","price":29.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Dark Heather \/ L","offer_id":43151621161073,"sku":"12367227246318374146","price":29.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Sand \/ L","offer_id":43179227480177,"sku":"16986452768957974739","price":29.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Sky \/ L","offer_id":43179227512945,"sku":"27793964258897302416","price":29.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Sage \/ L","offer_id":43179227545713,"sku":"33455620863975039523","price":29.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Charcoal \/ XL","offer_id":43179227578481,"sku":"24981453373408722692","price":29.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Navy \/ XL","offer_id":43179227611249,"sku":"31952425589493329194","price":29.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Sport Grey \/ XL","offer_id":43151621324913,"sku":"64008348642018910863","price":29.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"White \/ XL","offer_id":43151621357681,"sku":"29559071920168192305","price":29.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Black \/ XL","offer_id":43151621390449,"sku":"32534160385051480645","price":29.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Military Green \/ XL","offer_id":43179227644017,"sku":"75580385597071039001","price":29.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Dark Heather \/ XL","offer_id":43151621423217,"sku":"23271375711265475915","price":29.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Sand \/ XL","offer_id":43179227676785,"sku":"88395141435353577321","price":29.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Sky \/ XL","offer_id":43179227709553,"sku":"18641066626887105029","price":29.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Sage \/ XL","offer_id":43179227742321,"sku":"22045204050243889858","price":29.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Charcoal \/ 2XL","offer_id":43179227775089,"sku":"68660801025816340378","price":30.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Navy \/ 2XL","offer_id":43179227807857,"sku":"42058753109761752286","price":30.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Sport Grey \/ 2XL","offer_id":43151621587057,"sku":"32639383396186692923","price":30.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"White \/ 2XL","offer_id":43151621619825,"sku":"32495909431785608578","price":30.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Black \/ 2XL","offer_id":43151621652593,"sku":"16003716351799149426","price":30.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Military Green \/ 2XL","offer_id":43179227840625,"sku":"27898161844622477012","price":30.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Dark Heather \/ 2XL","offer_id":43151621685361,"sku":"18472894604512635835","price":30.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Sand \/ 2XL","offer_id":43179227873393,"sku":"15095042640192530586","price":30.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Sky \/ 2XL","offer_id":43179227906161,"sku":"13625172931433730277","price":30.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Sage \/ 2XL","offer_id":43179227938929,"sku":"30022477181249467424","price":30.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Charcoal \/ 3XL","offer_id":43179227971697,"sku":"28545873432342694409","price":31.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Navy \/ 3XL","offer_id":43179228004465,"sku":"33796973041566240532","price":31.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Sport Grey \/ 3XL","offer_id":43179228037233,"sku":"31021053034974333706","price":31.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"White \/ 3XL","offer_id":43179228070001,"sku":"33015182530801770805","price":31.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Black \/ 3XL","offer_id":43179228102769,"sku":"23034998849512126153","price":31.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Military Green \/ 3XL","offer_id":43179228135537,"sku":"22112948784513893247","price":31.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Dark Heather \/ 3XL","offer_id":43179228168305,"sku":"24983516018737574468","price":31.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Sand \/ 3XL","offer_id":43179228201073,"sku":"32731519972501472294","price":31.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Sky \/ 3XL","offer_id":43179228233841,"sku":"27208045198063085992","price":31.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Sage \/ 3XL","offer_id":43179228266609,"sku":"33268483545757398972","price":31.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true}],"thumbnail_url":"\/\/cdn.shopify.com\/s\/files\/1\/0591\/5718\/4625\/files\/96120736268445307_2048.jpg?v=1777385244"},{"product_id":"this-meeting-could-have-been-a-nap-2-t-shirt","title":"This meeting could have been a nap 2 T-Shirt","description":"\u003c!-- x-tinymce\/html --\u003e\u003cp class=\"font-claude-response-body break-words whitespace-normal leading-[1.7]\"\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eThe Shirt That Gets It\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp class=\"font-claude-response-body break-words whitespace-pre-wrap leading-[1.7]\"\u003e☕ Soft, lightweight \u0026amp; comfortable enough to survive back-to-back meeting\u003cbr\u003e📏 Unisex true-to-size fit — check the size chart, it's the one deadline worth meeting \u003cbr\u003e🪡 Solid: 100% ring-spun cotton — Heathers \u0026amp; Sport Grey vary by color \u003cbr\u003e⚖️ Light 4.5oz fabric — preshrunk so it looks the same Friday as it did Monday\u003cbr\u003e🧵 Double-needle stitching — built to outlast your Q4 enthusiasm \u003cbr\u003e🏷️ Tear-away label — irritation-free. Unlike your inbox. \u003cbr\u003e🏭 Printed \u0026amp; Shipped in the USA \u003cbr\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp class=\"font-claude-response-body break-words whitespace-normal leading-[1.7]\"\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eWear the frustration. Skip the therapy.\u003c\/strong\u003e 😎\u003c\/p\u003e","brand":"Printify","offers":[{"title":"Charcoal \/ XS","offer_id":43179234328689,"sku":"31888904391897524731","price":29.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Dark Heather \/ XS","offer_id":43179234361457,"sku":"33011046798698747249","price":29.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Navy \/ XS","offer_id":43179234394225,"sku":"37829417503091300981","price":29.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Sport Grey \/ XS","offer_id":43179234426993,"sku":"16575321779241262818","price":29.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"White \/ XS","offer_id":43179234459761,"sku":"15503844394883339709","price":29.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Black \/ XS","offer_id":43179234492529,"sku":"53265744303766832599","price":29.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Charcoal \/ S","offer_id":43179234525297,"sku":"33344953135655186914","price":29.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Navy \/ S","offer_id":43179234558065,"sku":"37643488197181537598","price":29.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Sport Grey \/ S","offer_id":43151633645681,"sku":"32214211922249545228","price":29.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"White \/ S","offer_id":43151633678449,"sku":"80054955869844113383","price":29.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Black \/ S","offer_id":43151633711217,"sku":"33019649905552971543","price":29.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Military Green \/ S","offer_id":43179234590833,"sku":"21100346906834845419","price":29.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Dark Heather \/ S","offer_id":43151633743985,"sku":"31945495146457066574","price":29.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Sand \/ S","offer_id":43179234623601,"sku":"29592971617304049089","price":29.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Sky \/ S","offer_id":43179234656369,"sku":"12815438846143115020","price":29.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Sage \/ S","offer_id":43179234689137,"sku":"29525300432466521190","price":29.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Charcoal \/ M","offer_id":43179234721905,"sku":"19469134817244917652","price":29.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Navy \/ M","offer_id":43179234754673,"sku":"21428552958742093738","price":29.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Sport Grey \/ M","offer_id":43151633907825,"sku":"55137065385309044122","price":29.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"White \/ M","offer_id":43151633940593,"sku":"68756316764602965557","price":29.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Black \/ M","offer_id":43151633973361,"sku":"91516992579818660582","price":29.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Military Green \/ M","offer_id":43179234787441,"sku":"24530078408974863093","price":29.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Dark Heather \/ M","offer_id":43151634006129,"sku":"29615833052284898698","price":29.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Sand \/ M","offer_id":43179234820209,"sku":"21771441327721685693","price":29.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Sky \/ M","offer_id":43179234852977,"sku":"78121392011096840820","price":29.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Sage \/ M","offer_id":43179234885745,"sku":"24979400599974569260","price":29.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Charcoal \/ L","offer_id":43179234918513,"sku":"14709163174342455336","price":29.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Navy \/ L","offer_id":43179234951281,"sku":"18138923479937895868","price":29.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Sport Grey \/ L","offer_id":43151634169969,"sku":"27743604288587078364","price":29.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"White \/ L","offer_id":43151634202737,"sku":"25026033903088192643","price":29.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Black \/ L","offer_id":43151634235505,"sku":"23099241401362302706","price":29.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Military Green \/ L","offer_id":43179234984049,"sku":"13736735213948941288","price":29.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Dark Heather \/ L","offer_id":43151634268273,"sku":"80846336438933659042","price":29.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Sand \/ L","offer_id":43179235016817,"sku":"20609629752816830294","price":29.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Sky \/ L","offer_id":43179235049585,"sku":"62217760481100534064","price":29.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Sage \/ L","offer_id":43179235082353,"sku":"10707144088756137266","price":29.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Charcoal \/ XL","offer_id":43179235115121,"sku":"29285451461108186710","price":29.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Navy \/ XL","offer_id":43179235147889,"sku":"30899384177108125519","price":29.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Sport Grey \/ XL","offer_id":43151634432113,"sku":"21704531738704387755","price":29.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"White \/ XL","offer_id":43151634464881,"sku":"14317594418166076940","price":29.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Black \/ XL","offer_id":43151634497649,"sku":"28890596404565185550","price":29.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Military Green \/ XL","offer_id":43179235180657,"sku":"69141584433365648684","price":29.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Dark Heather \/ XL","offer_id":43151634530417,"sku":"32230355911218149373","price":29.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Sand \/ XL","offer_id":43179235213425,"sku":"14869680411533974157","price":29.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Sky \/ XL","offer_id":43179235246193,"sku":"32093846465153267067","price":29.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Sage \/ XL","offer_id":43179235278961,"sku":"30231887958525990719","price":29.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Charcoal \/ 2XL","offer_id":43179235311729,"sku":"37869376910241802955","price":30.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Navy \/ 2XL","offer_id":43179235344497,"sku":"19052076789146144676","price":30.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Sport Grey \/ 2XL","offer_id":43151634694257,"sku":"23253874629182663844","price":30.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"White \/ 2XL","offer_id":43151634727025,"sku":"22570609180290916290","price":30.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Black \/ 2XL","offer_id":43151634759793,"sku":"69499812686285447405","price":30.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Military Green \/ 2XL","offer_id":43179235377265,"sku":"28938228886659262023","price":30.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Dark Heather \/ 2XL","offer_id":43151634792561,"sku":"20411734495874523050","price":30.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Sand \/ 2XL","offer_id":43179235410033,"sku":"25398838501906845222","price":30.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Sky \/ 2XL","offer_id":43179235442801,"sku":"30709162940451400452","price":30.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Sage \/ 2XL","offer_id":43179235475569,"sku":"32960104246996640270","price":30.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Charcoal \/ 3XL","offer_id":43179235508337,"sku":"12566423653399989398","price":31.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Navy \/ 3XL","offer_id":43179235541105,"sku":"30071243819101381234","price":31.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Sport Grey \/ 3XL","offer_id":43179235573873,"sku":"22797148907776228280","price":31.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"White \/ 3XL","offer_id":43179235606641,"sku":"31006534550113528958","price":31.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Black \/ 3XL","offer_id":43179235639409,"sku":"25894382543291667846","price":31.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Military Green \/ 3XL","offer_id":43179235672177,"sku":"28464209669794623770","price":31.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Dark Heather \/ 3XL","offer_id":43179235704945,"sku":"12936811037804417245","price":31.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Sand \/ 3XL","offer_id":43179235737713,"sku":"17288032489273298499","price":31.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Sky \/ 3XL","offer_id":43179235770481,"sku":"26180952147236182350","price":31.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Sage \/ 3XL","offer_id":43179235803249,"sku":"33808428985831612325","price":31.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true}],"thumbnail_url":"\/\/cdn.shopify.com\/s\/files\/1\/0591\/5718\/4625\/files\/15775687917835220293_2048.jpg?v=1777385857"},{"product_id":"mentally-out-of-office-t-shirt","title":"Mentally out of office T-Shirt","description":"\u003c!-- x-tinymce\/html --\u003e\u003cp class=\"font-claude-response-body break-words whitespace-normal leading-[1.7]\"\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eThe Shirt That Gets It\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp class=\"font-claude-response-body break-words whitespace-pre-wrap leading-[1.7]\"\u003e☕ Soft, lightweight \u0026amp; comfortable enough to survive back-to-back meeting\u003cbr\u003e📏 Unisex true-to-size fit — check the size chart, it's the one deadline worth meeting \u003cbr\u003e🪡 Solid: 100% ring-spun cotton — Heathers \u0026amp; Sport Grey vary by color \u003cbr\u003e⚖️ Light 4.5oz fabric — preshrunk so it looks the same Friday as it did Monday\u003cbr\u003e🧵 Double-needle stitching — built to outlast your Q4 enthusiasm \u003cbr\u003e🏷️ Tear-away label — irritation-free. Unlike your inbox. \u003cbr\u003e🏭 Printed \u0026amp; Shipped in the USA \u003cbr\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp class=\"font-claude-response-body break-words whitespace-normal leading-[1.7]\"\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eWear the frustration. Skip the therapy.\u003c\/strong\u003e 😎\u003c\/p\u003e","brand":"Printify","offers":[{"title":"Charcoal \/ XS","offer_id":43179247173745,"sku":"33632007387230319215","price":29.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Dark Heather \/ XS","offer_id":43179247206513,"sku":"11204033585380125835","price":29.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Navy \/ XS","offer_id":43179247239281,"sku":"52017462238790000128","price":29.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Sport Grey \/ XS","offer_id":43179247272049,"sku":"93923803210116589928","price":29.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"White \/ XS","offer_id":43179247304817,"sku":"24828068391744071644","price":29.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Black \/ XS","offer_id":43179247337585,"sku":"20683737095889224559","price":29.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Charcoal \/ S","offer_id":43179247370353,"sku":"17586114323898366814","price":29.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Navy \/ S","offer_id":43179247403121,"sku":"21476039377395953929","price":29.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Sport Grey \/ S","offer_id":43151653601393,"sku":"10376181152287710528","price":29.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"White \/ S","offer_id":43151653634161,"sku":"77414307353682294447","price":29.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Black \/ S","offer_id":43151653666929,"sku":"67064127485147022981","price":29.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Military Green \/ S","offer_id":43179247435889,"sku":"15105484135298591028","price":29.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Dark Heather \/ S","offer_id":43151653699697,"sku":"15013939938884842583","price":29.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Sand \/ S","offer_id":43179247468657,"sku":"31900056466358101812","price":29.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Sky \/ S","offer_id":43179247501425,"sku":"11139756788663146589","price":29.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Sage \/ S","offer_id":43179247534193,"sku":"65322635356048516554","price":29.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Charcoal \/ M","offer_id":43179247566961,"sku":"23026569526923097558","price":29.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Navy \/ M","offer_id":43179247599729,"sku":"78155512253437705112","price":29.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Sport Grey \/ M","offer_id":43151653863537,"sku":"28195800189021801056","price":29.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"White \/ M","offer_id":43151653896305,"sku":"31197252391176072789","price":29.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Black \/ M","offer_id":43151653929073,"sku":"29973144326253320080","price":29.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Military Green \/ M","offer_id":43179247632497,"sku":"32545895385213823592","price":29.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Dark Heather \/ M","offer_id":43151653961841,"sku":"29266880550369492318","price":29.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Sand \/ M","offer_id":43179247665265,"sku":"15638560260286546026","price":29.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Sky \/ M","offer_id":43179247698033,"sku":"16302509100896200126","price":29.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Sage \/ M","offer_id":43179247730801,"sku":"20678476380636876198","price":29.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Charcoal \/ L","offer_id":43179247763569,"sku":"17238948099584219048","price":29.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Navy \/ L","offer_id":43179247796337,"sku":"11523067149232767141","price":29.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Sport Grey \/ L","offer_id":43151654125681,"sku":"29696317285852971537","price":29.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"White \/ L","offer_id":43151654158449,"sku":"86109813888314615992","price":29.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Black \/ L","offer_id":43151654191217,"sku":"10130149647346759772","price":29.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Military Green \/ L","offer_id":43179247829105,"sku":"28997949932588674070","price":29.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Dark Heather \/ L","offer_id":43151654223985,"sku":"17718328852862916031","price":29.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Sand \/ L","offer_id":43179247861873,"sku":"27876175385692661537","price":29.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Sky \/ L","offer_id":43179247894641,"sku":"19607283631544376355","price":29.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Sage \/ L","offer_id":43179247927409,"sku":"98434968386907759965","price":29.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Charcoal \/ XL","offer_id":43179247960177,"sku":"15442246686804889722","price":29.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Navy \/ XL","offer_id":43179247992945,"sku":"71958502583038372260","price":29.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Sport Grey \/ XL","offer_id":43151654387825,"sku":"13379596374272835939","price":29.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"White \/ XL","offer_id":43151654420593,"sku":"32668493504044488636","price":29.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Black \/ XL","offer_id":43151654453361,"sku":"28316072165583411279","price":29.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Military Green \/ XL","offer_id":43179248025713,"sku":"63339000272580210415","price":29.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Dark Heather \/ XL","offer_id":43151654486129,"sku":"99898264519388940075","price":29.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Sand \/ XL","offer_id":43179248058481,"sku":"23307598119418546348","price":29.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Sky \/ XL","offer_id":43179248091249,"sku":"10429296219184160388","price":29.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Sage \/ XL","offer_id":43179248124017,"sku":"18553747910062704795","price":29.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Charcoal \/ 2XL","offer_id":43179248156785,"sku":"77992909846298538146","price":30.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Navy \/ 2XL","offer_id":43179248189553,"sku":"28337784298974054667","price":30.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Sport Grey \/ 2XL","offer_id":43151654649969,"sku":"13671845757699548335","price":30.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"White \/ 2XL","offer_id":43151654682737,"sku":"21274365155069803137","price":30.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Black \/ 2XL","offer_id":43151654715505,"sku":"82626932626236758301","price":30.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Military Green \/ 2XL","offer_id":43179248222321,"sku":"21855753919275843499","price":30.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Dark Heather \/ 2XL","offer_id":43151654748273,"sku":"92602493688578540578","price":30.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Sand \/ 2XL","offer_id":43179248255089,"sku":"17623017324757623137","price":30.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Sky \/ 2XL","offer_id":43179248287857,"sku":"13633718985423951541","price":30.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Sage \/ 2XL","offer_id":43179248320625,"sku":"23935633098314639628","price":30.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Charcoal \/ 3XL","offer_id":43179248353393,"sku":"20252946697791334919","price":31.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Navy \/ 3XL","offer_id":43179248386161,"sku":"31072647044027300673","price":31.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Sport Grey \/ 3XL","offer_id":43179248418929,"sku":"14897318907365782211","price":31.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"White \/ 3XL","offer_id":43179248451697,"sku":"32768064416440750287","price":31.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Black \/ 3XL","offer_id":43179248484465,"sku":"33134374140104603804","price":31.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Military Green \/ 3XL","offer_id":43179248517233,"sku":"97951041197108803315","price":31.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Dark Heather \/ 3XL","offer_id":43179248550001,"sku":"31741241305781043984","price":31.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Sand \/ 3XL","offer_id":43179248582769,"sku":"18728413988779632778","price":31.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Sky \/ 3XL","offer_id":43179248615537,"sku":"12287857516629941175","price":31.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Sage \/ 3XL","offer_id":43179248648305,"sku":"10236397583589540483","price":31.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true}],"thumbnail_url":"\/\/cdn.shopify.com\/s\/files\/1\/0591\/5718\/4625\/files\/13926349542933664661_2048.jpg?v=1777386314"},{"product_id":"my-will-to-participate-t-shirt","title":"My will to participate T-Shirt","description":"\u003c!-- x-tinymce\/html --\u003e\u003cp class=\"font-claude-response-body break-words whitespace-normal leading-[1.7]\"\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eThe Shirt That Gets It\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp class=\"font-claude-response-body break-words whitespace-pre-wrap leading-[1.7]\"\u003e☕ Soft, lightweight \u0026amp; comfortable enough to survive back-to-back meeting\u003cbr\u003e📏 Unisex true-to-size fit — check the size chart, it's the one deadline worth meeting \u003cbr\u003e🪡 Solid: 100% ring-spun cotton — Heathers \u0026amp; Sport Grey vary by color \u003cbr\u003e⚖️ Light 4.5oz fabric — preshrunk so it looks the same Friday as it did Monday\u003cbr\u003e🧵 Double-needle stitching — built to outlast your Q4 enthusiasm \u003cbr\u003e🏷️ Tear-away label — irritation-free. Unlike your inbox. \u003cbr\u003e🏭 Printed \u0026amp; Shipped in the USA \u003cbr\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp class=\"font-claude-response-body break-words whitespace-normal leading-[1.7]\"\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eWear the frustration. Skip the therapy.