FAQ's
Where are you located?
We're laser-focused on one market: the US. Your order gets printed and shipped through our fulfillment partner, Printify — with production facilities in Florida and Texas, ready to slap your favorite workplace complaint onto a shirt faster than your boss can schedule another unnecessary meeting.
Every order is processed and shipped entirely from within the United States — because the only thing that should be delayed around here is that 5pm Friday meeting that could've been an email.
Do you ship internationally?
Not yet — for now, we're keeping it strictly Stars and Stripes. We currently only ship within the United States, because we believe in walking before we run. Or in corporate terms, "strategically prioritizing our core market."
Stay tuned though — international expansion is on the roadmap. And yes, that's one roadmap we actually plan to follow.
Will I get a tracking number for my order?
Yep! Once your order ships, you'll get a tracking email with a number so you can stalk your package all the way to your doorstep — the one notification you'll actually be excited to open.
What materials are your products made of?
All our shirts are printed on the Gildan Softstyle 64000 — 4.5oz, preshrunk, soft enough to survive back-to-back Zoom calls, and built to outlast your enthusiasm for quarterly reviews.
Heads up on the fabric — solid colors are 100% ring-spun cotton, Sport Grey and Antique shades are 90% cotton/10% polyester, and Heather colors are 65% polyester/35% cotton. Because unlike your HR department, we don't hide the fine print.