\u003c\/strong\u003e 😎\u003c\/p\u003e","brand":"Printify","offers":[{"title":"Charcoal \/ XS","offer_id":43179262476401,"sku":"13331086388257569378","price":29.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Dark Heather \/ XS","offer_id":43179262509169,"sku":"11042272915768199960","price":29.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Navy \/ XS","offer_id":43179262541937,"sku":"12972603482973461502","price":29.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Sport Grey \/ XS","offer_id":43179262574705,"sku":"55219447970519398462","price":29.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"White \/ XS","offer_id":43179262607473,"sku":"28935474558106434126","price":29.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Black \/ XS","offer_id":43179262640241,"sku":"13840167293113169929","price":29.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Charcoal \/ S","offer_id":43179262673009,"sku":"44933463458057718765","price":29.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Navy \/ S","offer_id":43179262705777,"sku":"10117195386289275812","price":29.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Sport Grey \/ S","offer_id":43151661203569,"sku":"32706827925690967428","price":29.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"White \/ S","offer_id":43151661236337,"sku":"10641411274016046900","price":29.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Black \/ S","offer_id":43151661269105,"sku":"92036638499268271424","price":29.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Military Green \/ S","offer_id":43179262738545,"sku":"25176997663298173921","price":29.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Dark Heather \/ S","offer_id":43151661301873,"sku":"75044047738965698575","price":29.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Sand \/ S","offer_id":43179262771313,"sku":"25757837038977563096","price":29.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Sky \/ S","offer_id":43179262804081,"sku":"29063080061403374055","price":29.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Sage \/ S","offer_id":43179262836849,"sku":"22053780995785087144","price":29.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Charcoal \/ M","offer_id":43179262869617,"sku":"32007793789027576221","price":29.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Navy \/ M","offer_id":43179262902385,"sku":"26735763008411049016","price":29.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Sport Grey \/ M","offer_id":43151661465713,"sku":"31766163362936460238","price":29.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"White \/ M","offer_id":43151661498481,"sku":"11614447055758621615","price":29.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Black \/ M","offer_id":43151661531249,"sku":"64870512520067527080","price":29.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Military Green \/ M","offer_id":43179262935153,"sku":"25984498655188599805","price":29.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Dark Heather \/ M","offer_id":43151661564017,"sku":"31488247128784564230","price":29.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Sand \/ M","offer_id":43179262967921,"sku":"57262374471436000152","price":29.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Sky \/ M","offer_id":43179263000689,"sku":"28802640291818965328","price":29.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Sage \/ M","offer_id":43179263033457,"sku":"39659390636281660120","price":29.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Charcoal \/ L","offer_id":43179263066225,"sku":"18869750558730738744","price":29.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Navy \/ L","offer_id":43179263098993,"sku":"25858930788241924785","price":29.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Sport Grey \/ L","offer_id":43151661727857,"sku":"15242144901250903336","price":29.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"White \/ L","offer_id":43151661760625,"sku":"11944276834251423308","price":29.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Black \/ L","offer_id":43151661793393,"sku":"72668322245199943604","price":29.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Military Green \/ L","offer_id":43179263131761,"sku":"30358439187669414765","price":29.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Dark Heather \/ L","offer_id":43151661826161,"sku":"32371269281917188672","price":29.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Sand \/ L","offer_id":43179263164529,"sku":"19915460128555248988","price":29.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Sky \/ L","offer_id":43179263197297,"sku":"23880904937929719574","price":29.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Sage \/ L","offer_id":43179263230065,"sku":"18097146174208329708","price":29.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Charcoal \/ XL","offer_id":43179263262833,"sku":"18326827458986293700","price":29.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Navy \/ XL","offer_id":43179263295601,"sku":"25721387219138896234","price":29.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Sport Grey \/ XL","offer_id":43151661990001,"sku":"20132812633588933497","price":29.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"White \/ XL","offer_id":43151662022769,"sku":"32191489331868963914","price":29.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Black \/ XL","offer_id":43151662055537,"sku":"10825827596236315890","price":29.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Military Green \/ XL","offer_id":43179263328369,"sku":"27479705156370845957","price":29.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Dark Heather \/ XL","offer_id":43151662088305,"sku":"29238801508631783995","price":29.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Sand \/ XL","offer_id":43179263361137,"sku":"10823039014690649505","price":29.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Sky \/ XL","offer_id":43179263393905,"sku":"29113797345913239971","price":29.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Sage \/ XL","offer_id":43179263426673,"sku":"37804794467917428589","price":29.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Charcoal \/ 2XL","offer_id":43179263459441,"sku":"12947941168791873866","price":30.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Navy \/ 2XL","offer_id":43179263492209,"sku":"23722328999142358843","price":30.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Sport Grey \/ 2XL","offer_id":43151662252145,"sku":"10774872753721800123","price":30.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"White \/ 2XL","offer_id":43151662284913,"sku":"91757143598162638621","price":30.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Black \/ 2XL","offer_id":43151662317681,"sku":"25958544350308508054","price":30.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Military Green \/ 2XL","offer_id":43179263524977,"sku":"16094246159435206463","price":30.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Dark Heather \/ 2XL","offer_id":43151662350449,"sku":"58765218232889962864","price":30.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Sand \/ 2XL","offer_id":43179263557745,"sku":"25995466925836280523","price":30.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Sky \/ 2XL","offer_id":43179263590513,"sku":"23549900162242415339","price":30.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Sage \/ 2XL","offer_id":43179263623281,"sku":"23118311446267751232","price":30.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Charcoal \/ 3XL","offer_id":43179263656049,"sku":"29473223142407039028","price":31.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Navy \/ 3XL","offer_id":43179263688817,"sku":"69831798788060012212","price":31.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Sport Grey \/ 3XL","offer_id":43179263721585,"sku":"25681378640063937224","price":31.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"White \/ 3XL","offer_id":43179263754353,"sku":"19300551799908470278","price":31.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Black \/ 3XL","offer_id":43179263787121,"sku":"97161944986991587010","price":31.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Military Green \/ 3XL","offer_id":43179263819889,"sku":"11655123087765533720","price":31.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Dark Heather \/ 3XL","offer_id":43179263852657,"sku":"26435382610467098571","price":31.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Sand \/ 3XL","offer_id":43179263885425,"sku":"94398820351434630313","price":31.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Sky \/ 3XL","offer_id":43179263918193,"sku":"31171068816239695133","price":31.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Sage \/ 3XL","offer_id":43179263950961,"sku":"18010670012213280986","price":31.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true}],"thumbnail_url":"\/\/cdn.shopify.com\/s\/files\/1\/0591\/5718\/4625\/files\/18048953009617512606_2048.jpg?v=1777386860"},{"product_id":"violently-disengaged-t-shirt","title":"Violently Disengaged T-Shirt","description":"\u003c!-- x-tinymce\/html --\u003e\u003cp class=\"font-claude-response-body break-words whitespace-normal leading-[1.7]\"\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eThe Shirt That Gets It\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp class=\"font-claude-response-body break-words whitespace-pre-wrap leading-[1.7]\"\u003e☕ Soft, lightweight \u0026amp; comfortable enough to survive back-to-back meeting\u003cbr\u003e📏 Unisex true-to-size fit — check the size chart, it's the one deadline worth meeting \u003cbr\u003e🪡 Solid: 100% ring-spun cotton — Heathers \u0026amp; Sport Grey vary by color \u003cbr\u003e⚖️ Light 4.5oz fabric — preshrunk so it looks the same Friday as it did Monday\u003cbr\u003e🧵 Double-needle stitching — built to outlast your Q4 enthusiasm \u003cbr\u003e🏷️ Tear-away label — irritation-free. Unlike your inbox. \u003cbr\u003e🏭 Printed \u0026amp; Shipped in the USA \u003cbr\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp class=\"font-claude-response-body break-words whitespace-normal leading-[1.7]\"\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eWear the frustration. Skip the therapy.\u003c\/strong\u003e 😎\u003c\/p\u003e","brand":"Printify","offers":[{"title":"Charcoal \/ XS","offer_id":43179276271729,"sku":"23873545441806120648","price":29.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Dark Heather \/ XS","offer_id":43179276304497,"sku":"57293566631045907397","price":29.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Navy \/ XS","offer_id":43179276337265,"sku":"16248614192148515958","price":29.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Sport Grey \/ XS","offer_id":43179276370033,"sku":"11698245639489882410","price":29.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"White \/ XS","offer_id":43179276402801,"sku":"50854902554425606455","price":29.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Black \/ XS","offer_id":43179276435569,"sku":"60196581617698668734","price":29.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Charcoal \/ S","offer_id":43179276468337,"sku":"34005099948712900151","price":29.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Navy \/ S","offer_id":43179276501105,"sku":"10138763854015973475","price":29.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Sport Grey \/ S","offer_id":43153245962353,"sku":"22731970121691774931","price":29.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"White \/ S","offer_id":43153245995121,"sku":"21314056042441991304","price":29.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Black \/ S","offer_id":43153246027889,"sku":"10391965285816300662","price":29.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Military Green \/ S","offer_id":43179276533873,"sku":"30575525065484391558","price":29.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Dark Heather \/ S","offer_id":43153246060657,"sku":"11067095440811318303","price":29.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Sand \/ S","offer_id":43179276566641,"sku":"20388488429680129810","price":29.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Sky \/ S","offer_id":43179276599409,"sku":"12855797281431952449","price":29.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Sage \/ S","offer_id":43179276632177,"sku":"27752481205426435784","price":29.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Charcoal \/ M","offer_id":43179276664945,"sku":"26118923435634928996","price":29.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Navy \/ M","offer_id":43179276697713,"sku":"22290254476863754780","price":29.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Sport Grey \/ M","offer_id":43153246224497,"sku":"24588030128467111506","price":29.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"White \/ M","offer_id":43153246257265,"sku":"31491871388682824502","price":29.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Black \/ M","offer_id":43153246290033,"sku":"20104227676519370745","price":29.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Military Green \/ M","offer_id":43179276730481,"sku":"31530941037064037587","price":29.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Dark Heather \/ M","offer_id":43153246322801,"sku":"62378348266745695875","price":29.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Sand \/ M","offer_id":43179276763249,"sku":"66099698955319965658","price":29.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Sky \/ M","offer_id":43179276796017,"sku":"98702240428732680844","price":29.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Sage \/ M","offer_id":43179276828785,"sku":"15646167769974961012","price":29.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Charcoal \/ L","offer_id":43179276861553,"sku":"62816761467016687337","price":29.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Navy \/ L","offer_id":43179276894321,"sku":"73122358449712541987","price":29.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Sport Grey \/ L","offer_id":43153246486641,"sku":"15444788356320099629","price":29.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"White \/ L","offer_id":43153246519409,"sku":"24774297074087194424","price":29.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Black \/ L","offer_id":43153246552177,"sku":"21833106094964806589","price":29.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Military Green \/ L","offer_id":43179276927089,"sku":"32403697301391161720","price":29.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Dark Heather \/ L","offer_id":43153246584945,"sku":"29657709101916374921","price":29.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Sand \/ L","offer_id":43179276959857,"sku":"10201147530026621931","price":29.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Sky \/ L","offer_id":43179276992625,"sku":"13427340848463013320","price":29.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Sage \/ L","offer_id":43179277025393,"sku":"26852700225767792275","price":29.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Charcoal \/ XL","offer_id":43179277058161,"sku":"11966761293510200081","price":29.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Navy \/ XL","offer_id":43179277090929,"sku":"52701178064331947423","price":29.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Sport Grey \/ XL","offer_id":43153246748785,"sku":"31414263377705435670","price":29.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"White \/ XL","offer_id":43153246781553,"sku":"24953171947400207958","price":29.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Black \/ XL","offer_id":43153246814321,"sku":"51438070572956809510","price":29.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Military Green \/ XL","offer_id":43179277123697,"sku":"26713717845037092180","price":29.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Dark Heather \/ XL","offer_id":43153246847089,"sku":"30567787809140880656","price":29.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Sand \/ XL","offer_id":43179277156465,"sku":"29400935770022615116","price":29.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Sky \/ XL","offer_id":43179277189233,"sku":"54817208124642115333","price":29.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Sage \/ XL","offer_id":43179277222001,"sku":"13766026058333599786","price":29.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Charcoal \/ 2XL","offer_id":43179277254769,"sku":"12274816934304568675","price":30.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Navy \/ 2XL","offer_id":43179277287537,"sku":"18019911943878610516","price":30.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Sport Grey \/ 2XL","offer_id":43153247010929,"sku":"24743609288919593687","price":30.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"White \/ 2XL","offer_id":43153247043697,"sku":"17489127010217521391","price":30.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Black \/ 2XL","offer_id":43153247076465,"sku":"28987252165641756955","price":30.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Military Green \/ 2XL","offer_id":43179277320305,"sku":"27076865155375365688","price":30.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Dark Heather \/ 2XL","offer_id":43153247109233,"sku":"28663580462568766346","price":30.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Sand \/ 2XL","offer_id":43179277353073,"sku":"10707638100619561831","price":30.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Sky \/ 2XL","offer_id":43179277385841,"sku":"30714945760328715041","price":30.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Sage \/ 2XL","offer_id":43179277418609,"sku":"13497097784362069651","price":30.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Charcoal \/ 3XL","offer_id":43179277451377,"sku":"18006050821225950160","price":31.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Navy \/ 3XL","offer_id":43179277484145,"sku":"22405143555742655782","price":31.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Sport Grey \/ 3XL","offer_id":43179277516913,"sku":"17389715778488332141","price":31.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"White \/ 3XL","offer_id":43179277549681,"sku":"28292008098711375754","price":31.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Black \/ 3XL","offer_id":43179277582449,"sku":"30087487527296172489","price":31.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Military Green \/ 3XL","offer_id":43179277615217,"sku":"89629581944834813815","price":31.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Dark Heather \/ 3XL","offer_id":43179277647985,"sku":"33407060479314279574","price":31.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Sand \/ 3XL","offer_id":43179277680753,"sku":"96080416792039319633","price":31.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Sky \/ 3XL","offer_id":43179277713521,"sku":"15291868050615290686","price":31.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Sage \/ 3XL","offer_id":43179277746289,"sku":"13411492136620343231","price":31.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true}],"thumbnail_url":"\/\/cdn.shopify.com\/s\/files\/1\/0591\/5718\/4625\/files\/6124332766358990095_2048.jpg?v=1777387317"},{"product_id":"please-hesitate-to-reach-out-t-shirt","title":"Please Hesitate to reach out T-Shirt","description":"\u003c!-- x-tinymce\/html --\u003e\u003cp class=\"font-claude-response-body break-words whitespace-normal leading-[1.7]\"\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eThe Shirt That Gets It\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp class=\"font-claude-response-body break-words whitespace-pre-wrap leading-[1.7]\"\u003e☕ Soft, lightweight \u0026amp; comfortable enough to survive back-to-back meeting\u003cbr\u003e📏 Unisex true-to-size fit — check the size chart, it's the one deadline worth meeting \u003cbr\u003e🪡 Solid: 100% ring-spun cotton — Heathers \u0026amp; Sport Grey vary by color \u003cbr\u003e⚖️ Light 4.5oz fabric — preshrunk so it looks the same Friday as it did Monday\u003cbr\u003e🧵 Double-needle stitching — built to outlast your Q4 enthusiasm \u003cbr\u003e🏷️ Tear-away label — irritation-free. Unlike your inbox. \u003cbr\u003e🏭 Printed \u0026amp; Shipped in the USA \u003cbr\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp class=\"font-claude-response-body break-words whitespace-normal leading-[1.7]\"\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eWear the frustration. Skip the therapy.\u003c\/strong\u003e 😎\u003c\/p\u003e","brand":"Printify","offers":[{"title":"Charcoal \/ XS","offer_id":43179281186929,"sku":"14157311930612615211","price":29.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Dark Heather \/ XS","offer_id":43179281219697,"sku":"96254004763738547712","price":29.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Navy \/ XS","offer_id":43179281252465,"sku":"33587735229799220517","price":29.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Sport Grey \/ XS","offer_id":43179281285233,"sku":"12261502119714184793","price":29.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"White \/ XS","offer_id":43179281318001,"sku":"15187072023890300354","price":29.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Black \/ XS","offer_id":43179281350769,"sku":"98314538459277369613","price":29.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Charcoal \/ S","offer_id":43179281383537,"sku":"87312328693877979933","price":29.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Navy \/ S","offer_id":43179281416305,"sku":"14197485092488632003","price":29.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Sport Grey \/ S","offer_id":43153251598449,"sku":"29913123003074135057","price":29.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"White \/ S","offer_id":43153251631217,"sku":"32161336843133260895","price":29.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Black \/ S","offer_id":43153251663985,"sku":"26526508438768066275","price":29.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Military Green \/ S","offer_id":43179281449073,"sku":"40584847900120016263","price":29.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Dark Heather \/ S","offer_id":43153251696753,"sku":"21687925967255629148","price":29.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Sand \/ S","offer_id":43179281481841,"sku":"29942223650630787390","price":29.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Sky \/ S","offer_id":43179281514609,"sku":"24824268858917745700","price":29.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Sage \/ S","offer_id":43179281547377,"sku":"53486073360226429317","price":29.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Charcoal \/ M","offer_id":43179281580145,"sku":"11262642060309288246","price":29.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Navy \/ M","offer_id":43179281612913,"sku":"21205162203986456278","price":29.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Sport Grey \/ M","offer_id":43153251860593,"sku":"18217131831136838940","price":29.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"White \/ M","offer_id":43153251893361,"sku":"64738167524116620483","price":29.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Black \/ M","offer_id":43153251926129,"sku":"21710133280867712724","price":29.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Military Green \/ M","offer_id":43179281645681,"sku":"18092333295061402510","price":29.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Dark Heather \/ M","offer_id":43153251958897,"sku":"28743749039464475024","price":29.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Sand \/ M","offer_id":43179281678449,"sku":"25559531751094400590","price":29.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Sky \/ M","offer_id":43179281711217,"sku":"11670190545533349207","price":29.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Sage \/ M","offer_id":43179281743985,"sku":"30722428820430906625","price":29.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Charcoal \/ L","offer_id":43179281776753,"sku":"16807551806095504762","price":29.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Navy \/ L","offer_id":43179281809521,"sku":"80600521183628686066","price":29.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Sport Grey \/ L","offer_id":43153252122737,"sku":"15006381923065774233","price":29.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"White \/ L","offer_id":43153252155505,"sku":"59680735646319983530","price":29.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Black \/ L","offer_id":43153252188273,"sku":"93093326549150452943","price":29.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Military Green \/ L","offer_id":43179281842289,"sku":"13931174648502037976","price":29.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Dark Heather \/ L","offer_id":43153252221041,"sku":"24243747408980815997","price":29.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Sand \/ L","offer_id":43179281875057,"sku":"53704185458339025749","price":29.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Sky \/ L","offer_id":43179281907825,"sku":"43467093628002977364","price":29.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Sage \/ L","offer_id":43179281940593,"sku":"21243760629052245754","price":29.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Charcoal \/ XL","offer_id":43179281973361,"sku":"16993036258404842449","price":29.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Navy \/ XL","offer_id":43179282006129,"sku":"19996347892690201728","price":29.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Sport Grey \/ XL","offer_id":43153252384881,"sku":"28291397305259096527","price":29.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"White \/ XL","offer_id":43153252417649,"sku":"13082971463614388390","price":29.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Black \/ XL","offer_id":43153252450417,"sku":"29173929227585107722","price":29.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Military Green \/ XL","offer_id":43179282038897,"sku":"18936686438953449881","price":29.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Dark Heather \/ XL","offer_id":43153252483185,"sku":"10855785324561351514","price":29.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Sand \/ XL","offer_id":43179282071665,"sku":"28239652559469467803","price":29.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Sky \/ XL","offer_id":43179282104433,"sku":"13485032365732881124","price":29.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Sage \/ XL","offer_id":43179282137201,"sku":"12345203095144584323","price":29.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Charcoal \/ 2XL","offer_id":43179282169969,"sku":"15660138642580683685","price":30.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Navy \/ 2XL","offer_id":43179282202737,"sku":"17837825418497375448","price":30.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Sport Grey \/ 2XL","offer_id":43153252647025,"sku":"18124736853968728853","price":30.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"White \/ 2XL","offer_id":43153252679793,"sku":"24892758855971160524","price":30.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Black \/ 2XL","offer_id":43153252712561,"sku":"77471552173387254794","price":30.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Military Green \/ 2XL","offer_id":43179282235505,"sku":"28868338818297808169","price":30.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Dark Heather \/ 2XL","offer_id":43153252745329,"sku":"33481438236900393385","price":30.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Sand \/ 2XL","offer_id":43179282268273,"sku":"30836022128871121072","price":30.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Sky \/ 2XL","offer_id":43179282301041,"sku":"30713163565936968084","price":30.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Sage \/ 2XL","offer_id":43179282333809,"sku":"30064841259694608161","price":30.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Charcoal \/ 3XL","offer_id":43179282366577,"sku":"28145950391348072474","price":31.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Navy \/ 3XL","offer_id":43179282399345,"sku":"16229503824264635902","price":31.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Sport Grey \/ 3XL","offer_id":43179282432113,"sku":"59682103884264397883","price":31.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"White \/ 3XL","offer_id":43179282464881,"sku":"28653957448974516913","price":31.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Black \/ 3XL","offer_id":43179282497649,"sku":"42123963371032884148","price":31.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Military Green \/ 3XL","offer_id":43179282530417,"sku":"18265252344223388067","price":31.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Dark Heather \/ 3XL","offer_id":43179282563185,"sku":"21033048323676946202","price":31.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Sand \/ 3XL","offer_id":43179282595953,"sku":"30316549413075627481","price":31.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Sky \/ 3XL","offer_id":43179282628721,"sku":"17623320837705444259","price":31.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Sage \/ 3XL","offer_id":43179282661489,"sku":"94857412795346694619","price":31.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true}],"thumbnail_url":"\/\/cdn.shopify.com\/s\/files\/1\/0591\/5718\/4625\/files\/7728823245419221790_2048.jpg?v=1777387705"},{"product_id":"productivity-levels-t-shirt","title":"Productivity Levels T-Shirt","description":"\u003c!-- x-tinymce\/html --\u003e\u003cp class=\"font-claude-response-body break-words whitespace-normal leading-[1.7]\"\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eThe Shirt That Gets It\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp class=\"font-claude-response-body break-words whitespace-pre-wrap leading-[1.7]\"\u003e☕ Soft, lightweight \u0026amp; comfortable enough to survive back-to-back meeting\u003cbr\u003e📏 Unisex true-to-size fit — check the size chart, it's the one deadline worth meeting \u003cbr\u003e🪡 Solid: 100% ring-spun cotton — Heathers \u0026amp; Sport Grey vary by color \u003cbr\u003e⚖️ Light 4.5oz fabric — preshrunk so it looks the same Friday as it did Monday\u003cbr\u003e🧵 Double-needle stitching — built to outlast your Q4 enthusiasm \u003cbr\u003e🏷️ Tear-away label — irritation-free. Unlike your inbox. \u003cbr\u003e🏭 Printed \u0026amp; Shipped in the USA \u003cbr\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp class=\"font-claude-response-body break-words whitespace-normal leading-[1.7]\"\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eWear the frustration. Skip the therapy.\u003c\/strong\u003e 😎\u003c\/p\u003e","brand":"Printify","offers":[{"title":"Sport Grey \/ XS","offer_id":43179291639921,"sku":"26334325697657937582","price":29.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"White \/ XS","offer_id":43179291672689,"sku":"14196067930386539926","price":29.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Light Blue \/ S","offer_id":43179291705457,"sku":"32912461429015610719","price":29.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Sport Grey \/ S","offer_id":43154929680497,"sku":"24429085551058428753","price":29.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"White \/ S","offer_id":43154929713265,"sku":"27130024545466022456","price":29.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Heather Red \/ S","offer_id":43179291738225,"sku":"18872181302622929743","price":29.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Natural \/ S","offer_id":43179291770993,"sku":"21752189928051487474","price":29.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Sand \/ S","offer_id":43179291803761,"sku":"11756590266045320483","price":29.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Sky \/ S","offer_id":43179291836529,"sku":"15856665896634011684","price":29.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Light Pink \/ S","offer_id":43154929877105,"sku":"23826277883271647377","price":29.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Sage \/ S","offer_id":43179291869297,"sku":"99975980315824645033","price":29.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Light Blue \/ M","offer_id":43179291902065,"sku":"75692573682347384679","price":29.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Sport Grey \/ M","offer_id":43154929942641,"sku":"20561222897434887717","price":29.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"White \/ M","offer_id":43154929975409,"sku":"32319735528514274507","price":29.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Heather Red \/ M","offer_id":43179291934833,"sku":"25312389427847080876","price":29.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Natural \/ M","offer_id":43179291967601,"sku":"62534549265328913791","price":29.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Sand \/ M","offer_id":43179292000369,"sku":"51753948442516130530","price":29.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Sky \/ M","offer_id":43179292033137,"sku":"27441395421527692326","price":29.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Light Pink \/ M","offer_id":43154930139249,"sku":"12238345117151370486","price":29.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Sage \/ M","offer_id":43179292065905,"sku":"28727150278780977105","price":29.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Light Blue \/ L","offer_id":43179292098673,"sku":"12278641054534051608","price":29.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Sport Grey \/ L","offer_id":43154930204785,"sku":"90756748396397114706","price":29.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"White \/ L","offer_id":43154930237553,"sku":"67039474875508334223","price":29.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Heather Red \/ L","offer_id":43179292131441,"sku":"22710397787209199576","price":29.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Natural \/ L","offer_id":43179292164209,"sku":"76951878034075335741","price":29.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Sand \/ L","offer_id":43179292196977,"sku":"39550674976892032572","price":29.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Sky \/ L","offer_id":43179292229745,"sku":"19747659680504000810","price":29.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Light Pink \/ L","offer_id":43154930401393,"sku":"61309520665934593130","price":29.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Sage \/ L","offer_id":43179292262513,"sku":"22378499406468802131","price":29.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Light Blue \/ XL","offer_id":43179292295281,"sku":"23417250216292437330","price":29.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Sport Grey \/ XL","offer_id":43154930466929,"sku":"28388284514040349081","price":29.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"White \/ XL","offer_id":43154930499697,"sku":"51764660830592590061","price":29.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Heather Red \/ XL","offer_id":43179292328049,"sku":"27463043398215797693","price":29.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Natural \/ XL","offer_id":43179292360817,"sku":"27571724023599574866","price":29.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Sand \/ XL","offer_id":43179292393585,"sku":"31527364929359251157","price":29.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Sky \/ XL","offer_id":43179292426353,"sku":"76810796867316816825","price":29.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Light Pink \/ XL","offer_id":43154930663537,"sku":"18949554153420704351","price":29.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Sage \/ XL","offer_id":43179292459121,"sku":"16359914966095510230","price":29.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Light Blue \/ 2XL","offer_id":43179292491889,"sku":"22643225334916940368","price":30.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Sport Grey \/ 2XL","offer_id":43154930729073,"sku":"20723080790703649600","price":30.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"White \/ 2XL","offer_id":43154930761841,"sku":"20624374953165941743","price":30.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Heather Red \/ 2XL","offer_id":43179292524657,"sku":"32556045633176827159","price":30.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Natural \/ 2XL","offer_id":43179292557425,"sku":"24886607018265615987","price":30.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Sand \/ 2XL","offer_id":43179292590193,"sku":"28260944395334476542","price":30.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Sky \/ 2XL","offer_id":43179292622961,"sku":"11072443665141608823","price":30.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Light Pink \/ 2XL","offer_id":43154930925681,"sku":"30929366777147251892","price":30.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Sage \/ 2XL","offer_id":43179292655729,"sku":"32007283665686444202","price":30.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Light Blue \/ 3XL","offer_id":43179292688497,"sku":"10382218492059478778","price":31.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Sport Grey \/ 3XL","offer_id":43179292721265,"sku":"17133931015986792445","price":31.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"White \/ 3XL","offer_id":43179292754033,"sku":"21534691502502269994","price":31.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Heather Red \/ 3XL","offer_id":43179292786801,"sku":"30625022929173104486","price":31.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Natural \/ 3XL","offer_id":43179292819569,"sku":"16588129648708734447","price":31.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Sand \/ 3XL","offer_id":43179292852337,"sku":"41159687821303549088","price":31.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Sky \/ 3XL","offer_id":43179292885105,"sku":"15139022863499039880","price":31.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Light Pink \/ 3XL","offer_id":43154931056753,"sku":"97706918839364263477","price":31.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Sage \/ 3XL","offer_id":43179292917873,"sku":"24031091881399379241","price":31.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true}],"thumbnail_url":"\/\/cdn.shopify.com\/s\/files\/1\/0591\/5718\/4625\/files\/16792834408479667932_2048.jpg?v=1777388211"},{"product_id":"sophisticated-way-to-say-absolutely-nothing-t-shirt","title":"Sophisticated way to say absolutely nothing T-Shirt","description":"\u003c!-- x-tinymce\/html --\u003e\u003cp class=\"font-claude-response-body break-words whitespace-normal leading-[1.7]\"\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eThe Shirt That Gets It\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp class=\"font-claude-response-body break-words whitespace-pre-wrap leading-[1.7]\"\u003e☕ Soft, lightweight \u0026amp; comfortable enough to survive back-to-back meeting\u003cbr\u003e📏 Unisex true-to-size fit — check the size chart, it's the one deadline worth meeting \u003cbr\u003e🪡 Solid: 100% ring-spun cotton — Heathers \u0026amp; Sport Grey vary by color \u003cbr\u003e⚖️ Light 4.5oz fabric — preshrunk so it looks the same Friday as it did Monday\u003cbr\u003e🧵 Double-needle stitching — built to outlast your Q4 enthusiasm \u003cbr\u003e🏷️ Tear-away label — irritation-free. Unlike your inbox. \u003cbr\u003e🏭 Printed \u0026amp; Shipped in the USA \u003cbr\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp class=\"font-claude-response-body break-words whitespace-normal leading-[1.7]\"\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eWear the frustration. Skip the therapy.\u003c\/strong\u003e 😎\u003c\/p\u003e","brand":"Printify","offers":[{"title":"Military Green \/ S","offer_id":43179362517105,"sku":"24573717594327977185","price":29.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Military Green \/ M","offer_id":43179362713713,"sku":"22942313599643574189","price":29.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Military Green \/ L","offer_id":43179362910321,"sku":"27857121106153379701","price":29.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Military Green \/ XL","offer_id":43179363106929,"sku":"25685816077195437948","price":29.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Military Green \/ 2XL","offer_id":43179363303537,"sku":"10665602751220860862","price":30.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Military Green \/ 3XL","offer_id":43179363598449,"sku":"21143284308173684044","price":31.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Charcoal \/ XS","offer_id":43179362254961,"sku":"81631684358721038720","price":29.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Charcoal \/ S","offer_id":43179362451569,"sku":"23578336773117154765","price":29.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Charcoal \/ M","offer_id":43179362648177,"sku":"27513414280438249590","price":29.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Charcoal \/ L","offer_id":43179362844785,"sku":"19080072639192155279","price":29.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Charcoal \/ XL","offer_id":43179363041393,"sku":"22499577831550090577","price":29.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Charcoal \/ 2XL","offer_id":43179363238001,"sku":"82693411689508509166","price":30.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Charcoal \/ 3XL","offer_id":43179363434609,"sku":"85356031309992862088","price":31.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Dark Heather \/ XS","offer_id":43179362287729,"sku":"63207158950196672030","price":29.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Dark Heather \/ S","offer_id":43155151650929,"sku":"16257660561270008363","price":29.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Dark Heather \/ M","offer_id":43155151913073,"sku":"31325327033425384019","price":29.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Dark Heather \/ L","offer_id":43155152175217,"sku":"33761776071814089703","price":29.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Dark Heather \/ XL","offer_id":43155152437361,"sku":"52054469120962289571","price":29.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Dark Heather \/ 2XL","offer_id":43155152699505,"sku":"30721467963857994631","price":30.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Dark Heather \/ 3XL","offer_id":43179363631217,"sku":"25577090377828454860","price":31.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Navy \/ XS","offer_id":43179362320497,"sku":"32426327851717069652","price":29.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Navy \/ S","offer_id":43179362484337,"sku":"10408189217806900429","price":29.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Navy \/ M","offer_id":43179362680945,"sku":"25139916236272421101","price":29.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Navy \/ L","offer_id":43179362877553,"sku":"33704314891470894456","price":29.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Navy \/ XL","offer_id":43179363074161,"sku":"30713770004369449043","price":29.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Navy \/ 2XL","offer_id":43179363270769,"sku":"25783513129526823078","price":30.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Navy \/ 3XL","offer_id":43179363467377,"sku":"10084611989201287371","price":31.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Sport Grey \/ XS","offer_id":43179362353265,"sku":"46938578100870613416","price":29.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Sport Grey \/ S","offer_id":43155151552625,"sku":"20900411751419007943","price":29.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Sport Grey \/ M","offer_id":43155151814769,"sku":"78202217227965347221","price":29.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Sport Grey \/ L","offer_id":43155152076913,"sku":"19181732271025766328","price":29.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Sport Grey \/ XL","offer_id":43155152339057,"sku":"30889152434327811593","price":29.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Sport Grey \/ 2XL","offer_id":43155152601201,"sku":"15990984515559309219","price":30.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Sport Grey \/ 3XL","offer_id":43179363500145,"sku":"22008853706396741748","price":31.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"White \/ XS","offer_id":43179362386033,"sku":"21045364591332996538","price":29.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"White \/ S","offer_id":43155151585393,"sku":"97339219094162514031","price":29.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"White \/ M","offer_id":43155151847537,"sku":"28297262592424326154","price":29.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"White \/ L","offer_id":43155152109681,"sku":"88910199448174989905","price":29.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"White \/ XL","offer_id":43155152371825,"sku":"75047996673131241694","price":29.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"White \/ 2XL","offer_id":43155152633969,"sku":"11132152474405483713","price":30.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"White \/ 3XL","offer_id":43179363532913,"sku":"91148145169274782361","price":31.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Black \/ XS","offer_id":43179362418801,"sku":"29223317871232969596","price":29.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Black \/ S","offer_id":43155151618161,"sku":"27517029428398219846","price":29.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Black \/ M","offer_id":43155151880305,"sku":"10376857393044850549","price":29.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Black \/ L","offer_id":43155152142449,"sku":"12173197464614548831","price":29.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Black \/ XL","offer_id":43155152404593,"sku":"11630704309663303615","price":29.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Black \/ 2XL","offer_id":43155152666737,"sku":"64239271781780061831","price":30.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Black \/ 3XL","offer_id":43179363565681,"sku":"11160574799911922181","price":31.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Sand \/ S","offer_id":43179362549873,"sku":"14811007551063501904","price":29.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Sand \/ M","offer_id":43179362746481,"sku":"22320963105224980737","price":29.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Sand \/ L","offer_id":43179362943089,"sku":"88975290959692437190","price":29.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Sand \/ XL","offer_id":43179363139697,"sku":"88861857418288038150","price":29.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Sand \/ 2XL","offer_id":43179363336305,"sku":"33504697264972892344","price":30.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Sand \/ 3XL","offer_id":43179363663985,"sku":"75179686044504191042","price":31.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Sky \/ S","offer_id":43179362582641,"sku":"25822722714195633918","price":29.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Sky \/ M","offer_id":43179362779249,"sku":"11541794766191392794","price":29.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Sky \/ L","offer_id":43179362975857,"sku":"84498820515816287686","price":29.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Sky \/ XL","offer_id":43179363172465,"sku":"29258563082034657095","price":29.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Sky \/ 2XL","offer_id":43179363369073,"sku":"22789896289694454041","price":30.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Sky \/ 3XL","offer_id":43179363696753,"sku":"21197980168517242163","price":31.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Sage \/ S","offer_id":43179362615409,"sku":"29439883276177604587","price":29.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Sage \/ M","offer_id":43179362812017,"sku":"25624501832321196818","price":29.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Sage \/ L","offer_id":43179363008625,"sku":"47289768874686494044","price":29.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Sage \/ XL","offer_id":43179363205233,"sku":"29415882559792433459","price":29.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Sage \/ 2XL","offer_id":43179363401841,"sku":"31258411058630760116","price":30.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Sage \/ 3XL","offer_id":43179363729521,"sku":"10525972494679888650","price":31.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true}],"thumbnail_url":"\/\/cdn.shopify.com\/s\/files\/1\/0591\/5718\/4625\/files\/14447025160565673709_2048.jpg?v=1777390837"},{"product_id":"worlds-okayest-employee-t-shirt","title":"Worlds Okayest Employee T-Shirt","description":"\u003c!-- x-tinymce\/html --\u003e\u003cp class=\"font-claude-response-body break-words whitespace-normal leading-[1.7]\"\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eThe Shirt That Gets It\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp class=\"font-claude-response-body break-words whitespace-pre-wrap leading-[1.7]\"\u003e☕ Soft, lightweight \u0026amp; comfortable enough to survive back-to-back meeting\u003cbr\u003e📏 Unisex true-to-size fit — check the size chart, it's the one deadline worth meeting \u003cbr\u003e🪡 Solid: 100% ring-spun cotton — Heathers \u0026amp; Sport Grey vary by color \u003cbr\u003e⚖️ Light 4.5oz fabric — preshrunk so it looks the same Friday as it did Monday\u003cbr\u003e🧵 Double-needle stitching — built to outlast your Q4 enthusiasm \u003cbr\u003e🏷️ Tear-away label — irritation-free. Unlike your inbox. \u003cbr\u003e🏭 Printed \u0026amp; Shipped in the USA \u003cbr\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp class=\"font-claude-response-body break-words whitespace-normal leading-[1.7]\"\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eWear the frustration. Skip the therapy.\u003c\/strong\u003e 😎\u003c\/p\u003e","brand":"Printify","offers":[{"title":"Sport Grey \/ XS","offer_id":43179368251505,"sku":"12933810147605072930","price":29.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"White \/ XS","offer_id":43179368284273,"sku":"19938319814345676557","price":29.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Sport Grey \/ S","offer_id":43155159318641,"sku":"67314437728909821222","price":29.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"White \/ S","offer_id":43155159351409,"sku":"62609744553221950666","price":29.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Natural \/ S","offer_id":43155159384177,"sku":"24087026520991325831","price":29.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Ice Grey \/ S","offer_id":43179368317041,"sku":"74705365535031586436","price":29.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Sand \/ S","offer_id":43179368349809,"sku":"31112317685433803984","price":29.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Mint Green \/ S","offer_id":43155159449713,"sku":"49437267974634428036","price":29.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Sky \/ S","offer_id":43179368382577,"sku":"18440452379823849733","price":29.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Light Pink \/ S","offer_id":43155159482481,"sku":"99127808836654489427","price":29.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Sage \/ S","offer_id":43155159515249,"sku":"12838825691547279035","price":29.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Sport Grey \/ M","offer_id":43155159548017,"sku":"43759511641624495528","price":29.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"White \/ M","offer_id":43155159580785,"sku":"15766549253248083378","price":29.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Natural \/ M","offer_id":43155159613553,"sku":"24268360293910942551","price":29.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Ice Grey \/ M","offer_id":43179368415345,"sku":"11660224154793299774","price":29.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Sand \/ M","offer_id":43179368448113,"sku":"11797757280727514693","price":29.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Mint Green \/ M","offer_id":43155159679089,"sku":"25768455198608861359","price":29.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Sky \/ M","offer_id":43179368480881,"sku":"21139002823997308311","price":29.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Light Pink \/ M","offer_id":43155159711857,"sku":"22053192405461506493","price":29.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Sage \/ M","offer_id":43155159744625,"sku":"17143567768226851393","price":29.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Sport Grey \/ L","offer_id":43155159777393,"sku":"32619687410498976736","price":29.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"White \/ L","offer_id":43155159810161,"sku":"32922374929373396373","price":29.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Natural \/ L","offer_id":43155159842929,"sku":"12811428479149791862","price":29.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Ice Grey \/ L","offer_id":43179368513649,"sku":"21706546678290259811","price":29.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Sand \/ L","offer_id":43179368546417,"sku":"19194554475791692419","price":29.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Mint Green \/ L","offer_id":43155159908465,"sku":"20685954106299071839","price":29.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Sky \/ L","offer_id":43179368579185,"sku":"57045686024395664599","price":29.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Light Pink \/ L","offer_id":43155159941233,"sku":"23936083361843485241","price":29.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Sage \/ L","offer_id":43155159974001,"sku":"76058391867582675822","price":29.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Sport Grey \/ XL","offer_id":43155160006769,"sku":"18198124477848088651","price":29.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"White \/ XL","offer_id":43155160039537,"sku":"32849089709718463824","price":29.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Natural \/ XL","offer_id":43155160072305,"sku":"21293672078040963501","price":29.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Ice Grey \/ XL","offer_id":43179368611953,"sku":"48367642462793440977","price":29.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Sand \/ XL","offer_id":43179368644721,"sku":"10107006463992382777","price":29.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Mint Green \/ XL","offer_id":43155160137841,"sku":"12527012040292769700","price":29.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Sky \/ XL","offer_id":43179368677489,"sku":"17057147470992769467","price":29.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Light Pink \/ XL","offer_id":43155160170609,"sku":"27383976188736674322","price":29.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Sage \/ XL","offer_id":43155160203377,"sku":"12387211218394658085","price":29.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Sport Grey \/ 2XL","offer_id":43155160236145,"sku":"30821112909411733378","price":30.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"White \/ 2XL","offer_id":43155160268913,"sku":"21469143185203906824","price":30.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Natural \/ 2XL","offer_id":43155160301681,"sku":"37083059541971356571","price":30.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Ice Grey \/ 2XL","offer_id":43179368710257,"sku":"16061206046035125685","price":30.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Sand \/ 2XL","offer_id":43179368743025,"sku":"91552782761969620030","price":30.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Mint Green \/ 2XL","offer_id":43155160367217,"sku":"19048855031073536291","price":30.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Sky \/ 2XL","offer_id":43179368775793,"sku":"25060586549719118744","price":30.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Light Pink \/ 2XL","offer_id":43155160399985,"sku":"26313513792808926874","price":30.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Sage \/ 2XL","offer_id":43155160432753,"sku":"13169251315806308289","price":30.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Sport Grey \/ 3XL","offer_id":43179368808561,"sku":"21675938663926439618","price":31.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"White \/ 3XL","offer_id":43179368841329,"sku":"25060196914131910457","price":31.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Natural \/ 3XL","offer_id":43155160465521,"sku":"30141679451892235331","price":31.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Ice Grey \/ 3XL","offer_id":43179368874097,"sku":"52664716216510182250","price":31.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Sand \/ 3XL","offer_id":43179368906865,"sku":"15719658848241384874","price":31.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Mint Green \/ 3XL","offer_id":43155160531057,"sku":"52793137872065133282","price":31.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Sky \/ 3XL","offer_id":43179368939633,"sku":"19288345351622334139","price":31.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Light Pink \/ 3XL","offer_id":43155160563825,"sku":"36205828409463827369","price":31.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Sage \/ 3XL","offer_id":43155160596593,"sku":"43913977152155028876","price":31.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true}],"thumbnail_url":"\/\/cdn.shopify.com\/s\/files\/1\/0591\/5718\/4625\/files\/18389227743419501796_2048.jpg?v=1777391409"},{"product_id":"windows-error-t-shirt","title":"Windows error T-Shirt","description":"\u003c!-- x-tinymce\/html --\u003e\u003cp class=\"font-claude-response-body break-words whitespace-normal leading-[1.7]\"\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eThe Shirt That Gets It\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp class=\"font-claude-response-body break-words whitespace-pre-wrap leading-[1.7]\"\u003e☕ Soft, lightweight \u0026amp; comfortable enough to survive back-to-back meeting\u003cbr\u003e📏 Unisex true-to-size fit — check the size chart, it's the one deadline worth meeting \u003cbr\u003e🪡 Solid: 100% ring-spun cotton — Heathers \u0026amp; Sport Grey vary by color \u003cbr\u003e⚖️ Light 4.5oz fabric — preshrunk so it looks the same Friday as it did Monday\u003cbr\u003e🧵 Double-needle stitching — built to outlast your Q4 enthusiasm \u003cbr\u003e🏷️ Tear-away label — irritation-free. Unlike your inbox. \u003cbr\u003e🏭 Printed \u0026amp; Shipped in the USA \u003cbr\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp class=\"font-claude-response-body break-words whitespace-normal leading-[1.7]\"\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eWear the frustration. Skip the therapy.\u003c\/strong\u003e 😎\u003c\/p\u003e","brand":"Printify","offers":[{"title":"Charcoal \/ XS","offer_id":43179370446961,"sku":"11205538140669032725","price":29.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Dark Heather \/ XS","offer_id":43179370479729,"sku":"21278946431294525750","price":29.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Sport Grey \/ XS","offer_id":43179370512497,"sku":"25619387467904041053","price":29.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"White \/ XS","offer_id":43179370545265,"sku":"41745962601949376011","price":29.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Charcoal \/ S","offer_id":43179370578033,"sku":"15111752679650704095","price":29.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Sport Grey \/ S","offer_id":43155161972849,"sku":"29420164922992246909","price":29.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"White \/ S","offer_id":43155162005617,"sku":"24132411194594538806","price":29.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Dark Heather \/ S","offer_id":43155162071153,"sku":"22658234389950136062","price":29.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Heather Indigo \/ S","offer_id":43179370610801,"sku":"18590338794448989449","price":29.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Ice Grey \/ S","offer_id":43179370643569,"sku":"28157834437358485852","price":29.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Charcoal \/ M","offer_id":43179370676337,"sku":"33240603111437596586","price":29.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Sport Grey \/ M","offer_id":43155162234993,"sku":"12524590985751834143","price":29.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"White \/ M","offer_id":43155162267761,"sku":"31550966121394742581","price":29.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Dark Heather \/ M","offer_id":43155162333297,"sku":"12769608059104699322","price":29.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Heather Indigo \/ M","offer_id":43179370709105,"sku":"14032244177887611497","price":29.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Ice Grey \/ M","offer_id":43179370741873,"sku":"26863616809220746262","price":29.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Charcoal \/ L","offer_id":43179370774641,"sku":"11645257311527940486","price":29.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Sport Grey \/ L","offer_id":43155162497137,"sku":"17296656297453085843","price":29.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"White \/ L","offer_id":43155162529905,"sku":"26393458051729233942","price":29.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Dark Heather \/ L","offer_id":43155162595441,"sku":"27141435356693253215","price":29.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Heather Indigo \/ L","offer_id":43179370807409,"sku":"91169570074638059822","price":29.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Ice Grey \/ L","offer_id":43179370840177,"sku":"20251275764252575584","price":29.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Charcoal \/ XL","offer_id":43179370872945,"sku":"58175295564013666065","price":29.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Sport Grey \/ XL","offer_id":43155162759281,"sku":"12714805546809755080","price":29.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"White \/ XL","offer_id":43155162792049,"sku":"11155595901175780495","price":29.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Dark Heather \/ XL","offer_id":43155162857585,"sku":"28649373894379103058","price":29.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Heather Indigo \/ XL","offer_id":43179370905713,"sku":"11041845868364574971","price":29.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Ice Grey \/ XL","offer_id":43179370938481,"sku":"63267001658550037545","price":29.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Charcoal \/ 2XL","offer_id":43179370971249,"sku":"25031031437069487245","price":30.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Sport Grey \/ 2XL","offer_id":43155163021425,"sku":"13356402701104613132","price":30.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"White \/ 2XL","offer_id":43155163054193,"sku":"10064551829173855927","price":30.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Dark Heather \/ 2XL","offer_id":43155163119729,"sku":"45678838130002730044","price":30.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Heather Indigo \/ 2XL","offer_id":43179371004017,"sku":"51552652557620946869","price":30.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Ice Grey \/ 2XL","offer_id":43179371036785,"sku":"33222365446582351209","price":30.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Charcoal \/ 3XL","offer_id":43179371069553,"sku":"29996903348302983016","price":31.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Sport Grey \/ 3XL","offer_id":43179371102321,"sku":"62573920234722788239","price":31.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"White \/ 3XL","offer_id":43179371135089,"sku":"25317434251539473319","price":31.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Dark Heather \/ 3XL","offer_id":43179371167857,"sku":"87897447669180309124","price":31.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Heather Indigo \/ 3XL","offer_id":43179371200625,"sku":"62351418196365098753","price":31.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Ice Grey \/ 3XL","offer_id":43179371233393,"sku":"24248961608672931834","price":31.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true}],"thumbnail_url":"\/\/cdn.shopify.com\/s\/files\/1\/0591\/5718\/4625\/files\/17809409583200929078_2048.jpg?v=1777391749"},{"product_id":"survived-another-meeting-t-shirt","title":"Survived another meeting T-Shirt","description":"\u003c!-- x-tinymce\/html --\u003e\u003cp class=\"font-claude-response-body break-words whitespace-normal leading-[1.7]\"\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eThe Shirt That Gets It\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp class=\"font-claude-response-body break-words whitespace-pre-wrap leading-[1.7]\"\u003e☕ Soft, lightweight \u0026amp; comfortable enough to survive back-to-back meeting\u003cbr\u003e📏 Unisex true-to-size fit — check the size chart, it's the one deadline worth meeting \u003cbr\u003e🪡 Solid: 100% ring-spun cotton — Heathers \u0026amp; Sport Grey vary by color \u003cbr\u003e⚖️ Light 4.5oz fabric — preshrunk so it looks the same Friday as it did Monday\u003cbr\u003e🧵 Double-needle stitching — built to outlast your Q4 enthusiasm \u003cbr\u003e🏷️ Tear-away label — irritation-free. Unlike your inbox. \u003cbr\u003e🏭 Printed \u0026amp; Shipped in the USA \u003cbr\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp class=\"font-claude-response-body break-words whitespace-normal leading-[1.7]\"\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eWear the frustration. Skip the therapy.\u003c\/strong\u003e 😎\u003c\/p\u003e","brand":"Printify","offers":[{"title":"Sport Grey \/ XS","offer_id":43179380113521,"sku":"82972709806659615766","price":29.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"White \/ XS","offer_id":43179380146289,"sku":"33111028510016518434","price":29.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Light Blue \/ S","offer_id":43179380179057,"sku":"12845013882112820138","price":29.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Sport Grey \/ S","offer_id":43155236290673,"sku":"26699232485038968425","price":29.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"White \/ S","offer_id":43155236323441,"sku":"31134520733819831556","price":29.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Heather Red \/ S","offer_id":43179380211825,"sku":"45025122569311535989","price":29.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Natural \/ S","offer_id":43179380244593,"sku":"14362414724235721470","price":29.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Ice Grey \/ S","offer_id":43179380277361,"sku":"27267926740126509050","price":29.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Sand \/ S","offer_id":43179380310129,"sku":"43002815520532935828","price":29.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Sky \/ S","offer_id":43179380342897,"sku":"26863626986262341152","price":29.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Light Pink \/ S","offer_id":43155236454513,"sku":"25639794388975131179","price":29.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Sage \/ S","offer_id":43155236487281,"sku":"48864334445951595689","price":29.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Light Blue \/ M","offer_id":43179380375665,"sku":"68404344741996639491","price":29.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Sport Grey \/ M","offer_id":43155236552817,"sku":"11269822493919752003","price":29.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"White \/ M","offer_id":43155236585585,"sku":"12380514645687998331","price":29.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Heather Red \/ M","offer_id":43179380408433,"sku":"23437542078155381297","price":29.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Natural \/ M","offer_id":43179380441201,"sku":"25138386315579894843","price":29.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Ice Grey \/ M","offer_id":43179380473969,"sku":"19410227105913639210","price":29.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Sand \/ M","offer_id":43179380506737,"sku":"21319858040105825215","price":29.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Sky \/ M","offer_id":43179380539505,"sku":"14701211155527847719","price":29.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Light Pink \/ M","offer_id":43155236716657,"sku":"13233367006225855549","price":29.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Sage \/ M","offer_id":43155236749425,"sku":"14381292413854803085","price":29.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Light Blue \/ L","offer_id":43179380572273,"sku":"18194098652853323244","price":29.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Sport Grey \/ L","offer_id":43155236814961,"sku":"15279481113723262916","price":29.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"White \/ L","offer_id":43155236847729,"sku":"19650163545973198644","price":29.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Heather Red \/ L","offer_id":43179380605041,"sku":"19635322314415112675","price":29.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Natural \/ L","offer_id":43179380637809,"sku":"10496133369450488135","price":29.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Ice Grey \/ L","offer_id":43179380670577,"sku":"89097429360445365167","price":29.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Sand \/ L","offer_id":43179380703345,"sku":"20706063529028412792","price":29.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Sky \/ L","offer_id":43179380736113,"sku":"18659249086339379649","price":29.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Light Pink \/ L","offer_id":43155236978801,"sku":"29823553858463774886","price":29.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Sage \/ L","offer_id":43155237011569,"sku":"80307030637467667677","price":29.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Light Blue \/ XL","offer_id":43179380768881,"sku":"84467307798113070194","price":29.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Sport Grey \/ XL","offer_id":43155237077105,"sku":"26869456455061807787","price":29.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"White \/ XL","offer_id":43155237109873,"sku":"20061061512150390178","price":29.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Heather Red \/ XL","offer_id":43179380801649,"sku":"17848029869390642130","price":29.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Natural \/ XL","offer_id":43179380834417,"sku":"29426384683744768386","price":29.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Ice Grey \/ XL","offer_id":43179380867185,"sku":"28512542617045770749","price":29.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Sand \/ XL","offer_id":43179380899953,"sku":"19983102242221461365","price":29.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Sky \/ XL","offer_id":43179380932721,"sku":"11303905132799772315","price":29.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Light Pink \/ XL","offer_id":43155237240945,"sku":"88100613315560532325","price":29.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Sage \/ XL","offer_id":43155237273713,"sku":"24358004948511988215","price":29.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Light Blue \/ 2XL","offer_id":43179380965489,"sku":"23336663179355810760","price":30.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Sport Grey \/ 2XL","offer_id":43155237339249,"sku":"10196678362269473737","price":30.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"White \/ 2XL","offer_id":43155237372017,"sku":"19563961414616927684","price":30.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Heather Red \/ 2XL","offer_id":43179380998257,"sku":"27164584951641322542","price":30.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Natural \/ 2XL","offer_id":43179381031025,"sku":"78237799919130093908","price":30.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Ice Grey \/ 2XL","offer_id":43179381063793,"sku":"18102241941766992402","price":30.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Sand \/ 2XL","offer_id":43179381096561,"sku":"25166294604320915294","price":30.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Sky \/ 2XL","offer_id":43179381129329,"sku":"77991960841708591379","price":30.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Light Pink \/ 2XL","offer_id":43155237503089,"sku":"67718086722261424028","price":30.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Sage \/ 2XL","offer_id":43155237535857,"sku":"89317979144472430331","price":30.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Light Blue \/ 3XL","offer_id":43179381162097,"sku":"30246503606193537708","price":31.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Sport Grey \/ 3XL","offer_id":43179381194865,"sku":"29544210290624127705","price":31.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"White \/ 3XL","offer_id":43179381227633,"sku":"19236616119547714953","price":31.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Heather Red \/ 3XL","offer_id":43179381260401,"sku":"13054621501104238188","price":31.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Natural \/ 3XL","offer_id":43179381293169,"sku":"17055419302723945697","price":31.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Ice Grey \/ 3XL","offer_id":43179381325937,"sku":"31894674170120266904","price":31.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Sand \/ 3XL","offer_id":43179381358705,"sku":"28830591752426870552","price":31.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Sky \/ 3XL","offer_id":43179381391473,"sku":"30987734803164410506","price":31.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Light Pink \/ 3XL","offer_id":43155237699697,"sku":"12517385257251496120","price":31.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Sage \/ 3XL","offer_id":43155237732465,"sku":"20338190510922793390","price":31.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true}],"thumbnail_url":"\/\/cdn.shopify.com\/s\/files\/1\/0591\/5718\/4625\/files\/13526900155422656087_2048.jpg?v=1777392094"},{"product_id":"circle-back-bandwidth-synergy-t-shirt","title":"Circle Back - bandwidth \u0026 synergy T-Shirt","description":"\u003c!-- x-tinymce\/html --\u003e\u003cp class=\"font-claude-response-body break-words whitespace-normal leading-[1.7]\"\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eThe Shirt That Gets It\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp class=\"font-claude-response-body break-words whitespace-pre-wrap leading-[1.7]\"\u003e☕ Soft, lightweight \u0026amp; comfortable enough to survive back-to-back meeting\u003cbr\u003e📏 Unisex true-to-size fit — check the size chart, it's the one deadline worth meeting \u003cbr\u003e🪡 Solid: 100% ring-spun cotton — Heathers \u0026amp; Sport Grey vary by color \u003cbr\u003e⚖️ Light 4.5oz fabric — preshrunk so it looks the same Friday as it did Monday\u003cbr\u003e🧵 Double-needle stitching — built to outlast your Q4 enthusiasm \u003cbr\u003e🏷️ Tear-away label — irritation-free. Unlike your inbox. \u003cbr\u003e🏭 Printed \u0026amp; Shipped in the USA \u003cbr\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp class=\"font-claude-response-body break-words whitespace-normal leading-[1.7]\"\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eWear the frustration. Skip the therapy.\u003c\/strong\u003e 😎\u003c\/p\u003e","brand":"Printify","offers":[{"title":"Sport Grey \/ XS","offer_id":43179394367601,"sku":"25664037409353845314","price":29.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"White \/ XS","offer_id":43179394400369,"sku":"11371595172156252895","price":29.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Sport Grey \/ S","offer_id":43155250053233,"sku":"26070996204760354956","price":29.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"White \/ S","offer_id":43155250086001,"sku":"29695336621995182374","price":29.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Natural \/ S","offer_id":43155250151537,"sku":"32601846236522776678","price":29.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Ice Grey \/ S","offer_id":43179394433137,"sku":"33038181098606792448","price":29.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Sand \/ S","offer_id":43179394465905,"sku":"24503845263473155233","price":29.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Sky \/ S","offer_id":43179394498673,"sku":"32159914865260289469","price":29.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Light Pink \/ S","offer_id":43155250282609,"sku":"23012500354813176981","price":29.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Sage \/ S","offer_id":43179394531441,"sku":"29153656838010668544","price":29.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Sport Grey \/ M","offer_id":43155250315377,"sku":"17202645567644042599","price":29.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"White \/ M","offer_id":43155250348145,"sku":"30131946013137732903","price":29.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Natural \/ M","offer_id":43155250413681,"sku":"28161608376019433694","price":29.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Ice Grey \/ M","offer_id":43179394564209,"sku":"21920455661872194524","price":29.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Sand \/ M","offer_id":43179394596977,"sku":"31922960638342003226","price":29.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Sky \/ M","offer_id":43179394629745,"sku":"33795649086283591173","price":29.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Light Pink \/ M","offer_id":43155250544753,"sku":"14671652731535975079","price":29.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Sage \/ M","offer_id":43179394662513,"sku":"27774417855490922896","price":29.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Sport Grey \/ L","offer_id":43155250577521,"sku":"22708139092066265172","price":29.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"White \/ L","offer_id":43155250610289,"sku":"14705359933532821254","price":29.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Natural \/ L","offer_id":43155250675825,"sku":"27535118470785367586","price":29.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Ice Grey \/ L","offer_id":43179394695281,"sku":"17039178878515822034","price":29.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Sand \/ L","offer_id":43179394728049,"sku":"37264318345954016836","price":29.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Sky \/ L","offer_id":43179394760817,"sku":"32515130134795594951","price":29.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Light Pink \/ L","offer_id":43155250806897,"sku":"19465868232792506226","price":29.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Sage \/ L","offer_id":43179394793585,"sku":"26154677167039391437","price":29.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Sport Grey \/ XL","offer_id":43155250839665,"sku":"99624269640386975084","price":29.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"White \/ XL","offer_id":43155250872433,"sku":"25278728063052562295","price":29.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Natural \/ XL","offer_id":43155250937969,"sku":"28033078344017319564","price":29.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Ice Grey \/ XL","offer_id":43179394826353,"sku":"90125413267376507890","price":29.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Sand \/ XL","offer_id":43179394859121,"sku":"33042316727444543632","price":29.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Sky \/ XL","offer_id":43179394891889,"sku":"21239500579281099045","price":29.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Light Pink \/ XL","offer_id":43155251069041,"sku":"33645862833244128520","price":29.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Sage \/ XL","offer_id":43179394924657,"sku":"18777728616659504461","price":29.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Sport Grey \/ 2XL","offer_id":43155251101809,"sku":"52009775890829787292","price":30.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"White \/ 2XL","offer_id":43155251134577,"sku":"14889225132977333602","price":30.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Natural \/ 2XL","offer_id":43155251200113,"sku":"34757138723949727327","price":30.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Ice Grey \/ 2XL","offer_id":43179394957425,"sku":"92269724278881636652","price":30.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Sand \/ 2XL","offer_id":43179394990193,"sku":"28100050870028397921","price":30.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Sky \/ 2XL","offer_id":43179395022961,"sku":"19558396422906725597","price":30.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Light Pink \/ 2XL","offer_id":43155251331185,"sku":"33766152980324823361","price":30.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Sage \/ 2XL","offer_id":43179395055729,"sku":"12204520938628081716","price":30.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Sport Grey \/ 3XL","offer_id":43179395088497,"sku":"63720462331630526797","price":31.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"White \/ 3XL","offer_id":43179395121265,"sku":"22100617934528880288","price":31.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Natural \/ 3XL","offer_id":43155251396721,"sku":"15054239764222393241","price":31.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Ice Grey \/ 3XL","offer_id":43179395154033,"sku":"22347915821869522602","price":31.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Sand \/ 3XL","offer_id":43179395186801,"sku":"16853818341585693997","price":31.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Sky \/ 3XL","offer_id":43179395219569,"sku":"57709977646380189154","price":31.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Light Pink \/ 3XL","offer_id":43155251527793,"sku":"17523850816222773762","price":31.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Sage \/ 3XL","offer_id":43179395252337,"sku":"10804510954544997876","price":31.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true}],"thumbnail_url":"\/\/cdn.shopify.com\/s\/files\/1\/0591\/5718\/4625\/files\/9837806094938296041_2048.jpg?v=1777392544"},{"product_id":"corporate-speak-bingo-t-shirt","title":"Corporate speak bingo T-Shirt","description":"\u003c!-- x-tinymce\/html --\u003e\u003cp class=\"font-claude-response-body break-words whitespace-normal leading-[1.7]\"\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eThe Shirt That Gets It\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp class=\"font-claude-response-body break-words whitespace-pre-wrap leading-[1.7]\"\u003e☕ Soft, lightweight \u0026amp; comfortable enough to survive back-to-back meeting\u003cbr\u003e📏 Unisex true-to-size fit — check the size chart, it's the one deadline worth meeting \u003cbr\u003e🪡 Solid: 100% ring-spun cotton — Heathers \u0026amp; Sport Grey vary by color \u003cbr\u003e⚖️ Light 4.5oz fabric — preshrunk so it looks the same Friday as it did Monday\u003cbr\u003e🧵 Double-needle stitching — built to outlast your Q4 enthusiasm \u003cbr\u003e🏷️ Tear-away label — irritation-free. Unlike your inbox. \u003cbr\u003e🏭 Printed \u0026amp; Shipped in the USA \u003cbr\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp class=\"font-claude-response-body break-words whitespace-normal leading-[1.7]\"\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eWear the frustration. Skip the therapy.\u003c\/strong\u003e 😎\u003c\/p\u003e","brand":"Printify","offers":[{"title":"Sport Grey \/ XS","offer_id":43179397283953,"sku":"86050939270046297258","price":29.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"White \/ XS","offer_id":43179397316721,"sku":"30979000288405316411","price":29.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Light Blue \/ S","offer_id":43179397349489,"sku":"33841632299729137100","price":29.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Sport Grey \/ S","offer_id":43155275350129,"sku":"94854506208397617011","price":29.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"White \/ S","offer_id":43155275382897,"sku":"18820609883173509027","price":29.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Natural \/ S","offer_id":43155275448433,"sku":"29282742362692560870","price":29.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Ice Grey \/ S","offer_id":43179397382257,"sku":"46745420279399860400","price":29.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Sand \/ S","offer_id":43179397415025,"sku":"27452138965664529869","price":29.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Sky \/ S","offer_id":43179397447793,"sku":"34960478264588678336","price":29.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Sage \/ S","offer_id":43179397480561,"sku":"22363415861972281332","price":29.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Light Blue \/ M","offer_id":43179397513329,"sku":"25836968532670673197","price":29.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Sport Grey \/ M","offer_id":43155275612273,"sku":"55675765310019199896","price":29.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"White \/ M","offer_id":43155275645041,"sku":"91625999501663318016","price":29.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Natural \/ M","offer_id":43155275710577,"sku":"12601978988158439786","price":29.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Ice Grey \/ M","offer_id":43179397546097,"sku":"11561613720369011414","price":29.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Sand \/ M","offer_id":43179397578865,"sku":"19348854061271300027","price":29.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Sky \/ M","offer_id":43179397611633,"sku":"20656723374225178420","price":29.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Sage \/ M","offer_id":43179397644401,"sku":"76908349751730931413","price":29.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Light Blue \/ L","offer_id":43179397677169,"sku":"23044863770591353930","price":29.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Sport Grey \/ L","offer_id":43155275874417,"sku":"20540971267015628873","price":29.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"White \/ L","offer_id":43155275907185,"sku":"32032059729704605340","price":29.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Natural \/ L","offer_id":43155275972721,"sku":"31284153736914262381","price":29.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Ice Grey \/ L","offer_id":43179397709937,"sku":"78730181067131119354","price":29.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Sand \/ L","offer_id":43179397742705,"sku":"69570393907801050204","price":29.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Sky \/ L","offer_id":43179397775473,"sku":"18997124443041094519","price":29.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Sage \/ L","offer_id":43179397808241,"sku":"20424357439687421618","price":29.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Light Blue \/ XL","offer_id":43179397841009,"sku":"33504567791474028829","price":29.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Sport Grey \/ XL","offer_id":43155276136561,"sku":"24274496056047137093","price":29.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"White \/ XL","offer_id":43155276169329,"sku":"25372322350166170394","price":29.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Natural \/ XL","offer_id":43155276234865,"sku":"22633122249877859249","price":29.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Ice Grey \/ XL","offer_id":43179397873777,"sku":"24281842161707963208","price":29.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Sand \/ XL","offer_id":43179397906545,"sku":"29785127962207275152","price":29.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Sky \/ XL","offer_id":43179397939313,"sku":"12988277496685150832","price":29.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Sage \/ XL","offer_id":43179397972081,"sku":"29382615020507672853","price":29.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Light Blue \/ 2XL","offer_id":43179398004849,"sku":"15007391564680344039","price":30.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Sport Grey \/ 2XL","offer_id":43155276398705,"sku":"17532417171308312375","price":30.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"White \/ 2XL","offer_id":43155276431473,"sku":"34012968325204067665","price":30.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Natural \/ 2XL","offer_id":43155276497009,"sku":"32824409005116313077","price":30.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Ice Grey \/ 2XL","offer_id":43179398037617,"sku":"16654265516966029785","price":30.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Sand \/ 2XL","offer_id":43179398070385,"sku":"83858032589852934333","price":30.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Sky \/ 2XL","offer_id":43179398103153,"sku":"28001346855739540546","price":30.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Sage \/ 2XL","offer_id":43179398135921,"sku":"93390564128213258949","price":30.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Light Blue \/ 3XL","offer_id":43179398168689,"sku":"10517493485569224540","price":31.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Sport Grey \/ 3XL","offer_id":43179398201457,"sku":"25825929769939863239","price":31.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"White \/ 3XL","offer_id":43179398234225,"sku":"15240236247390741033","price":31.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Natural \/ 3XL","offer_id":43155276660849,"sku":"75358293872526218548","price":31.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Ice Grey \/ 3XL","offer_id":43179398266993,"sku":"71495376242755035816","price":31.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Sand \/ 3XL","offer_id":43179398299761,"sku":"46027802573004026557","price":31.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Sky \/ 3XL","offer_id":43179398332529,"sku":"21687301498820488621","price":31.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Sage \/ 3XL","offer_id":43179398365297,"sku":"40447460416217661583","price":31.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true}],"thumbnail_url":"\/\/cdn.shopify.com\/s\/files\/1\/0591\/5718\/4625\/files\/5638289440355015368_2048.jpg?v=1777392653"},{"product_id":"windows-error-t-shirt-1","title":"bandwidth zero T-Shirt","description":"\u003c!-- x-tinymce\/html --\u003e\u003cp class=\"font-claude-response-body break-words whitespace-normal leading-[1.7]\"\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eThe Shirt That Gets It\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp class=\"font-claude-response-body break-words whitespace-pre-wrap leading-[1.7]\"\u003e☕ Soft, lightweight \u0026amp; comfortable enough to survive back-to-back meeting\u003cbr\u003e📏 Unisex true-to-size fit — check the size chart, it's the one deadline worth meeting \u003cbr\u003e🪡 Solid: 100% ring-spun cotton — Heathers \u0026amp; Sport Grey vary by color \u003cbr\u003e⚖️ Light 4.5oz fabric — preshrunk so it looks the same Friday as it did Monday\u003cbr\u003e🧵 Double-needle stitching — built to outlast your Q4 enthusiasm \u003cbr\u003e🏷️ Tear-away label — irritation-free. Unlike your inbox. \u003cbr\u003e🏭 Printed \u0026amp; Shipped in the USA \u003cbr\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp class=\"font-claude-response-body break-words whitespace-normal leading-[1.7]\"\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eWear the frustration. Skip the therapy.\u003c\/strong\u003e 😎\u003c\/p\u003e","brand":"Printify","offers":[{"title":"Sport Grey \/ XS","offer_id":43179401019505,"sku":"32175806055391708408","price":29.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"White \/ XS","offer_id":43179401052273,"sku":"22912814044141194962","price":29.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Light Blue \/ S","offer_id":43179401085041,"sku":"33425923093675907244","price":29.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Sport Grey \/ S","offer_id":43155280396401,"sku":"11297545384839694615","price":29.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"White \/ S","offer_id":43155280429169,"sku":"70642974181922370744","price":29.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Natural \/ S","offer_id":43179401117809,"sku":"67496077021005033683","price":29.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Ice Grey \/ S","offer_id":43179401150577,"sku":"24975574838580405977","price":29.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Sand \/ S","offer_id":43179401183345,"sku":"16246289020756910047","price":29.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Sky \/ S","offer_id":43179401216113,"sku":"37313422713254916037","price":29.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Sage \/ S","offer_id":43179401248881,"sku":"99232515121617670751","price":29.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Light Blue \/ M","offer_id":43179401281649,"sku":"30743347615682515249","price":29.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Sport Grey \/ M","offer_id":43155280658545,"sku":"20891835949217780540","price":29.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"White \/ M","offer_id":43155280691313,"sku":"20811327803428358722","price":29.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Natural \/ M","offer_id":43179401314417,"sku":"45500437412512806164","price":29.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Ice Grey \/ M","offer_id":43179401347185,"sku":"78643622963346440886","price":29.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Sand \/ M","offer_id":43179401379953,"sku":"14223418419605520086","price":29.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Sky \/ M","offer_id":43179401412721,"sku":"73371013467833885070","price":29.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Sage \/ M","offer_id":43179401445489,"sku":"57757586873052481534","price":29.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Light Blue \/ L","offer_id":43179401478257,"sku":"31336863833609985782","price":29.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Sport Grey \/ L","offer_id":43155280920689,"sku":"31296707785337795871","price":29.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"White \/ L","offer_id":43155280953457,"sku":"32410468721886150113","price":29.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Natural \/ L","offer_id":43179401511025,"sku":"11093481852499977459","price":29.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Ice Grey \/ L","offer_id":43179401543793,"sku":"14275010419785388477","price":29.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Sand \/ L","offer_id":43179401576561,"sku":"24374371482924007567","price":29.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Sky \/ L","offer_id":43179401609329,"sku":"22429114091287605187","price":29.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Sage \/ L","offer_id":43179401642097,"sku":"25418132694087123795","price":29.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Light Blue \/ XL","offer_id":43179401674865,"sku":"98369550563630937462","price":29.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Sport Grey \/ XL","offer_id":43155281182833,"sku":"68917761639125347736","price":29.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"White \/ XL","offer_id":43155281215601,"sku":"21846831292213028255","price":29.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Natural \/ XL","offer_id":43179401707633,"sku":"26264686040975568676","price":29.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Ice Grey \/ XL","offer_id":43179401740401,"sku":"73379113201607017577","price":29.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Sand \/ XL","offer_id":43179401773169,"sku":"17252938433034230529","price":29.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Sky \/ XL","offer_id":43179401805937,"sku":"21701877923266039724","price":29.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Sage \/ XL","offer_id":43179401838705,"sku":"12841452082782197414","price":29.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Light Blue \/ 2XL","offer_id":43179401871473,"sku":"22068817416301592637","price":30.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Sport Grey \/ 2XL","offer_id":43155281444977,"sku":"27132689113730820554","price":30.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"White \/ 2XL","offer_id":43155281477745,"sku":"30655545116722423845","price":30.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Natural \/ 2XL","offer_id":43179401904241,"sku":"13415515809417779800","price":30.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Ice Grey \/ 2XL","offer_id":43179401937009,"sku":"32434809191577287645","price":30.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Sand \/ 2XL","offer_id":43179401969777,"sku":"22921492966798295054","price":30.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Sky \/ 2XL","offer_id":43179402002545,"sku":"72292283435996004661","price":30.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Sage \/ 2XL","offer_id":43179402035313,"sku":"20997359477763854354","price":30.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Light Blue \/ 3XL","offer_id":43179402068081,"sku":"28343041939568620613","price":31.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Sport Grey \/ 3XL","offer_id":43179402100849,"sku":"27845506026597237691","price":31.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"White \/ 3XL","offer_id":43179402133617,"sku":"22116768300175586397","price":31.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Natural \/ 3XL","offer_id":43179402166385,"sku":"14506957733704088705","price":31.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Ice Grey \/ 3XL","offer_id":43179402199153,"sku":"24548183304521413906","price":31.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Sand \/ 3XL","offer_id":43179402231921,"sku":"24077400642018265477","price":31.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Sky \/ 3XL","offer_id":43179402264689,"sku":"21279446228297123623","price":31.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Sage \/ 3XL","offer_id":43179402297457,"sku":"98261461223756286570","price":31.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true}],"thumbnail_url":"\/\/cdn.shopify.com\/s\/files\/1\/0591\/5718\/4625\/files\/2336193965668662488_2048.jpg?v=1777392942"},{"product_id":"expectation-vs-reality-2-t-shirt","title":"Expectation vs Reality 2 T-Shirt","description":"\u003c!-- x-tinymce\/html --\u003e\u003cp class=\"font-claude-response-body break-words whitespace-normal leading-[1.7]\"\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eThe Shirt That Gets It\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp class=\"font-claude-response-body break-words whitespace-pre-wrap leading-[1.7]\"\u003e☕ Soft, lightweight \u0026amp; comfortable enough to survive back-to-back meeting\u003cbr\u003e📏 Unisex true-to-size fit — check the size chart, it's the one deadline worth meeting \u003cbr\u003e🪡 Solid: 100% ring-spun cotton — Heathers \u0026amp; Sport Grey vary by color \u003cbr\u003e⚖️ Light 4.5oz fabric — preshrunk so it looks the same Friday as it did Monday\u003cbr\u003e🧵 Double-needle stitching — built to outlast your Q4 enthusiasm \u003cbr\u003e🏷️ Tear-away label — irritation-free. Unlike your inbox. \u003cbr\u003e🏭 Printed \u0026amp; Shipped in the USA \u003cbr\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp class=\"font-claude-response-body break-words whitespace-normal leading-[1.7]\"\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eWear the frustration. Skip the therapy.\u003c\/strong\u003e 😎\u003c\/p\u003e","brand":"Printify","offers":[{"title":"Sport Grey \/ XS","offer_id":43179411308657,"sku":"73996904448045708894","price":29.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"White \/ XS","offer_id":43179411341425,"sku":"24140578625533381321","price":29.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Light Blue \/ S","offer_id":43179411374193,"sku":"12118377636971050701","price":29.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Sport Grey \/ S","offer_id":43155297927281,"sku":"29184134585763346518","price":29.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"White \/ S","offer_id":43155297960049,"sku":"13638017237242896530","price":29.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Natural \/ S","offer_id":43155297992817,"sku":"17834258503354634826","price":29.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Ice Grey \/ S","offer_id":43155298025585,"sku":"30599112774962350036","price":29.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Sand \/ S","offer_id":43155298058353,"sku":"11342970818616157144","price":29.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Sky \/ S","offer_id":43155298091121,"sku":"47588232706575634334","price":29.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Light Blue \/ M","offer_id":43179411406961,"sku":"10491781906086044912","price":29.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Sport Grey \/ M","offer_id":43155298156657,"sku":"75220509976514329551","price":29.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"White \/ M","offer_id":43155298189425,"sku":"16335328305297896927","price":29.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Natural \/ M","offer_id":43155298222193,"sku":"11596902382141322950","price":29.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Ice Grey \/ M","offer_id":43155298254961,"sku":"20983365226138116504","price":29.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Sand \/ M","offer_id":43155298287729,"sku":"56881995043357671395","price":29.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Sky \/ M","offer_id":43155298320497,"sku":"27558277606958999875","price":29.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Light Blue \/ L","offer_id":43179411439729,"sku":"31507453426459340017","price":29.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Sport Grey \/ L","offer_id":43155298386033,"sku":"15748442987568416395","price":29.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"White \/ L","offer_id":43155298418801,"sku":"28404707913621699441","price":29.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Natural \/ L","offer_id":43155298451569,"sku":"19189648650227817271","price":29.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Ice Grey \/ L","offer_id":43155298484337,"sku":"17497128663182852846","price":29.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Sand \/ L","offer_id":43155298517105,"sku":"10724946595364999865","price":29.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Sky \/ L","offer_id":43155298549873,"sku":"66428355338405270866","price":29.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Light Blue \/ XL","offer_id":43179411472497,"sku":"28199716132364218618","price":29.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Sport Grey \/ XL","offer_id":43155298615409,"sku":"25431476189568523542","price":29.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"White \/ XL","offer_id":43155298648177,"sku":"17796771291335612917","price":29.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Natural \/ XL","offer_id":43155298680945,"sku":"25695057419030933465","price":29.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Ice Grey \/ XL","offer_id":43155298713713,"sku":"29488536156667377435","price":29.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Sand \/ XL","offer_id":43155298746481,"sku":"10470326090852486384","price":29.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Sky \/ XL","offer_id":43155298779249,"sku":"32396789918929105157","price":29.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Light Blue \/ 2XL","offer_id":43179411505265,"sku":"25075733824631461759","price":30.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Sport Grey \/ 2XL","offer_id":43155298844785,"sku":"14931754786201583341","price":30.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"White \/ 2XL","offer_id":43155298877553,"sku":"14069437526087155724","price":30.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Natural \/ 2XL","offer_id":43155298910321,"sku":"53161834533037060701","price":30.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Ice Grey \/ 2XL","offer_id":43155298943089,"sku":"18376401237830958509","price":30.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Sand \/ 2XL","offer_id":43155298975857,"sku":"14833856896280946078","price":30.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Sky \/ 2XL","offer_id":43155299008625,"sku":"17696907070505721459","price":30.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Light Blue \/ 3XL","offer_id":43179411538033,"sku":"22473862050011107491","price":31.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Sport Grey \/ 3XL","offer_id":43179411570801,"sku":"24154701863540542741","price":31.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"White \/ 3XL","offer_id":43179411603569,"sku":"28535735543307467714","price":31.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Natural \/ 3XL","offer_id":43155299074161,"sku":"20046217566785907157","price":31.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Ice Grey \/ 3XL","offer_id":43155299106929,"sku":"17914614966649933650","price":31.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Sand \/ 3XL","offer_id":43155299139697,"sku":"19562763852753815670","price":31.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Sky \/ 3XL","offer_id":43155299172465,"sku":"21542952389255080754","price":31.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true}],"thumbnail_url":"\/\/cdn.shopify.com\/s\/files\/1\/0591\/5718\/4625\/files\/448378522165778488_2048.jpg?v=1777393617"},{"product_id":"expectation-vs-reality-3-t-shirt","title":"Expectation vs Reality T-Shirt","description":"\u003c!-- x-tinymce\/html --\u003e\u003cp class=\"font-claude-response-body break-words whitespace-normal leading-[1.7]\"\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eThe Shirt That Gets It\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp class=\"font-claude-response-body break-words whitespace-pre-wrap leading-[1.7]\"\u003e☕ Soft, lightweight \u0026amp; comfortable enough to survive back-to-back meeting\u003cbr\u003e📏 Unisex true-to-size fit — check the size chart, it's the one deadline worth meeting \u003cbr\u003e🪡 Solid: 100% ring-spun cotton — Heathers \u0026amp; Sport Grey vary by color \u003cbr\u003e⚖️ Light 4.5oz fabric — preshrunk so it looks the same Friday as it did Monday\u003cbr\u003e🧵 Double-needle stitching — built to outlast your Q4 enthusiasm \u003cbr\u003e🏷️ Tear-away label — irritation-free. Unlike your inbox. \u003cbr\u003e🏭 Printed \u0026amp; Shipped in the USA \u003cbr\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp class=\"font-claude-response-body break-words whitespace-normal leading-[1.7]\"\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eWear the frustration. Skip the therapy.\u003c\/strong\u003e 😎\u003c\/p\u003e","brand":"Printify","offers":[{"title":"Sport Grey \/ XS","offer_id":43179415371889,"sku":"31361366352417508295","price":29.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"White \/ XS","offer_id":43179415404657,"sku":"28093074229432233642","price":29.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Light Blue \/ S","offer_id":43179415437425,"sku":"24991060852505424944","price":29.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Sport Grey \/ S","offer_id":43155300188273,"sku":"31080742847289578883","price":29.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"White \/ S","offer_id":43155300221041,"sku":"11346593147918760490","price":29.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Natural \/ S","offer_id":43155300253809,"sku":"31678109726487713180","price":29.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Ice Grey \/ S","offer_id":43155300319345,"sku":"19467233396125355909","price":29.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Sand \/ S","offer_id":43155300352113,"sku":"11965899477164313904","price":29.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Sky \/ S","offer_id":43155300384881,"sku":"24589262232134599507","price":29.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Light Pink \/ S","offer_id":43155300417649,"sku":"13956022057999182039","price":29.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Sage \/ S","offer_id":43179415470193,"sku":"15560736366696675612","price":29.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Light Blue \/ M","offer_id":43179415502961,"sku":"89176695572404324515","price":29.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Sport Grey \/ M","offer_id":43155300450417,"sku":"24226781561085170491","price":29.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"White \/ M","offer_id":43155300483185,"sku":"29973622423326077189","price":29.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Natural \/ M","offer_id":43155300515953,"sku":"16499468443114533062","price":29.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Ice Grey \/ M","offer_id":43155300581489,"sku":"31580299293924275513","price":29.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Sand \/ M","offer_id":43155300614257,"sku":"23279458975773410436","price":29.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Sky \/ M","offer_id":43155300647025,"sku":"54736233031351114444","price":29.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Light Pink \/ M","offer_id":43155300679793,"sku":"17237594565550877468","price":29.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Sage \/ M","offer_id":43179415535729,"sku":"11695408348060442308","price":29.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Light Blue \/ L","offer_id":43179415568497,"sku":"30784465097150593428","price":29.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Sport Grey \/ L","offer_id":43155300712561,"sku":"35814353179998095727","price":29.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"White \/ L","offer_id":43155300745329,"sku":"27886895635669471500","price":29.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Natural \/ L","offer_id":43155300778097,"sku":"14059525616993814113","price":29.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Ice Grey \/ L","offer_id":43155300843633,"sku":"17116510697112207658","price":29.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Sand \/ L","offer_id":43155300876401,"sku":"38975326940507217750","price":29.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Sky \/ L","offer_id":43155300909169,"sku":"11638519106285227152","price":29.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Light Pink \/ L","offer_id":43155300941937,"sku":"33870554599960295272","price":29.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Sage \/ L","offer_id":43179415601265,"sku":"58587246639265030818","price":29.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Light Blue \/ XL","offer_id":43179415634033,"sku":"38916363053900352098","price":29.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Sport Grey \/ XL","offer_id":43155300974705,"sku":"31023966489948773934","price":29.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"White \/ XL","offer_id":43155301007473,"sku":"21592660826150007705","price":29.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Natural \/ XL","offer_id":43155301040241,"sku":"13682934277582154531","price":29.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Ice Grey \/ XL","offer_id":43155301105777,"sku":"25945234555873024009","price":29.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Sand \/ XL","offer_id":43155301138545,"sku":"95125600313354808250","price":29.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Sky \/ XL","offer_id":43155301171313,"sku":"10982740871261702516","price":29.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Light Pink \/ XL","offer_id":43155301204081,"sku":"27274025557729070598","price":29.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Sage \/ XL","offer_id":43179415666801,"sku":"19242311293225036701","price":29.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Light Blue \/ 2XL","offer_id":43179415699569,"sku":"13499366224039602644","price":30.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Sport Grey \/ 2XL","offer_id":43155301236849,"sku":"27050705481012820117","price":30.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"White \/ 2XL","offer_id":43155301269617,"sku":"27170428470955366837","price":30.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Natural \/ 2XL","offer_id":43155301302385,"sku":"54757925350493636233","price":30.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Ice Grey \/ 2XL","offer_id":43155301367921,"sku":"28860975832639451184","price":30.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Sand \/ 2XL","offer_id":43155301400689,"sku":"43669292266339986180","price":30.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Sky \/ 2XL","offer_id":43155301433457,"sku":"16884388291051236082","price":30.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Light Pink \/ 2XL","offer_id":43155301466225,"sku":"30915325685052079777","price":30.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Sage \/ 2XL","offer_id":43179415732337,"sku":"13766546318166061870","price":30.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Light Blue \/ 3XL","offer_id":43179415765105,"sku":"32422424113742320386","price":31.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Sport Grey \/ 3XL","offer_id":43179415797873,"sku":"30238380025544972565","price":31.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"White \/ 3XL","offer_id":43179415830641,"sku":"21254672081476813025","price":31.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Natural \/ 3XL","offer_id":43155301498993,"sku":"54781858869749448296","price":31.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Ice Grey \/ 3XL","offer_id":43155301564529,"sku":"66811797422240035115","price":31.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Sand \/ 3XL","offer_id":43155301597297,"sku":"22275753113135245196","price":31.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Sky \/ 3XL","offer_id":43155301630065,"sku":"20954888393608523481","price":31.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Light Pink \/ 3XL","offer_id":43155301662833,"sku":"25438644149181600211","price":31.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Sage \/ 3XL","offer_id":43179415863409,"sku":"25361978481377474436","price":31.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true}],"thumbnail_url":"\/\/cdn.shopify.com\/s\/files\/1\/0591\/5718\/4625\/files\/2633273921872215030_2048.jpg?v=1777394000"},{"product_id":"nine-to-five-national-park-t-shirt","title":"Nine to Five National Park T-Shirt","description":"\u003c!-- x-tinymce\/html --\u003e\u003cp class=\"font-claude-response-body break-words whitespace-normal leading-[1.7]\"\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eThe Shirt That Gets It\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp class=\"font-claude-response-body break-words whitespace-pre-wrap leading-[1.7]\"\u003e☕ Soft, lightweight \u0026amp; comfortable enough to survive back-to-back meeting\u003cbr\u003e📏 Unisex true-to-size fit — check the size chart, it's the one deadline worth meeting \u003cbr\u003e🪡 Solid: 100% ring-spun cotton — Heathers \u0026amp; Sport Grey vary by color \u003cbr\u003e⚖️ Light 4.5oz fabric — preshrunk so it looks the same Friday as it did Monday\u003cbr\u003e🧵 Double-needle stitching — built to outlast your Q4 enthusiasm \u003cbr\u003e🏷️ Tear-away label — irritation-free. Unlike your inbox. \u003cbr\u003e🏭 Printed \u0026amp; Shipped in the USA \u003cbr\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp class=\"font-claude-response-body break-words whitespace-normal leading-[1.7]\"\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eWear the frustration. Skip the therapy.\u003c\/strong\u003e 😎\u003c\/p\u003e","brand":"Printify","offers":[{"title":"Sport Grey \/ XS","offer_id":43179413667953,"sku":"26404027681988601105","price":29.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"White \/ XS","offer_id":43179413700721,"sku":"24469733176891585021","price":29.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Sport Grey \/ S","offer_id":43155307331697,"sku":"13159305631839163635","price":29.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"White \/ S","offer_id":43155307364465,"sku":"50388507778087338088","price":29.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Kelly Green \/ S","offer_id":43179413733489,"sku":"18547474762503331432","price":29.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Natural \/ S","offer_id":43155307397233,"sku":"28208680261188526461","price":29.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Ice Grey \/ S","offer_id":43179413766257,"sku":"10511524728694516058","price":29.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Sand \/ S","offer_id":43179413799025,"sku":"19099539189708972432","price":29.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Sky \/ S","offer_id":43179413831793,"sku":"21857671687106382395","price":29.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Light Pink \/ S","offer_id":43155307528305,"sku":"12301135524036023391","price":29.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Sage \/ S","offer_id":43155307561073,"sku":"11845618117436933452","price":29.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Sport Grey \/ M","offer_id":43155307626609,"sku":"10104307582881024865","price":29.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"White \/ M","offer_id":43155307659377,"sku":"26378423630054480771","price":29.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Kelly Green \/ M","offer_id":43179413864561,"sku":"86085125908995308654","price":29.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Natural \/ M","offer_id":43155307692145,"sku":"14472593438088925139","price":29.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Ice Grey \/ M","offer_id":43179413897329,"sku":"19121556150248575524","price":29.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Sand \/ M","offer_id":43179413930097,"sku":"27871903413278215515","price":29.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Sky \/ M","offer_id":43179413962865,"sku":"11839334723474939804","price":29.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Light Pink \/ M","offer_id":43155307823217,"sku":"10779947151282990917","price":29.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Sage \/ M","offer_id":43155307855985,"sku":"52039042225361370400","price":29.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Sport Grey \/ L","offer_id":43155307921521,"sku":"29507108657309633136","price":29.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"White \/ L","offer_id":43155307954289,"sku":"46733085289995362882","price":29.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Kelly Green \/ L","offer_id":43179413995633,"sku":"65252949813333619780","price":29.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Natural \/ L","offer_id":43155307987057,"sku":"27252191007499956326","price":29.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Ice Grey \/ L","offer_id":43179414028401,"sku":"78877428515319039524","price":29.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Sand \/ L","offer_id":43179414061169,"sku":"17187956628614152037","price":29.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Sky \/ L","offer_id":43179414093937,"sku":"15915028519292562156","price":29.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Light Pink \/ L","offer_id":43155308118129,"sku":"25192667215804719693","price":29.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Sage \/ L","offer_id":43155308150897,"sku":"89518011813957212027","price":29.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Sport Grey \/ XL","offer_id":43155308216433,"sku":"13199025241809342823","price":29.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"White \/ XL","offer_id":43155308249201,"sku":"22810619644516466946","price":29.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Kelly Green \/ XL","offer_id":43179414126705,"sku":"39477884566782997008","price":29.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Natural \/ XL","offer_id":43155308281969,"sku":"15585059379626583319","price":29.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Ice Grey \/ XL","offer_id":43179414159473,"sku":"31234092002910375637","price":29.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Sand \/ XL","offer_id":43179414192241,"sku":"45683553959149179368","price":29.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Sky \/ XL","offer_id":43179414225009,"sku":"20838894281973144063","price":29.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Light Pink \/ XL","offer_id":43155308413041,"sku":"16400018872142474819","price":29.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Sage \/ XL","offer_id":43155308445809,"sku":"26952306765252928836","price":29.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Sport Grey \/ 2XL","offer_id":43155308511345,"sku":"14361440487906832875","price":30.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"White \/ 2XL","offer_id":43155308544113,"sku":"20653683160987176306","price":30.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Kelly Green \/ 2XL","offer_id":43179414257777,"sku":"31857934853431148276","price":30.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Natural \/ 2XL","offer_id":43155308576881,"sku":"24340750133683161000","price":30.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Ice Grey \/ 2XL","offer_id":43179414290545,"sku":"21188150411434806524","price":30.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Sand \/ 2XL","offer_id":43179414323313,"sku":"21851762226526895867","price":30.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Sky \/ 2XL","offer_id":43179414356081,"sku":"11261373210632840562","price":30.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Light Pink \/ 2XL","offer_id":43155308707953,"sku":"25604507153471491490","price":30.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Sage \/ 2XL","offer_id":43155308740721,"sku":"32514523008518360591","price":30.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Sport Grey \/ 3XL","offer_id":43179414388849,"sku":"39199055809682246574","price":31.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"White \/ 3XL","offer_id":43179414421617,"sku":"14282533670271991808","price":31.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Kelly Green \/ 3XL","offer_id":43179414454385,"sku":"15791253913008668388","price":31.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Natural \/ 3XL","offer_id":43155308806257,"sku":"22150989528091015866","price":31.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Ice Grey \/ 3XL","offer_id":43179414487153,"sku":"37050843672098981557","price":31.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Sand \/ 3XL","offer_id":43179414519921,"sku":"13937979618887200870","price":31.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Sky \/ 3XL","offer_id":43179414552689,"sku":"21247204977976606407","price":31.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Light Pink \/ 3XL","offer_id":43155308937329,"sku":"17553850545861826218","price":31.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Sage \/ 3XL","offer_id":43155308970097,"sku":"30263172213654215641","price":31.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true}],"thumbnail_url":"\/\/cdn.shopify.com\/s\/files\/1\/0591\/5718\/4625\/files\/12315762087735170153_2048.jpg?v=1777393974"},{"product_id":"reject-the-hustle-t-shirt","title":"Reject the hustle T-Shirt","description":"\u003c!-- x-tinymce\/html --\u003e\u003cp class=\"font-claude-response-body break-words whitespace-normal leading-[1.7]\"\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eThe Shirt That Gets It\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp class=\"font-claude-response-body break-words whitespace-pre-wrap leading-[1.7]\"\u003e☕ Soft, lightweight \u0026amp; comfortable enough to survive back-to-back meeting\u003cbr\u003e📏 Unisex true-to-size fit — check the size chart, it's the one deadline worth meeting \u003cbr\u003e🪡 Solid: 100% ring-spun cotton — Heathers \u0026amp; Sport Grey vary by color \u003cbr\u003e⚖️ Light 4.5oz fabric — preshrunk so it looks the same Friday as it did Monday\u003cbr\u003e🧵 Double-needle stitching — built to outlast your Q4 enthusiasm \u003cbr\u003e🏷️ Tear-away label — irritation-free. Unlike your inbox. \u003cbr\u003e🏭 Printed \u0026amp; Shipped in the USA \u003cbr\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp class=\"font-claude-response-body break-words whitespace-normal leading-[1.7]\"\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eWear the frustration. Skip the therapy.\u003c\/strong\u003e 😎\u003c\/p\u003e","brand":"Printify","offers":[{"title":"Sport Grey \/ XS","offer_id":43179419009137,"sku":"11462270941048328319","price":29.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"White \/ XS","offer_id":43179419041905,"sku":"22519067153194637816","price":29.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Light Blue \/ S","offer_id":43179419074673,"sku":"31557192360958925962","price":29.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Sport Grey \/ S","offer_id":43155334365297,"sku":"14523808112038967177","price":29.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"White \/ S","offer_id":43155334398065,"sku":"12749080633656622656","price":29.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Natural \/ S","offer_id":43155334430833,"sku":"24036412664481216832","price":29.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Ice Grey \/ S","offer_id":43179419107441,"sku":"31879398110909928315","price":29.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Sand \/ S","offer_id":43155334496369,"sku":"22260982128344767306","price":29.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Sky \/ S","offer_id":43155334561905,"sku":"21964270537943745437","price":29.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Sage \/ S","offer_id":43179419140209,"sku":"63615300469875178890","price":29.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Light Blue \/ M","offer_id":43179419172977,"sku":"23300319086236518151","price":29.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Sport Grey \/ M","offer_id":43155334627441,"sku":"20147380980303207969","price":29.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"White \/ M","offer_id":43155334660209,"sku":"90512257192457612079","price":29.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Natural \/ M","offer_id":43155334692977,"sku":"18179301025653236516","price":29.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Ice Grey \/ M","offer_id":43179419205745,"sku":"21914658321019759005","price":29.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Sand \/ M","offer_id":43155334758513,"sku":"22379027159137170317","price":29.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Sky \/ M","offer_id":43155334824049,"sku":"17755200541350346825","price":29.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Sage \/ M","offer_id":43179419238513,"sku":"28895853044852460754","price":29.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Light Blue \/ L","offer_id":43179419271281,"sku":"19120232825026136536","price":29.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Sport Grey \/ L","offer_id":43155334889585,"sku":"12992004225567230091","price":29.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"White \/ L","offer_id":43155334922353,"sku":"10252192956242283034","price":29.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Natural \/ L","offer_id":43155334955121,"sku":"13328443450119001843","price":29.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Ice Grey \/ L","offer_id":43179419304049,"sku":"33632338141367746888","price":29.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Sand \/ L","offer_id":43155335020657,"sku":"17891149560410664346","price":29.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Sky \/ L","offer_id":43155335086193,"sku":"29004223674766797460","price":29.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Sage \/ L","offer_id":43179419336817,"sku":"33947451195519735067","price":29.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Light Blue \/ XL","offer_id":43179419369585,"sku":"15465721775666392824","price":29.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Sport Grey \/ XL","offer_id":43155335151729,"sku":"90355743076449245325","price":29.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"White \/ XL","offer_id":43155335184497,"sku":"33326405458835670651","price":29.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Natural \/ XL","offer_id":43155335217265,"sku":"42473734958850981900","price":29.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Ice Grey \/ XL","offer_id":43179419402353,"sku":"54148860004283402045","price":29.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Sand \/ XL","offer_id":43155335282801,"sku":"24443304293256579783","price":29.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Sky \/ XL","offer_id":43155335348337,"sku":"24150718964942582187","price":29.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Sage \/ XL","offer_id":43179419435121,"sku":"22587834339658375038","price":29.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Light Blue \/ 2XL","offer_id":43179419467889,"sku":"22236501714617833254","price":30.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Sport Grey \/ 2XL","offer_id":43155335413873,"sku":"90553574191188450714","price":30.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"White \/ 2XL","offer_id":43155335446641,"sku":"82384942891184601577","price":30.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Natural \/ 2XL","offer_id":43155335479409,"sku":"23632654441597597106","price":30.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Ice Grey \/ 2XL","offer_id":43179419500657,"sku":"33970228008944617925","price":30.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Sand \/ 2XL","offer_id":43155335544945,"sku":"16921756722564269079","price":30.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Sky \/ 2XL","offer_id":43155335610481,"sku":"11318390889449480450","price":30.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Sage \/ 2XL","offer_id":43179419533425,"sku":"34618294837381147813","price":30.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Light Blue \/ 3XL","offer_id":43179419566193,"sku":"12355801641661487549","price":31.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Sport Grey \/ 3XL","offer_id":43179419598961,"sku":"74595258384263278907","price":31.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"White \/ 3XL","offer_id":43179419631729,"sku":"25080032643092189155","price":31.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Natural \/ 3XL","offer_id":43155335676017,"sku":"32391766259222341154","price":31.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Ice Grey \/ 3XL","offer_id":43179419664497,"sku":"23197160820887994973","price":31.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Sand \/ 3XL","offer_id":43155335741553,"sku":"16747448272733117435","price":31.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Sky \/ 3XL","offer_id":43155335807089,"sku":"20989916268388458452","price":31.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Sage \/ 3XL","offer_id":43179419697265,"sku":"21778633906681001907","price":31.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true}],"thumbnail_url":"\/\/cdn.shopify.com\/s\/files\/1\/0591\/5718\/4625\/files\/16039351161825414039_2048.jpg?v=1777394222"},{"product_id":"administrative-assistant-i-am-tired-t-shirt","title":"Administrative assistant i am tired T-Shirt","description":"\u003c!-- x-tinymce\/html --\u003e\u003cp class=\"font-claude-response-body break-words whitespace-normal leading-[1.7]\"\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eThe Shirt That Gets It\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp class=\"font-claude-response-body break-words whitespace-pre-wrap leading-[1.7]\"\u003e☕ Soft, lightweight \u0026amp; comfortable enough to survive back-to-back meeting\u003cbr\u003e📏 Unisex true-to-size fit — check the size chart, it's the one deadline worth meeting \u003cbr\u003e🪡 Solid: 100% ring-spun cotton — Heathers \u0026amp; Sport Grey vary by color \u003cbr\u003e⚖️ Light 4.5oz fabric — preshrunk so it looks the same Friday as it did Monday\u003cbr\u003e🧵 Double-needle stitching — built to outlast your Q4 enthusiasm \u003cbr\u003e🏷️ Tear-away label — irritation-free. Unlike your inbox. \u003cbr\u003e🏭 Printed \u0026amp; Shipped in the USA \u003cbr\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp class=\"font-claude-response-body break-words whitespace-normal leading-[1.7]\"\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eWear the frustration. Skip the therapy.\u003c\/strong\u003e 😎\u003c\/p\u003e","brand":"Printify","offers":[{"title":"Light Blue \/ S","offer_id":43179511939185,"sku":"19550887829442438358","price":29.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Light Blue \/ M","offer_id":43179512037489,"sku":"10980402164622741810","price":29.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Light Blue \/ L","offer_id":43179512135793,"sku":"13963766411792639766","price":29.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Light Blue \/ XL","offer_id":43179512234097,"sku":"30365031677666337644","price":29.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Light Blue \/ 2XL","offer_id":43179512332401,"sku":"23360018498056644510","price":30.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Light Blue \/ 3XL","offer_id":43179512430705,"sku":"18222306569889703185","price":31.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Charcoal \/ XS","offer_id":43179511808113,"sku":"24095425061893972289","price":29.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Charcoal \/ S","offer_id":43179511906417,"sku":"21793639813314727234","price":29.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Charcoal \/ M","offer_id":43179512004721,"sku":"24613660413124976782","price":29.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Charcoal \/ L","offer_id":43179512103025,"sku":"21384678663416749243","price":29.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Charcoal \/ XL","offer_id":43179512201329,"sku":"16900053010929770339","price":29.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Charcoal \/ 2XL","offer_id":43179512299633,"sku":"16441476368806663557","price":30.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Charcoal \/ 3XL","offer_id":43179512397937,"sku":"17500718842198694655","price":31.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Sport Grey \/ XS","offer_id":43179511840881,"sku":"14745743234406492902","price":29.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Sport Grey \/ S","offer_id":43155347013745,"sku":"23969865466738033008","price":29.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Sport Grey \/ M","offer_id":43155347275889,"sku":"19293734856466580372","price":29.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Sport Grey \/ L","offer_id":43155347538033,"sku":"22477324282705371768","price":29.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Sport Grey \/ XL","offer_id":43155347800177,"sku":"35752937718323110055","price":29.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Sport Grey \/ 2XL","offer_id":43155348062321,"sku":"55459751987987241696","price":30.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Sport Grey \/ 3XL","offer_id":43179512463473,"sku":"10395362312849524200","price":31.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"White \/ XS","offer_id":43179511873649,"sku":"20210914765808164231","price":29.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"White \/ S","offer_id":43155347046513,"sku":"11082079192986609518","price":29.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"White \/ M","offer_id":43155347308657,"sku":"24443189451392107191","price":29.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"White \/ L","offer_id":43155347570801,"sku":"28215659696569010457","price":29.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"White \/ XL","offer_id":43155347832945,"sku":"70176506755492893719","price":29.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"White \/ 2XL","offer_id":43155348095089,"sku":"16023358594162669216","price":30.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"White \/ 3XL","offer_id":43179512496241,"sku":"38670406726088071240","price":31.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Natural \/ S","offer_id":43155347079281,"sku":"51970828890051340949","price":29.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Natural \/ M","offer_id":43155347341425,"sku":"30948616656627893198","price":29.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Natural \/ L","offer_id":43155347603569,"sku":"31487805808163577467","price":29.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Natural \/ XL","offer_id":43155347865713,"sku":"10648643165179423525","price":29.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Natural \/ 2XL","offer_id":43155348127857,"sku":"85538444823256011605","price":30.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Natural \/ 3XL","offer_id":43155348324465,"sku":"22078031840528032273","price":31.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Ice Grey \/ S","offer_id":43179511971953,"sku":"32631354335353580083","price":29.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Ice Grey \/ M","offer_id":43179512070257,"sku":"15309283921214381368","price":29.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Ice Grey \/ L","offer_id":43179512168561,"sku":"61906977135818069213","price":29.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Ice Grey \/ XL","offer_id":43179512266865,"sku":"11963861347384172102","price":29.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Ice Grey \/ 2XL","offer_id":43179512365169,"sku":"13890006235659578476","price":30.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Ice Grey \/ 3XL","offer_id":43179512529009,"sku":"29301535140207528626","price":31.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Sand \/ S","offer_id":43155347144817,"sku":"17688641659105547462","price":29.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Sand \/ M","offer_id":43155347406961,"sku":"18442350423779271450","price":29.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Sand \/ L","offer_id":43155347669105,"sku":"14336604655308810049","price":29.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Sand \/ XL","offer_id":43155347931249,"sku":"12596823578091960538","price":29.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Sand \/ 2XL","offer_id":43155348193393,"sku":"30348185019619438307","price":30.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Sand \/ 3XL","offer_id":43155348390001,"sku":"31715129355528687763","price":31.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Sky \/ S","offer_id":43155347177585,"sku":"11880540866939056701","price":29.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Sky \/ M","offer_id":43155347439729,"sku":"18979978300534294558","price":29.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Sky \/ L","offer_id":43155347701873,"sku":"71049523089165341922","price":29.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Sky \/ XL","offer_id":43155347964017,"sku":"16949065704197773521","price":29.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Sky \/ 2XL","offer_id":43155348226161,"sku":"84089818130604711142","price":30.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Sky \/ 3XL","offer_id":43155348422769,"sku":"12071014642327019021","price":31.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Sage \/ S","offer_id":43155347243121,"sku":"23975619616446649245","price":29.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Sage \/ M","offer_id":43155347505265,"sku":"27085021339450247789","price":29.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Sage \/ L","offer_id":43155347767409,"sku":"25017831880170656948","price":29.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Sage \/ XL","offer_id":43155348029553,"sku":"29998362123104714967","price":29.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Sage \/ 2XL","offer_id":43155348291697,"sku":"31372274959168277270","price":30.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Sage \/ 3XL","offer_id":43155348488305,"sku":"29554170179957010773","price":31.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true}],"thumbnail_url":"\/\/cdn.shopify.com\/s\/files\/1\/0591\/5718\/4625\/files\/12068937141295395146_2048.jpg?v=1777398066"},{"product_id":"perfectly-composed-panic-t-shirt","title":"Perfectly composed panic T-Shirt","description":"\u003c!-- x-tinymce\/html --\u003e\u003cp class=\"font-claude-response-body break-words whitespace-normal leading-[1.7]\"\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eThe Shirt That Gets It\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp class=\"font-claude-response-body break-words whitespace-pre-wrap leading-[1.7]\"\u003e☕ Soft, lightweight \u0026amp; comfortable enough to survive back-to-back meeting\u003cbr\u003e📏 Unisex true-to-size fit — check the size chart, it's the one deadline worth meeting \u003cbr\u003e🪡 Solid: 100% ring-spun cotton — Heathers \u0026amp; Sport Grey vary by color \u003cbr\u003e⚖️ Light 4.5oz fabric — preshrunk so it looks the same Friday as it did Monday\u003cbr\u003e🧵 Double-needle stitching — built to outlast your Q4 enthusiasm \u003cbr\u003e🏷️ Tear-away label — irritation-free. Unlike your inbox. \u003cbr\u003e🏭 Printed \u0026amp; Shipped in the USA \u003cbr\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp class=\"font-claude-response-body break-words whitespace-normal leading-[1.7]\"\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eWear the frustration. Skip the therapy.\u003c\/strong\u003e 😎\u003c\/p\u003e","brand":"Printify","offers":[{"title":"Charcoal \/ XS","offer_id":43179551981681,"sku":"12192374546976337185","price":29.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Dark Heather \/ XS","offer_id":43179552014449,"sku":"18037511061129675154","price":29.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Navy \/ XS","offer_id":43179552047217,"sku":"19952983104104080980","price":29.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Black \/ XS","offer_id":43179552079985,"sku":"32038959813263969346","price":29.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Charcoal \/ S","offer_id":43179552112753,"sku":"37077056801083054290","price":29.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Navy \/ S","offer_id":43179552145521,"sku":"22690670214925150466","price":29.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Black \/ S","offer_id":43155372343409,"sku":"26660609692697044936","price":29.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Military Green \/ S","offer_id":43179552178289,"sku":"13706717972091604931","price":29.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Dark Heather \/ S","offer_id":43155372376177,"sku":"24584033810271262938","price":29.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Jade Dome \/ S","offer_id":43155372441713,"sku":"96322618443027818507","price":29.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Graphite Heather \/ S","offer_id":43179552211057,"sku":"29825911046441297466","price":29.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Sage \/ S","offer_id":43179552243825,"sku":"21984166053525412017","price":29.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Charcoal \/ M","offer_id":43179552276593,"sku":"23878365615687970113","price":29.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Navy \/ M","offer_id":43179552309361,"sku":"26955756806672285394","price":29.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Black \/ M","offer_id":43155372605553,"sku":"18655760857965415971","price":29.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Military Green \/ M","offer_id":43179552342129,"sku":"12854501384346677036","price":29.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Dark Heather \/ M","offer_id":43155372638321,"sku":"26543298149466358363","price":29.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Jade Dome \/ M","offer_id":43155372703857,"sku":"33549002434825446780","price":29.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Graphite Heather \/ M","offer_id":43179552374897,"sku":"15542264481558500586","price":29.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Sage \/ M","offer_id":43179552407665,"sku":"21462562577849147890","price":29.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Charcoal \/ L","offer_id":43179552440433,"sku":"76791556446584616622","price":29.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Navy \/ L","offer_id":43179552473201,"sku":"53846828071031365343","price":29.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Black \/ L","offer_id":43155372867697,"sku":"46889197532736978933","price":29.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Military Green \/ L","offer_id":43179552505969,"sku":"33695825030179874470","price":29.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Dark Heather \/ L","offer_id":43155372900465,"sku":"15671253361245112340","price":29.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Jade Dome \/ L","offer_id":43155372966001,"sku":"20178548095882752617","price":29.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Graphite Heather \/ L","offer_id":43179552538737,"sku":"15265959758613188086","price":29.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Sage \/ L","offer_id":43179552571505,"sku":"12955717655913773461","price":29.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Charcoal \/ XL","offer_id":43179552604273,"sku":"19546679527724437820","price":29.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Navy \/ XL","offer_id":43179552637041,"sku":"30411132443620585114","price":29.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Black \/ XL","offer_id":43155373129841,"sku":"15702752276502424974","price":29.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Military Green \/ XL","offer_id":43179552669809,"sku":"29454206791645204300","price":29.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Dark Heather \/ XL","offer_id":43155373162609,"sku":"30816948475036434979","price":29.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Jade Dome \/ XL","offer_id":43155373228145,"sku":"30098195863350330934","price":29.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Graphite Heather \/ XL","offer_id":43179552702577,"sku":"31689353828183259493","price":29.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Sage \/ XL","offer_id":43179552735345,"sku":"73691419251437775646","price":29.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Charcoal \/ 2XL","offer_id":43179552768113,"sku":"14141370470762504706","price":30.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Navy \/ 2XL","offer_id":43179552800881,"sku":"18898061847263261547","price":30.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Black \/ 2XL","offer_id":43155373391985,"sku":"12441906185809626872","price":30.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Military Green \/ 2XL","offer_id":43179552833649,"sku":"19588520279611597188","price":30.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Dark Heather \/ 2XL","offer_id":43155373424753,"sku":"15716497018428994202","price":30.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Jade Dome \/ 2XL","offer_id":43155373490289,"sku":"28650160248895552125","price":30.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Graphite Heather \/ 2XL","offer_id":43179552866417,"sku":"59474543368699298122","price":30.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Sage \/ 2XL","offer_id":43179552899185,"sku":"44390537523795414547","price":30.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Charcoal \/ 3XL","offer_id":43179552931953,"sku":"68906463233923199887","price":31.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Navy \/ 3XL","offer_id":43179552964721,"sku":"31671017426077653703","price":31.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Black \/ 3XL","offer_id":43179552997489,"sku":"70240276813521894541","price":31.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Military Green \/ 3XL","offer_id":43179553030257,"sku":"16612615971680794288","price":31.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Dark Heather \/ 3XL","offer_id":43179553063025,"sku":"21524021491880240117","price":31.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Jade Dome \/ 3XL","offer_id":43155373621361,"sku":"24587934947715411167","price":31.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Graphite Heather \/ 3XL","offer_id":43179553095793,"sku":"16554104669521010777","price":31.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Sage \/ 3XL","offer_id":43179553128561,"sku":"68569875957065144520","price":31.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true}],"thumbnail_url":"\/\/cdn.shopify.com\/s\/files\/1\/0591\/5718\/4625\/files\/6282272521054463095_2048.jpg?v=1777399022"},{"product_id":"per-my-last-email-t-shirt","title":"Per my last email T-Shirt","description":"\u003c!-- x-tinymce\/html --\u003e\u003cp class=\"font-claude-response-body break-words whitespace-normal leading-[1.7]\"\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eThe Shirt That Gets It\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp class=\"font-claude-response-body break-words whitespace-pre-wrap leading-[1.7]\"\u003e☕ Soft, lightweight \u0026amp; comfortable enough to survive back-to-back meeting\u003cbr\u003e📏 Unisex true-to-size fit — check the size chart, it's the one deadline worth meeting \u003cbr\u003e🪡 Solid: 100% ring-spun cotton — Heathers \u0026amp; Sport Grey vary by color \u003cbr\u003e⚖️ Light 4.5oz fabric — preshrunk so it looks the same Friday as it did Monday\u003cbr\u003e🧵 Double-needle stitching — built to outlast your Q4 enthusiasm \u003cbr\u003e🏷️ Tear-away label — irritation-free. Unlike your inbox. \u003cbr\u003e🏭 Printed \u0026amp; Shipped in the USA \u003cbr\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp class=\"font-claude-response-body break-words whitespace-normal leading-[1.7]\"\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eWear the frustration. Skip the therapy.\u003c\/strong\u003e 😎\u003c\/p\u003e","brand":"Printify","offers":[{"title":"Sport Grey \/ XS","offer_id":43179573739633,"sku":"20278210491102777754","price":29.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"White \/ XS","offer_id":43179573772401,"sku":"93761651899839822600","price":29.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Light Blue \/ S","offer_id":43179573805169,"sku":"23626292864102374052","price":29.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Sport Grey \/ S","offer_id":43155783843953,"sku":"85732978425732911209","price":29.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"White \/ S","offer_id":43155783876721,"sku":"32989717839710686730","price":29.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Cornsilk \/ S","offer_id":43155783909489,"sku":"23188597779827060017","price":29.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Natural \/ S","offer_id":43155783942257,"sku":"21252674869902066497","price":29.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Sand \/ S","offer_id":43179573837937,"sku":"44867685849361043660","price":29.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Sky \/ S","offer_id":43179573870705,"sku":"43236460612463760673","price":29.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Sage \/ S","offer_id":43179573903473,"sku":"56183613359269277989","price":29.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Light Blue \/ M","offer_id":43179573936241,"sku":"61012640404355898391","price":29.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Sport Grey \/ M","offer_id":43155784106097,"sku":"23489864455186341744","price":29.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"White \/ M","offer_id":43155784138865,"sku":"12294692494501942525","price":29.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Cornsilk \/ M","offer_id":43155784171633,"sku":"25448648292472889096","price":29.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Natural \/ M","offer_id":43155784204401,"sku":"28758020921341354993","price":29.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Sand \/ M","offer_id":43179573969009,"sku":"15875780579733269557","price":29.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Sky \/ M","offer_id":43179574001777,"sku":"10184078461338076646","price":29.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Sage \/ M","offer_id":43179574034545,"sku":"15681943582608679674","price":29.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Light Blue \/ L","offer_id":43179574067313,"sku":"13925567360352738206","price":29.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Sport Grey \/ L","offer_id":43155784368241,"sku":"27439476993509907240","price":29.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"White \/ L","offer_id":43155784401009,"sku":"31226164242610411299","price":29.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Cornsilk \/ L","offer_id":43155784433777,"sku":"20160692178973413240","price":29.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Natural \/ L","offer_id":43155784466545,"sku":"16137288281453254529","price":29.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Sand \/ L","offer_id":43179574100081,"sku":"58480204215183049995","price":29.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Sky \/ L","offer_id":43179574132849,"sku":"33887213275085274276","price":29.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Sage \/ L","offer_id":43179574165617,"sku":"82077424778753379282","price":29.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Light Blue \/ XL","offer_id":43179574198385,"sku":"13159151652305592649","price":29.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Sport Grey \/ XL","offer_id":43155784630385,"sku":"30600025642614636301","price":29.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"White \/ XL","offer_id":43155784663153,"sku":"10024996536162441083","price":29.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Cornsilk \/ XL","offer_id":43155784695921,"sku":"62434218004894985156","price":29.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Natural \/ XL","offer_id":43155784728689,"sku":"28727873334073162321","price":29.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Sand \/ XL","offer_id":43179574231153,"sku":"92321810612680010446","price":29.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Sky \/ XL","offer_id":43179574263921,"sku":"61975473596672141678","price":29.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Sage \/ XL","offer_id":43179574296689,"sku":"29645459986557891586","price":29.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Light Blue \/ 2XL","offer_id":43179574329457,"sku":"82968275349213039638","price":30.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Sport Grey \/ 2XL","offer_id":43155784892529,"sku":"27193571695839179018","price":30.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"White \/ 2XL","offer_id":43155784925297,"sku":"28969550840141141319","price":30.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Cornsilk \/ 2XL","offer_id":43155784958065,"sku":"14958258101946784924","price":30.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Natural \/ 2XL","offer_id":43155784990833,"sku":"27597692282892437333","price":30.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Sand \/ 2XL","offer_id":43179574362225,"sku":"32281411669299034772","price":30.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Sky \/ 2XL","offer_id":43179574394993,"sku":"33505276696419819889","price":30.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Sage \/ 2XL","offer_id":43179574427761,"sku":"14892539704061679003","price":30.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Cornsilk \/ 3XL","offer_id":43155785121905,"sku":"19615129855810233661","price":31.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Light Blue \/ 3XL","offer_id":43179574460529,"sku":"14563786777330381904","price":31.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Sport Grey \/ 3XL","offer_id":43179574493297,"sku":"64452374767165523721","price":31.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"White \/ 3XL","offer_id":43179574526065,"sku":"22777073790608714916","price":31.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Natural \/ 3XL","offer_id":43155785187441,"sku":"13923428076389543172","price":31.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Sand \/ 3XL","offer_id":43179574558833,"sku":"43977711900830186241","price":31.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Sky \/ 3XL","offer_id":43179574591601,"sku":"32498145877039794112","price":31.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Sage \/ 3XL","offer_id":43179574624369,"sku":"29622058111350670044","price":31.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true}],"thumbnail_url":"\/\/cdn.shopify.com\/s\/files\/1\/0591\/5718\/4625\/files\/16514252763130994758_2048.jpg?v=1777400107"},{"product_id":"living-the-dream-t-shirt","title":"Living the dream T-Shirt","description":"\u003c!-- x-tinymce\/html --\u003e\u003cp class=\"font-claude-response-body break-words whitespace-normal leading-[1.7]\"\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eThe Shirt That Gets It\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp class=\"font-claude-response-body break-words whitespace-pre-wrap leading-[1.7]\"\u003e☕ Soft, lightweight \u0026amp; comfortable enough to survive back-to-back meeting\u003cbr\u003e📏 Unisex true-to-size fit — check the size chart, it's the one deadline worth meeting \u003cbr\u003e🪡 Solid: 100% ring-spun cotton — Heathers \u0026amp; Sport Grey vary by color \u003cbr\u003e⚖️ Light 4.5oz fabric — preshrunk so it looks the same Friday as it did Monday\u003cbr\u003e🧵 Double-needle stitching — built to outlast your Q4 enthusiasm \u003cbr\u003e🏷️ Tear-away label — irritation-free. Unlike your inbox. \u003cbr\u003e🏭 Printed \u0026amp; Shipped in the USA \u003cbr\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp class=\"font-claude-response-body break-words whitespace-normal leading-[1.7]\"\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eWear the frustration. Skip the therapy.\u003c\/strong\u003e 😎\u003c\/p\u003e","brand":"Printify","offers":[{"title":"Charcoal \/ XS","offer_id":43179601985649,"sku":"38187132865384072412","price":29.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Navy \/ XS","offer_id":43179602018417,"sku":"13863884215961795466","price":29.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Sport Grey \/ XS","offer_id":43179602051185,"sku":"31390478030919230569","price":29.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"White \/ XS","offer_id":43179602083953,"sku":"23058124358649124689","price":29.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Black \/ XS","offer_id":43179602116721,"sku":"29807267353261520317","price":29.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Charcoal \/ S","offer_id":43179602149489,"sku":"31093660776899556519","price":29.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Navy \/ S","offer_id":43179602182257,"sku":"24235921039944711164","price":29.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Sport Grey \/ S","offer_id":43155792429169,"sku":"41962979514883233689","price":29.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"White \/ S","offer_id":43155792461937,"sku":"24221534604008044839","price":29.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Black \/ S","offer_id":43155792494705,"sku":"17531053103073905204","price":29.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Military Green \/ S","offer_id":43179602215025,"sku":"24646844080176383328","price":29.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Natural \/ S","offer_id":43179602247793,"sku":"51193847405679596762","price":29.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Sand \/ S","offer_id":43179602280561,"sku":"33164406593806011924","price":29.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Sky \/ S","offer_id":43179602313329,"sku":"10750859360336131464","price":29.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Sage \/ S","offer_id":43179602346097,"sku":"12567211660133597066","price":29.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Charcoal \/ M","offer_id":43179602378865,"sku":"11383319138987550092","price":29.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Navy \/ M","offer_id":43179602411633,"sku":"27248658472062890151","price":29.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Sport Grey \/ M","offer_id":43155792691313,"sku":"25271781459136078632","price":29.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"White \/ M","offer_id":43155792724081,"sku":"20192510978409645227","price":29.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Black \/ M","offer_id":43155792756849,"sku":"44188104973908727787","price":29.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Military Green \/ M","offer_id":43179602444401,"sku":"24953871182335260985","price":29.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Natural \/ M","offer_id":43179602477169,"sku":"19634137064843590725","price":29.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Sand \/ M","offer_id":43179602509937,"sku":"95337507998268963560","price":29.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Sky \/ M","offer_id":43179602542705,"sku":"16948804368439994878","price":29.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Sage \/ M","offer_id":43179602575473,"sku":"12778621728677550232","price":29.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Charcoal \/ L","offer_id":43179602608241,"sku":"29804742464926249299","price":29.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Navy \/ L","offer_id":43179602641009,"sku":"58181531562361220765","price":29.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Sport Grey \/ L","offer_id":43155792953457,"sku":"21883823945176881852","price":29.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"White \/ L","offer_id":43155792986225,"sku":"23197866610587054673","price":29.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Black \/ L","offer_id":43155793018993,"sku":"15465304597853518321","price":29.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Military Green \/ L","offer_id":43179602673777,"sku":"10406373403115271759","price":29.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Natural \/ L","offer_id":43179602706545,"sku":"32280896321071168925","price":29.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Sand \/ L","offer_id":43179602739313,"sku":"22226173428397570855","price":29.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Sky \/ L","offer_id":43179602772081,"sku":"19812473255805444104","price":29.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Sage \/ L","offer_id":43179602804849,"sku":"33151335577542153841","price":29.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Charcoal \/ XL","offer_id":43179602837617,"sku":"78337031194525561052","price":29.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Navy \/ XL","offer_id":43179602870385,"sku":"20660272242391512583","price":29.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Sport Grey \/ XL","offer_id":43155793215601,"sku":"32151815716876909966","price":29.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"White \/ XL","offer_id":43155793248369,"sku":"10375028135342046179","price":29.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Black \/ XL","offer_id":43155793281137,"sku":"18708870382497072822","price":29.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Military Green \/ XL","offer_id":43179602903153,"sku":"20922118074015154411","price":29.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Natural \/ XL","offer_id":43179602935921,"sku":"24575456447533152687","price":29.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Sand \/ XL","offer_id":43179602968689,"sku":"18464918790893897765","price":29.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Sky \/ XL","offer_id":43179603001457,"sku":"20714877927260158992","price":29.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Sage \/ XL","offer_id":43179603034225,"sku":"23835242819223597525","price":29.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Charcoal \/ 2XL","offer_id":43179603066993,"sku":"25659311359395860973","price":30.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Navy \/ 2XL","offer_id":43179603099761,"sku":"31742514739958405341","price":30.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Sport Grey \/ 2XL","offer_id":43155793477745,"sku":"63306000595969377897","price":30.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"White \/ 2XL","offer_id":43155793510513,"sku":"19372225849115347354","price":30.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Black \/ 2XL","offer_id":43155793543281,"sku":"17501785163482869771","price":30.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Military Green \/ 2XL","offer_id":43179603132529,"sku":"55660601094327204945","price":30.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Natural \/ 2XL","offer_id":43179603165297,"sku":"29168741523176450994","price":30.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Sand \/ 2XL","offer_id":43179603198065,"sku":"13600685247333352195","price":30.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Sky \/ 2XL","offer_id":43179603230833,"sku":"25866254439837348670","price":30.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Sage \/ 2XL","offer_id":43179603263601,"sku":"22796656371688929594","price":30.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Charcoal \/ 3XL","offer_id":43179603296369,"sku":"22406077735488012982","price":31.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Navy \/ 3XL","offer_id":43179603329137,"sku":"22304634692686130751","price":31.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Sport Grey \/ 3XL","offer_id":43179603361905,"sku":"28328791850252435039","price":31.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"White \/ 3XL","offer_id":43179603394673,"sku":"25479444378763424788","price":31.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Black \/ 3XL","offer_id":43179603427441,"sku":"25661896659898613526","price":31.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Military Green \/ 3XL","offer_id":43179603460209,"sku":"13167553037417912334","price":31.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Natural \/ 3XL","offer_id":43179603492977,"sku":"97535335489331488057","price":31.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Sand \/ 3XL","offer_id":43179603525745,"sku":"32740183516909121138","price":31.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Sky \/ 3XL","offer_id":43179603558513,"sku":"23056441323046725409","price":31.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Sage \/ 3XL","offer_id":43179603591281,"sku":"22902390387582816169","price":31.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true}],"thumbnail_url":"\/\/cdn.shopify.com\/s\/files\/1\/0591\/5718\/4625\/files\/11912367929722611572_2048.jpg?v=1777400793"},{"product_id":"windows-error-motivation-not-found-t-shirt","title":"Windows Error Motivation not found T-Shirt","description":"\u003c!-- x-tinymce\/html --\u003e\u003cp class=\"font-claude-response-body break-words whitespace-normal leading-[1.7]\"\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eThe Shirt That Gets It\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp class=\"font-claude-response-body break-words whitespace-pre-wrap leading-[1.7]\"\u003e☕ Soft, lightweight \u0026amp; comfortable enough to survive back-to-back meeting\u003cbr\u003e📏 Unisex true-to-size fit — check the size chart, it's the one deadline worth meeting \u003cbr\u003e🪡 Solid: 100% ring-spun cotton — Heathers \u0026amp; Sport Grey vary by color \u003cbr\u003e⚖️ Light 4.5oz fabric — preshrunk so it looks the same Friday as it did Monday\u003cbr\u003e🧵 Double-needle stitching — built to outlast your Q4 enthusiasm \u003cbr\u003e🏷️ Tear-away label — irritation-free. Unlike your inbox. \u003cbr\u003e🏭 Printed \u0026amp; Shipped in the USA \u003cbr\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp class=\"font-claude-response-body break-words whitespace-normal leading-[1.7]\"\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eWear the frustration. Skip the therapy.\u003c\/strong\u003e 😎\u003c\/p\u003e","brand":"Printify","offers":[{"title":"Light Blue \/ S","offer_id":43179607916657,"sku":"15475729562657137302","price":29.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Light Blue \/ M","offer_id":43179608080497,"sku":"19890519066575653223","price":29.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Light Blue \/ L","offer_id":43179608244337,"sku":"16660814988848936082","price":29.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Light Blue \/ XL","offer_id":43179608408177,"sku":"28569199609621498925","price":29.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Light Blue \/ 2XL","offer_id":43179608572017,"sku":"24974780156530050495","price":30.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Light Blue \/ 3XL","offer_id":43179608735857,"sku":"10326411205027056033","price":31.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Sport Grey \/ XS","offer_id":43179607851121,"sku":"25013861543480385381","price":29.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Sport Grey \/ S","offer_id":43155814940785,"sku":"49887393933098115375","price":29.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Sport Grey \/ M","offer_id":43155815170161,"sku":"74867732280587293201","price":29.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Sport Grey \/ L","offer_id":43155815399537,"sku":"26025992195289431883","price":29.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Sport Grey \/ XL","offer_id":43155815628913,"sku":"41138411329504936966","price":29.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Sport Grey \/ 2XL","offer_id":43155815858289,"sku":"20980242113684321988","price":30.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Sport Grey \/ 3XL","offer_id":43179608768625,"sku":"33852209519042848726","price":31.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"White \/ XS","offer_id":43179607883889,"sku":"17096451552039578939","price":29.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"White \/ S","offer_id":43155814973553,"sku":"13061030267503437954","price":29.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"White \/ M","offer_id":43155815202929,"sku":"11842889654300046844","price":29.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"White \/ L","offer_id":43155815432305,"sku":"15488001875182169722","price":29.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"White \/ XL","offer_id":43155815661681,"sku":"67050180046089748120","price":29.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"White \/ 2XL","offer_id":43155815891057,"sku":"24172791615301429386","price":30.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"White \/ 3XL","offer_id":43179608801393,"sku":"14768481642996667680","price":31.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Natural \/ S","offer_id":43179607949425,"sku":"96083070238140070724","price":29.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Natural \/ M","offer_id":43179608113265,"sku":"33194845350879740834","price":29.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Natural \/ L","offer_id":43179608277105,"sku":"17002986494307857170","price":29.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Natural \/ XL","offer_id":43179608440945,"sku":"26526602378178905105","price":29.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Natural \/ 2XL","offer_id":43179608604785,"sku":"17409659379130858262","price":30.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Natural \/ 3XL","offer_id":43179608834161,"sku":"10971506446496573968","price":31.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Ice Grey \/ S","offer_id":43179607982193,"sku":"17045465455787442435","price":29.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Ice Grey \/ M","offer_id":43179608146033,"sku":"14076210636349263420","price":29.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Ice Grey \/ L","offer_id":43179608309873,"sku":"20251656064862576865","price":29.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Ice Grey \/ XL","offer_id":43179608473713,"sku":"88927219370308511097","price":29.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Ice Grey \/ 2XL","offer_id":43179608637553,"sku":"15782357179754050837","price":30.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Ice Grey \/ 3XL","offer_id":43179608866929,"sku":"79443382232981860974","price":31.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Sand \/ S","offer_id":43179608014961,"sku":"17719561895049858697","price":29.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Sand \/ M","offer_id":43179608178801,"sku":"22215446119167347880","price":29.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Sand \/ L","offer_id":43179608342641,"sku":"21222463563957804670","price":29.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Sand \/ XL","offer_id":43179608506481,"sku":"22451364200867905252","price":29.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Sand \/ 2XL","offer_id":43179608670321,"sku":"45175875340112281149","price":30.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Sand \/ 3XL","offer_id":43179608899697,"sku":"10597144634494784057","price":31.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Sky \/ S","offer_id":43155815104625,"sku":"27893442838906243666","price":29.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Sky \/ M","offer_id":43155815334001,"sku":"29484892166161366921","price":29.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Sky \/ L","offer_id":43155815563377,"sku":"31112211937370229660","price":29.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Sky \/ XL","offer_id":43155815792753,"sku":"15655163902752215941","price":29.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Sky \/ 2XL","offer_id":43155816022129,"sku":"13655761752142849024","price":30.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Sky \/ 3XL","offer_id":43155816185969,"sku":"12065061755865736153","price":31.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Sage \/ S","offer_id":43179608047729,"sku":"18418130043377991964","price":29.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Sage \/ M","offer_id":43179608211569,"sku":"40306133443516789587","price":29.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Sage \/ L","offer_id":43179608375409,"sku":"20496614506068636568","price":29.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Sage \/ XL","offer_id":43179608539249,"sku":"31056482167415733304","price":29.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Sage \/ 2XL","offer_id":43179608703089,"sku":"18924548282329459986","price":30.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Sage \/ 3XL","offer_id":43179608932465,"sku":"29762455339348142327","price":31.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true}],"thumbnail_url":"\/\/cdn.shopify.com\/s\/files\/1\/0591\/5718\/4625\/files\/13086628233320023419_2048.jpg?v=1777401232"},{"product_id":"everything-is-urgent-t-shirt","title":"Everything is Urgent T-Shirt","description":"\u003c!-- x-tinymce\/html --\u003e\u003cp class=\"font-claude-response-body break-words whitespace-normal leading-[1.7]\"\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eThe Shirt That Gets It\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp class=\"font-claude-response-body break-words whitespace-pre-wrap leading-[1.7]\"\u003e☕ Soft, lightweight \u0026amp; comfortable enough to survive back-to-back meeting\u003cbr\u003e📏 Unisex true-to-size fit — check the size chart, it's the one deadline worth meeting \u003cbr\u003e🪡 Solid: 100% ring-spun cotton — Heathers \u0026amp; Sport Grey vary by color \u003cbr\u003e⚖️ Light 4.5oz fabric — preshrunk so it looks the same Friday as it did Monday\u003cbr\u003e🧵 Double-needle stitching — built to outlast your Q4 enthusiasm \u003cbr\u003e🏷️ Tear-away label — irritation-free. Unlike your inbox. \u003cbr\u003e🏭 Printed \u0026amp; Shipped in the USA \u003cbr\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp class=\"font-claude-response-body break-words whitespace-normal leading-[1.7]\"\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eWear the frustration. Skip the therapy.\u003c\/strong\u003e 😎\u003c\/p\u003e","brand":"Printify","offers":[{"title":"Charcoal \/ XS","offer_id":43184514072689,"sku":"27739623070512087697","price":29.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Dark Heather \/ XS","offer_id":43184514105457,"sku":"64148186924700973341","price":29.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Sport Grey \/ XS","offer_id":43184514138225,"sku":"96507206382596089507","price":29.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"White \/ XS","offer_id":43184514170993,"sku":"27957868768403328372","price":29.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Black \/ XS","offer_id":43184514203761,"sku":"98228368048606081406","price":29.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Charcoal \/ S","offer_id":43184514236529,"sku":"18962184868743892727","price":29.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Sport Grey \/ S","offer_id":43155846103153,"sku":"27540358664626013903","price":29.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"White \/ S","offer_id":43155846135921,"sku":"31546981934228378711","price":29.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Black \/ S","offer_id":43155846168689,"sku":"17499413479353250541","price":29.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Dark Heather \/ S","offer_id":43155846201457,"sku":"32770804274079461368","price":29.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Ice Grey \/ S","offer_id":43184514269297,"sku":"70501345734546857111","price":29.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Sand \/ S","offer_id":43184514302065,"sku":"22311575183183218136","price":29.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Sky \/ S","offer_id":43184514334833,"sku":"22196158645906269970","price":29.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Sage \/ S","offer_id":43184514367601,"sku":"24283592380742033112","price":29.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Charcoal \/ M","offer_id":43184514400369,"sku":"24292512425751704188","price":29.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Sport Grey \/ M","offer_id":43155846365297,"sku":"27792620333747304166","price":29.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"White \/ M","offer_id":43155846398065,"sku":"45048261475930642503","price":29.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Black \/ M","offer_id":43155846430833,"sku":"16991868160259603528","price":29.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Dark Heather \/ M","offer_id":43155846463601,"sku":"24939342683698295447","price":29.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Ice Grey \/ M","offer_id":43184514433137,"sku":"16122522537702353082","price":29.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Sand \/ M","offer_id":43184514465905,"sku":"14439877271109295324","price":29.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Sky \/ M","offer_id":43184514498673,"sku":"31115622689865379260","price":29.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Sage \/ M","offer_id":43184514531441,"sku":"22182604684131106927","price":29.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Charcoal \/ L","offer_id":43184514564209,"sku":"26191843656855695792","price":29.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Sport Grey \/ L","offer_id":43155846627441,"sku":"25195670391852493593","price":29.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"White \/ L","offer_id":43155846660209,"sku":"26539120078244239642","price":29.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Black \/ L","offer_id":43155846692977,"sku":"26368637756847888061","price":29.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Dark Heather \/ L","offer_id":43155846725745,"sku":"19015892790580921487","price":29.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Ice Grey \/ L","offer_id":43184514596977,"sku":"34575568570329412460","price":29.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Sand \/ L","offer_id":43184514629745,"sku":"13143499821724917165","price":29.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Sky \/ L","offer_id":43184514662513,"sku":"16840894789073160713","price":29.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Sage \/ L","offer_id":43184514695281,"sku":"98292681098121188978","price":29.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Charcoal \/ XL","offer_id":43184514728049,"sku":"17849021447270002561","price":29.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Sport Grey \/ XL","offer_id":43155846889585,"sku":"21779957449526521010","price":29.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"White \/ XL","offer_id":43155846922353,"sku":"30251122168645341565","price":29.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Black \/ XL","offer_id":43155846955121,"sku":"13027934258389166489","price":29.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Dark Heather \/ XL","offer_id":43155846987889,"sku":"11481639742631397533","price":29.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Ice Grey \/ XL","offer_id":43184514760817,"sku":"13825305795558773160","price":29.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Sand \/ XL","offer_id":43184514793585,"sku":"33401795135812744253","price":29.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Sky \/ XL","offer_id":43184514826353,"sku":"27802927004433029636","price":29.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Sage \/ XL","offer_id":43184514859121,"sku":"14431977167333491570","price":29.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Charcoal \/ 2XL","offer_id":43184514891889,"sku":"26235720613093805564","price":30.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Sport Grey \/ 2XL","offer_id":43155847151729,"sku":"14914549464212623889","price":30.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"White \/ 2XL","offer_id":43155847184497,"sku":"17230319859403311785","price":30.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Black \/ 2XL","offer_id":43155847217265,"sku":"32573513078479015089","price":30.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Dark Heather \/ 2XL","offer_id":43155847250033,"sku":"25781943118003956120","price":30.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Ice Grey \/ 2XL","offer_id":43184514924657,"sku":"64482115574771063864","price":30.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Sand \/ 2XL","offer_id":43184514957425,"sku":"91891751378212428345","price":30.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Sky \/ 2XL","offer_id":43184514990193,"sku":"31609460209037662882","price":30.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Sage \/ 2XL","offer_id":43184515022961,"sku":"15982368519934113997","price":30.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Charcoal \/ 3XL","offer_id":43184515055729,"sku":"33753437358161681829","price":31.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Sport Grey \/ 3XL","offer_id":43184515088497,"sku":"50581841267676018967","price":31.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"White \/ 3XL","offer_id":43184515121265,"sku":"28294606058453442798","price":31.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Black \/ 3XL","offer_id":43184515154033,"sku":"74554060554420787787","price":31.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Dark Heather \/ 3XL","offer_id":43184515186801,"sku":"52329237138166592877","price":31.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Ice Grey \/ 3XL","offer_id":43184515219569,"sku":"26060960973965372939","price":31.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Sand \/ 3XL","offer_id":43184515252337,"sku":"76042139282927093194","price":31.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Sky \/ 3XL","offer_id":43184515285105,"sku":"31824287065975645975","price":31.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Sage \/ 3XL","offer_id":43184515317873,"sku":"12784071687330582732","price":31.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true}],"thumbnail_url":"\/\/cdn.shopify.com\/s\/files\/1\/0591\/5718\/4625\/files\/2179967253659173109_2048.jpg?v=1777514867"}],"thumbnail_url":"\/\/cdn.shopify.com\/s\/files\/1\/0591\/5718\/4625\/collections\/bmp-collection-preview.jpg?v=1778380933","url":"https:\/\/5pmclub.co\/collections\/bmp-collection.oembed","provider":"5PM CLUB","version":"1.0","type":"link"}